Chapter 9: Interpromotional No.1 contenders' match for the UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team championship - Brian Griffin-Armington & Ace Armington w/Lisa Simpson-Armington (TWA) versus 'The Homing Missile' Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin (UCW).

DJ Diddy Dog on Brian Griffin, Ace Armington & Lisa Simpson-Armington.

DJ: 'Okay, besides Brian's case, how do I go about this without getting foulmouthed? TWA holds Project Y events on TV, Lisa betrays her father Homer, marries a scumbag in secret, converts Brian Griffin to the cause briefly and causes an all-out ruckus in my locker room, forcing Marge Simpson to come and try to save her. Then Lisa slaps her! I have nothing good to say about that part of the Armington clan and if you were looking for something good, then I maybe can admit their loss came as a screwup of communication. But I'm going to pretend it wasn't, just for my own amusement.'

Brian Griffin on this match.

Brian: 'Joining the TWA may have been one of the worst mistakes I've ever made. But I made it and I stand by my decision. And I knew that because my defection was still fresh in everybody's minds I wasn't going to be welcomed back to UCW with open arms, but I was determined to make it back here, no matter what beatings it may take. At Burst Mode, Bugs Bunny is going to know that! And too bad I didn't win this match; because I could've wrestled for the tag belts.'

Homer Simpson on his daughter Lisa.

Homer: 'Lisa made her own bed of nails. Now she's got to sleep in it.'

Peter Griffin on Brian Griffin.

Peter: 'When I found out Brian wanted to come back, I welcomed him home in Quahog, but was weary the whole time because he had only just betrayed UCW. I hope things go right for him and he proves he belongs again, because my partnership with Homer ain't exactly based on friendship. Now, if you don't mind, Ernie the Giant Chicken is outside and we've gotta' keep fighting the fight that will never end!'

Ninth match on DVD - UCW and TWA collide in an interpromotional tag team match to determine the number one contenders to the Triple Crown World Tag Team titles...

Megaman: 'Ladies & gentlemen, this next contest is an interpromotional tag team attraction to determine the number one contenders to the Triple Crown World Tag Team championship next month at Fury of Kiva and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the TWA and accompanied to the ring by Lisa Simpson-Armington, the team of ACE ARMINGTON AND BRIAN GRIFFIN-ARMINGTON!'

The Titantron: '80 Years of Armington History!

Alex I

Alex II

Alex III

Alex IV

Ace Armington

Razor Armington I

Razor Armington II

Fifi La Fume Armington

Pepe Le Pewe

Tammy Sorrentery Armington

Lisa Simpson-Armington

Brian Griffin-Armington

Anthors Armington

Rouge the Bat Armington...

The Dynasty that rules over all has arrived!'

The Take Over, The Break's Over by Fall Out Boy boomed around the arena, causing anyone who was not a TWA fan to boo the crap out of the Armingtons. The boos got worse as Brian, Ace & Lisa made their way to the ring in a customised limo. They exited from the back, a la JBL, wearing tailor-made gear. Brian & Ace were dressed in goofy suits wearing shades while Lisa sported her new jewellry, no doubt bought by Ace's high bank account. They entered the ring with the splendor of champions, pyro going off a la Randy Orton and pre-match celebration of their proclaimed awesomeness.

Megaman: 'And their opponents, first, from Quahog, Rhode Island, he weighs in at 420lbs, he is PETER GRIFFIN!'

The Family Guy theme hit and Peter made his entrance to the top of the ramp, but he didn't move any further. He awaited his partner, who just so happened to be the man he defeated in a Cell match at Internet Incident.

Megaman: 'And his partner, from Springfield, representing the Simpsons, he is the Homing Missile, he is HOMER SIMPSON! And together, they represent UCW!'

Peter & Homer gave each other a glance before pointing their fingers in stereo at their opponents in the ring. Both made it clear to the other that they were going to get along in this match. Then the big men of the toon world rushed to the first ring, causing Brian, Ace & Lisa to take solace in the second ring. The referee managed to bring them back so he could get the bout underway. It was then decided that Homer would begin with Ace, he supposed son-in-law. Lisa cheered on her man from the outside, but not all of the fans in attendance shared her choices.

Ace and Homer circled each other after the bell rung and then locked up. Ace was able to get the advantage as he locked Homer in a headlock. Homer however would gain the advantage, lifting Ace up and dropping him with a back body drop.

Homer then took down Ace with back to back arm drags. Homer then tried to lock in a sleeper hold, but Ace was able to stop this attempt with some well placed elbows to the midsection. Ace then tried for his submission finisher, but Homer was able to block the attempt and deliver a belly to belly overhead suplex.

Homer then delivered the Jeff Hardy double legdrop to the groin. Homer then attempted his finisher, only to have Ace fight out of it and lock in a triangle choke on Homer. Unfortunately for Ace he applied the hold too close to the ropes and Homer was able to get to the ropes as Ace was forced to break the hold.

Ace then lifted up Homer and whipped him into the ropes. Ace then ducked down looking for a back body drop, but instead of landing on the mat Homer was able to land on his feet. Ace turned around into a flapjack from Homer. Homer then lifted up Ace for another flapjack, this time dropping him throat first on the top rope.

Ace then turned around right into a spinning heel kick from Homer. Homer then tagged Peter into the match. Peter then entered the match and caught Ace off ground with a dropkick. Once Ace was back up Homer bounced off the ropes and tried for a cross body, only to have Ace catch him.

Ace tried for a swinging sidewalk slam, only to have Peter somehow turn it into a DDT at the last second. Peter then tried for his finisher, only to have Ace reverse the attempt and lock in his sharpshooter-type submission finisher, the Ace of Spades.

