Faith: okay everyone hey!

Disclaimor: I don't own anything in this story. Even though I wish I did.

Warior4: *runs in* hey guys.

Faith: hey so you have another dare?

Warior4: yeah this time Deidara and Tobi have to put on a skit for the whole Akatsuki..

Tobi: yay Tobi gets to put on a skit with Sempai!!

Deidara: what's the skit un?

Warior4: if you were Gay.

Deidara: what un?!

Faith: *hands Tobi and Deidara scripts* now go learn your lines.

Tobi: *runs out of room*

Deidara: *grumbles and walks out of room*

Sasori: I have a feeling this is going to be good.

Faith: me too Danna.

~2 hours later~

Tobi: *yells from other room* were ready!!

Faith: okay and action!

Deidara: *walks out of other room*

Dei: ahhh

Dei: an afternoon alone with my favorite book Broadway show's of the 1940's.

Dei: no roommate to bother me.

Dei: how could it get any better than this?

Tobi: *runs in* oh hey Rod!

Dei: hey Nikki. *sighs*

Tobi: hey Rod you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning!

Tobi: this guy was smiling at me…. And talking to me…

Dei: that's very interesting..

Tobi: he was being really friendly.

Dei: *looking bored*

Tobi: and I think he was coming onto me.

Dei: *sweat drop*

Tobi: I think he might've though I was gay. *points to himself*

Dei: ahem. So. Uh. Why are you telling me this?

Dei: why should I care?

Dei: I don't care.

Dei: what did you have for lunch today?

Tobi: oh you don't have to get all defensive about it. Rod…

Dei: *yells* I'm not getting defensive!!

Tobi: *very scared*

Dei: what do I care about some gay guy you met? Okay?

Dei: I'm trying to read.

Tobi: oh, I didn't mean anything by it I just think it's something we should be able to talk about it.

Dei: I don't want to talk about it Nikki!

Dei: this conversation is over!!

Tobi: *sad*

Tobi: yeah but Rod…

Dei: *yells* it's over!!!

~music starts~

Tobi: well okay but just so you know…

Tobi: *singing* if you were gay. *points to Dei*

Tobi: that'd be okay.

Dei: calm down Deidara…. Un…

Tobi: I mean cause hey I'd like you anyway. *points*

Tobi: cause if you see if you were me..

Dei: *bored*

Tobi: I would feel free to say that I was gay.

Dei: *in emo cloud* (lol)

Tobi: but I'm not gay.

Dei: *crying*

Dei: Nikki please I am trying to read!!!!

Tobi: *walks over to Dei*

Dei: what?!?!

Tobi: if you were queer.

Dei: ughhh Nikki!

Tobi: I'd still be here.

Dei: Nikki I'm trying to read this book!

Tobi: year after year.

Tobi: because you are dear to me.

Dei: *upset*

Tobi: and I know that.

Dei: ahhhh!!!

Tobi: you would accept me too.

Dei: what?!

Dei: I would!?!?

Tobi: if I told you today.

Tobi: hey guess what I'm gay! But I'm not gay.

Tobi: I'm happy just being with you.

Dei: *sigh* I miss Sasori Danna un.

Tobi: so what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?

Dei: *gasps* Nikki!!! That's gross!!!

Tobi: no it's not!

Tobi: if you were gay. I'd shout hooray! *throws arms up*

Dei: I'm not listening!

Tobi: and hear I stay.

Dei: la la la la la!!!

Tobi: but I wouldn't get in your way.

Dei: *screams*

Tobi: you cac count on be to always be…

Dei: what did I do to deserve this?!

Tobi: beside you everyday to tell you it's okay.

Dei: maybe I should bomb myself. It'd be artistic.

Tobi: you were just born that and as they say it's In your DNA you're gay!!!

Dei: *angry* but I'm not gay!!!

Tobi: if you were gay.

Dei: ahhhhh!!!

Tobi: *runs out of room*

Everyone: *clapping and cheering*

Deidara: *smiling* thank you un, thanks you un.

Tobi: *walks back into room* Tobi had fun!!

Sasori: pretty good brat.

Deidara: thank you Danna un.

Waarior4: that was great!

Tobi: thank you.

Sasori: but I got confused on one part.

Faith: what part was it Danna?

Sasori: when Deidara said he missed Sasori Danna.

Warior4: oh uhhhh yeah about that.

Faith: you die in the series. *crying*

Sasori: w-what!!!

Faith: *hugs Saori* don't die!!

Sasori: I won't I promise.

Faith: Deidara when you and Sasori capture Garra and are about to fight Naruto, stay with Sasori Dei!

Deidara: okay un.

Faith: yay Danna's not going to die!!

Sasori: I'd never leave you.

Faith: you're so sweet. *kiss's Sasori*

Faith: okay well until next time. Send more dares!