(Vr and Marune are sitting in the room they always are in before the show, which I should really name. Vr is watching Jacksepticeye videos and Marune is throwing daggers a dummy with a stupid picture of Jay on it.)

Vr: (watching Marune) Do I wanna know why a picture of Jay is on the dummy?

Marune: He's mean to me and I'm not allowed to do this to him in real life. But I want him to feel my pain.

Vr: Voodoo?

Marune: Kinda.

(Meanwhile, with Jay.)

Jay: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! WHO'S STABBING MEH!?

Morro/Marshmallow: In case you haven't noticed, dumb $$, WE'RE ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM!

Jay: WHOEVER IS DOING THIS TO MEH, STOP IT NOW!

(back with Vr and Marune,)

Vr: Do you want me to get a new dummy? This one's kinda old.

Marune: Sure. (yanks daggers out of the dummy and Vr throws the dummy out the window.)

Jay: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! No, I'm falling! HELP!

Cole: I'm gonna ask Vr if she knows the number of a good therapist.


Vr: Hey everyone. Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host, Vr! What's with Jay?

Jay: (curled up with in a whimpering ball.)

Marune: I didn't do it, just to let everyone know.

Kai: Sure.

Vr: (pointing an arrow at Kai.) You wanna repeat that, hothead?

Kai: 0_0

Vr: (puts bow and arrow away.) I thought so. First dare is for Zane to put on a chicken costume and turn on his funny switch.

Zane: (in rubber chicken costume.) This is probably a bad idea. (flips on funny switch.)

Vr: 5...4...3...2...1...

Zane: (starts laughing hysterically while doing the chicken dance.)

Everyone: 0_0

Vr: Let's move on before we all become mentally scarred for life. Jay is not allowed to talk for the rest of the chapter and Zane needs to copy Cole's cooking.

Zane: (still laughing creepily.)

Vr: ZANE!

Zane: ? (turns off funny switch.)

Vr: Cole's gonna make something and you have to copy.

Cole: (pulls out cookbook) I'm gonna make a cake.

(Cole starts baking a cake and Zane tries to copy him.)

Cole: DONE!

Zane: DONE!

Vr: Why does Zane's cake looks nice while Cole's cake looks like Tox dumped a barrel of poison on it?

Cole: So that's what that green goo was?

Tox: Hehe...

Vr: (throws both cakes out the window.) Kai gets a dare!

Kai: Faak you.

Vr: Shaddup. You must now express your emotions in the form of EMOJIS!

Kai: :(

Vr: Problem? (insert troll face here.)

Kai: -_-

Vr: Okay, okay, I'll leave you alone! Jay now needs to kiss Nadakhan.

Jay: ...

Nadakhan: Dafuq?

Jay: (kisses Nadakhan.)

Nadakhan: (throws Jay at the wall.)

Jay: (SPLAT!)

Everyone: 0_0

Vr: Moving on. Nya gets to style Nadakhan's hair into a rainbow-colored afro!

Nya: HECK YES!

Nadakhan: -_-

Nya: (sticks a wig on Nadakhan and holds a mirror up to his face.)

Nadakhan: (screams like a little girl.)

Vr: Oh wow.

Marune: What's the next dare?

Vr: Kai gets to read Lord of the Rings. (throws book at Kai.)

Kai: :O

Vr: And Zane and Cole have to fight each other until someone passes out.

Cole: COME ON TIN CAN! YOU WANNA GO!?

Zane: (b**chslaps Cole.)

Cole: (out cold.)

Vr: That was quick.

Kai: (reading)

Vr: And the next dare is for Kai!

Kai: D:

Vr: (Keeping Marune from watching.) Kai has to crossdress...HOLY CRAP!

Kai: 0o0

Everyone: 0_0

Kai: (puts on a sexy outfit.)

Vr: (Shoots an arrow at Kai and knocks him out the window.)

Vr: We are not doing anymore dares like that. Zane now has to act like a cowboy.

Zane: (flips cowboy switch.) YE-HAW! (lassos Pixal.)

Pixal: (slaps Zane.)

Vr: Last but not least, Lloyd's gotta act like a dumb blonde.

Lloyd: (female.) But I am blonde! You guys are so mean! Plus, I don't even know how a dumb blonde acts!

Vr: Try.

Lloyd: (female) So what's like, the difference, like between Ninjago and, like Ninja Turtles?

Vr: That was terrible.

Lloyd: (female) I suck at acting like that.

Jay: Hey, at least you're not the dumb blonde in this room.

Marune: ...

Jay: Wut?

Marune: (attacks Jay.)

Jay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


I doubt they'll ever learn to get along nicely.

The votes for you want as co-host are still open. Here are the votes so far:

Oc: 0
Hunger Games: 2

You can let me know via PM or review who you want a co-host. You can choose between new Oc, or Hunger Games character. If you choose Oc, give me a description. (It doesn't have to be your own Oc, just make one up on the spot.) If you choose Hunger Games character, let me know which one.

I am probably gonna change the rating just because some of the dares may not be suitable for any younger readers and because some characters are starting to swear. I also won't take any mature dares (like adult themed ones.)

Keep sending in your dares!