Smash Brothers Daughter! – By DS Wynne


Disclaimer: "Sailor Moon", "Smash Brothers Melee" and other properties belong to their respective owners.

Note: This is a multi-genre story.


Part 9: "Finalmente, Act 2"
The city…of Tokyo. This sprawling metropolis—the largest in the world—is the near-center capital of the Far East. Home of such groups like the famous Sailor Scouts and the infamous Nerima Wrecking Crew, Tokyo is always changing…always growing…and always full of action-

VROOOOM!

Serena DiMario made her turn at the corner, avoiding the pedestrians and other vehicles in her custom-made pink hovercraft, courtesy of the mercenary—and part-time racer—Captain Falcon. Normally, she would do such a thing, but it was the fault of one particular person…

"HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" laughs Waserena, as sped on ahead. "Too bad for you…I could care LESS about hitting pedestrians!"

Serena and Wasarena were twins, in that Uncle Mario's nemesis, Wario, used a doppelganger gun on Serena. Unlike Serena, Waserena looked like Serena if she had gone Goth-punk, with her black hair, black lipstick and black clothes. Serena, at the moment, looked like a typical Italian racer of yesteryears, with her pink jacket that had the Moon Kingdom logo etched over the back part of her jacket.

Serena gritted her teeth, as the two racers sped past a patrol car…

WEEEOoooo-WEEEOoooo-!

"Great," Serena said to herself, as she could hear the sirens behind her. She then sees Waserena crash straight into a mall with her purple Cadillac.

CRASH!

"WHAT?" Serena yelled. "How DARE she do THAT to such a sacred place!"

In spite of dressing like a tomboy in her plumbing gear most times, Princess Peach and Princess Zelda did teach her to appreciate the feminine garment.

So, Serena goes after her nemesis full bore.

ZOOOOOOOM…

Soon, the two rivals were neck-and-neck…but that didn't stop Serena from admiring the view.

"Hmmm…hey have a sale on those overalls I've been trying to get Mrs. Tsukino to buy for me," Serena says to herself-

BAM!

Serena is rocked, as Waserena slams her car into Serena's craft.

"Pay attention to ME, 'Rena," Waserena says, as she stuck out her tongue, and gave her rival the evil eye.

Serena grits her teeth. Unfortunately, when she turned towards Waserena to give her the finger, she did not see the food cart stand.

BLAM!

Serena skidded to a halt.

"See ya…don't want to be ya!" Waserena yells, as she sped off.

Serena quickly looks around to see a series of escalators towards the side of the great hall of the mall. She then thinks of an idea, borne out of watching the American channel "TV Land". Once she double-checked the pressure system of her craft, Serena restarted the motor, and popped the clutch.

VROOM…

Serena then pushed the engine to full, while holding down the thruster breaks. She hoped to compensate for the short distance between herself and the escalators. She also hoped that the sudden jump would allow her to clear their height.

SKREEEEE-!

Serena guns the engines, and leaps on the escalators. Thankfully, a hovercraft did not need wheels to move. Up, up and up she goes! Until-

"Yeeeeee-HAW!" Serena yelled, as she blared her horn to the tune of old Dixie.

Waserena sees Serena souring ahead of her. However, she did not see the large, sharp jacks that Serena had deployed from her craft, which-

POP! Fssssssssss-

SKRREEEE-BAM!

Serena turns her craft around to see that Waserena was wading deep in "Orange Julius".

"Oy," Waserena manages to say, as she was upside down with her rear-end stuck in the air.

"Who's laughing NOW?" Serena mocked.

Wasarena manages to unstuck herself.

"Grrrrr!" Waserena fumed. "This isn't OVER!"

And with that, both Waserena and her car disappear.

"I expect no less," Serena says, as she puts her craft in gear, and leaves, but not with leaving a special "mystery box" behind. Once smashed, lots of gold coins will spill out. Hopefully, it will be enough to cover the damage caused that day.

A short time later…

BLIP!

A grizzly-looking man in an American military officer with a barrette appears on one side of the screen, while Serena appears on the other side in another screen.

"What the hell are you on this line?" yells the man.

"But…but Uncle 'Big' Roy," Serena says, as she sniffs. "I just wanted to call and say hello…"

U.S. Army officer Colonel Roy Campbell grits his teeth. Ever since agent "Solid Snake" took on this girl in some "Big Brother Program", "Bunny"—as she was code-named—was one big pain in the-

"Not that I BELIEVE you, but…what do want?"

"Thanks, Uncle 'Big' Roy," Serena says enthusiastically. Serena uses the name "Big Roy" to differentiate the other Roy she knows (called "Uncle Little Roy") from the kingdom of Bern. Bern, Hryule, the Mushroom Kingdom, etc. all exist within the Nintendo Star Cluster within the Rifts (a "reality" like our own but with multiple layers of realms, alternate dimension and sub-universes). Regularly, it warps in and out of different dimensions, which was the reason why Queen Serenity of THIS universe was able to send her only daughter to the Mushroom Kingdom with the Moon Kingdom fell.

She thought that once this cluster "warps" out of this universe, her daughter would be safe…

"Uncle, what do you know about 'D Point'?"

"Ah, let me get my niece on the line."

BLIP!

"Are you going to use my Mercury Computer long?" Ami asked, as she spoke through the closet door from the outside.

"What's she doing in there?" Makoto asked.

"It's…her office."

"What?" Rei says, as she goes up to HER closet. "Serena, get out there right now!"

"I can't, I'm working!" Serena says from within.

"What's going on?" Minako says, as she enters Rei's living room, at the Cherry Hill Temple with a bag of pretzels in her hand.

"Serena doesn't want to come out of the closet," Makoto says.

"Oh. HUH?"

"Serena, you have to come out of the closet!" Rei says.

"Just give me a moment," Serena says. "I'm almost done!"

BLIP!

A beautiful blond appears on the screen.

"Hey, 'Bunny'," Meryl says. "How's Japan?"

"That's why I'm calling about," Serena says. "I need everything you guys know about 'D Point'…"

Tbc.