Please help me find this story

I'm looking for a story when Edward pretends to be gay, he's living with Emmett. Emmett (Rose) kicks him out so he moves in with Bella and he pretends to be gay. She sleeps with him only "practising" for her straight boyfriend whom I believe is straight. Jasper pretends to be Edward's boyfriend and he does not like it at all.

It's not Bad Fauxmance

Please, please, please help me. I really loved this story and I will be eternally grateful to the person/people who help me find it.

A name and author would be appreciated. Give me a link and you will be phenomenal

Aidan POV

Monday morning came quicker than usual. It doesn't matter anyway, two more weeks of school then Christmas holidays. Emma was still psyched about being in California girls. I don't get the big deal; she'd been in videos before. I on the other hand wasn't happy about the video. It's not a son's dream to see their mother parading around half-naked for middle-aged balding men with beer bellies to see. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate everything she does, mum works hard for us and I will be eternally grateful. It's just that, sometimes I wished for a normal life, well as normal as it could be for us. A mum, a dad and an annoying sister. I have 2 out of three on that but honestly I don't see mum and Edward ever getting back together. She still loves him - that I would bet my life on but he hurt her. She's built walls around herself now, she won't let many people in easily. She went out on a limb trusting Josh like that and he'd better not hurt her. I know for a fact that would be more than she can take.

"You're giving me a lift to school," Emma said in a sing-songy voice as she walked past my open door.

"Dream on!" I shout back at her.

"Mum!" she screams. Oh God that thing should be illegal.

"Aidannn" her voice drifts up. She'd clearly heard out little exchange.

"I mean yes sister dear. Whatever you say sister dear." I could just see her smug smirk.

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Emma POV

Ugh. School. My favourite time of the day – next to home time of course was lunch. We sat with the Cullens once again; the talk and curious stares from other students had died down. Good, it was none of their business anyway. "So... what did you guys make of Saturday?" I was really anxious. I don't know why but their opinion of my mother's career choice really mattered.

They all looked at each other, I think they ere deciding which one of them should answer. In the end Jasper ended up doing the honours. This was odd because he was normally quite reserved.

"It was... Weird.

But, and this is my one question, how did Bella change her looks to be both Hayley Williams AND Katy Perry? Both Hayley and Katy are pretty, but they're both VERY different kinds of pretty, and they also have different accents...
Oh well, it was good."

"Oh you still don't know her powers do you?" the look they gave me answered my question. "Basically mum's an illusionist. She can make you feel things- good or bad that up to her see things, taste things and she can make you believe the stupidest lie you wouldn't fall for under normal circumstances. She can look short, tall, thin, fat, black, white and Asian or whatever else she wants to be. She can make them character look a tiny bit like her or anyone else she wants. Like Hayley has mine and Aidan's eyes and skin tone. It's all an illusion. You know Jane? Of the Volturi?"

The looks of horror on their faces answered my question.

"Well her power and Alec's are nothing compared to my mu," I internally sighed. I really need to stop doing that. "It's nothing compared to what Bella can do if she really wants to. She rarely uses it but the last time she did she left Felix, y'know the big guy? About same size as Emmett paralysed."

By now they were all gaping at meal but one were amazed and slightly scared. The other one - although I don't think Alexis really counts as a Cullen yet. That bugged me to think a guy like Edward with a bitch like her. He could do so much better.

Edward POV

After we left the studio I started to regret what I'd said to Aidan. I sounded pathetic. Bella's a great girl but she's thing of the past, I'm with a Alexis now. She fulfilled all my needs. I know using someone just for sex is wrong but I got what I wanted from it and so did she. I was hurting a lot of people during that process, Esme being the one that killed me the most. She was there for me after we left forks. She tried hard to make me happy, and I felt awful doing this but I deserved to be selfish for once in my life.

That night I didn't bother going home because I knew that everyone would be talking about Bella and that wasn't what I needed right now. Instead Alexis and I went to a hotel in central London. Spent all night together. I was there in body but my mind was in a completely different place. If only I thought to myself.

Sorry for the short chapter but I just needed to write something. I hoped I at least answered some of your questions about Bella's powers. I used people's question in here and hopefully I also answered them. If you still do have questions then do ask. I need 5 reviews before I can update next. Please update. Hate it? Love it? Don't mid it? I still wanna know. If you guys don't review I think no one's reading so I stop writing. Lastly people who review without accounts you really frustrate because 99% of the time you have really, really, really, fucking awesome reviews which are really worth answering but I can't because you don't have an account. Please, please, create and account. I relly wanna reply to your reviews!

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