Ace had his submission finisher in tight, but Peter wasn't going down without a fight as he would eventually make it to the ring ropes, forcing Ace to break the hold. Ace however was right back on the attack as he lifted up Peter, drove his knee into Peter's midsection and delivered a flying spinning elbow attack.

Ace then tagged in Brian. Brian entered the match and immediately showed off some strength, picking up Peter press-slam style and just dropping him to the mat below. Brian then just fell down from the force of Peter's weight wearing him out, his back landing across the midsection of Peter accidentally. Brian then hooked Peter's leg but only got a two count.

Brian then delivered three stomps to the face of Peter before lifting him back up, placing both his hands around Peter's throat and just tossing him across the ring. Peter landed in his and Homer's corner, where Homer then reached down and tagged himself into the match.

Homer enters and tries to catch Brian off guard with a clothesline, but Brian ducks. Homer was ready for a possible duck from Brian, as he turned around and caught Brian by surprise with a reverse facebuster. Homer hooked Brian's leg but only got a one count.

Homer tried to stay on the offensive, but Brian would have none of that as he caught Homer off guard with a powerful clothesline. Brian then lifted Homer up and delivered his new finisher, the Rhode Island Driver. He covered Homer but Homer was able to get his foot on the ropes.

Brian pulls Homer away from the ropes and covers him, but Homer kicks out just before three. Brian then goes and tags Ace into the match. Ace then tries for the Ace of Spades on Homer, only to have Homer reverse the attempt and lock Ace in his own Ace of Spades.

Brian tried to break up the submission hold but Peter clotheslined Brian out of the ring. Knowing his own move did wonders for Ace, as he was able to reverse the hold and apply the pressure to Homer. Homer was ready for this as he was able to somehow roll up Ace for the pin, but he only got a two count.

Ace then tried for a quick clothesline but Homer ducked and when Ace turned around he hit the swinging fisherman's buster finisher, the Homing Missile DDT. Homer covered Ace but Brian broke up the pinfall attempt. Peter then entered to help his partner, as the two clotheslined Brian out of the ring.

Peter grabbed Brian on the outside and tossed him around into the guardrails. Lisa then surprised him by jumping on his back, but that didn't have any effect. Peter became agitated and turned to Homer, asking if he could toss her off. Homer gave Peter the thumbs-up and Lisa went sailing into her husband Ace on the outside.

Peter then went back into the ring, on the apron and Homer officially tagged him into the match. Peter went to the top rope after Homer tagged him in, and when Ace was in he jumped, delivering a bigtime Blockbuster from the top rope. Peter was all fired up, as he tried for his Chickenbuster, only to have Ace block the attempt and lock in the Ace of Spades on Peter.

Homer then tried to break up the submission hold, only to have Brian grab hold of him and try for the Rhode Island Driver, but Homer's attempt to fight out of it would end up working, as Brian dropped Homer right on top of Ace, forcing him to break the Ace of Spades.

Homer and Peter then each clotheslined Ace and Brian out of the ring. Outside the ring, after Peter & Homer beat them up a little more, Ace and Brian got into an argument, Ace clearly upset about Brian dropping Homer on him. Ace then slapped Brian across the face, who responded by clotheslining the hell out of Ace, followed by hitting the Rhode Island Driver.

Brian then tossed Ace back into the ring and made his way backstage in a rage, with Lisa yelling after him. Peter then lifted up Ace and hit his finisher, the Chickenbuster, followed by Homer hitting Ace with the Homing Missile DDT. Homer then covered Ace for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners and the new number one contenders to the UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team championship at Fury of Kiva, HOMER SIMPSON & PETER GRIFFIN!'

Peter offered his hand to Homer, who hesitantly took it. In Homer's mind, now that the match was over, the cuffs were off and there was no need to be on the same page anymore. Homer kept his fists clenched just in case Peter wanted to fight, but Peter instead extended his hand. Homer was a little flabbergasted and the fans encouraged him to take the offer. Homer did and then the two giants kicked Ace Armington out of the ring.

Kif: 'Phew! Thank god that two TWA superstars won't be challenging for UCW gold next month!'

Squidward: 'My sentiments exactly, Kif! And if tonight's match was any indication, WarGreymon & WereGarurumon have a lot on their plate when they butt heads with the new contenders at Fury of Kiva!'

Greg: 'Let's celebrate for now! Go UCW!'

Backstage

Frankie Foster: 'Frankie Foster reporting on behalf of CWF management and I'm here with the team that shall be representing the Cartoon Wrestling Federation tonight! Team captain Danny Phantom, the United States champion Sokka, Eric Cartman, Chiro and Ichigo Kurosaki!'

Danny: 'Tonight has finally arrived! Three Chains of Destiny have wrapped themselves around our destinies and manipulated them... causing us to be on this collision course with CASZ and UCW! And then there's the invisible chain that brought TWA to the dance! It doesn't matter if we were on friendly terms before or not... tonight, those restrictive chains are broken!'

Sokka: 'We're out here to prove to the wrestling world that there's nobody better! We promise to dominate tonight! If you're not with us, then you better be afraid!'

Cartman: 'I'm in it for Cheesy Poofs... which means trouble for whoever gets in my way!'

Chiro: 'Handshake to begin the night? Hell no... but all-out brawl to end the rivalry of the four greatest wrestling companies in the world? Bet your ass on it!'

Ichigo: 'We may have lost the preview challenge on CWF television... but that was what it was: a tune up! We didn't even get pinned in that match, so its an open field! With Danny Phantom, Chiro, Sokka, Eric Cartman and Ichigo Kurosaki, you're looking at the most dominant Survivor Series team in wrestling history today! And to take a quote from a certain drunk cowboy: if you don't like it...'

Team CWF as a whole: 'SORRY 'BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!'