Faith: okay everyone hey!
Disclaimor: I don't own anything in this story. Even though I wish I did.
Warior4: *runs in* hey guys.
Faith: hey so you have another dare?
Warior4: yeah this time Deidara and Tobi have to put on a skit for the whole Akatsuki..
Tobi: yay Tobi gets to put on a skit with Sempai!!
Deidara: what's the skit un?
Warior4: if you were Gay.
Deidara: what un?!
Faith: *hands Tobi and Deidara scripts* now go learn your lines.
Tobi: *runs out of room*
Deidara: *grumbles and walks out of room*
Sasori: I have a feeling this is going to be good.
Faith: me too Danna.
~2 hours later~
Tobi: *yells from other room* were ready!!
Faith: okay and action!
Deidara: *walks out of other room*
Dei: ahhh
Dei: an afternoon alone with my favorite book Broadway show's of the 1940's.
Dei: no roommate to bother me.
Dei: how could it get any better than this?
Tobi: *runs in* oh hey Rod!
Dei: hey Nikki. *sighs*
Tobi: hey Rod you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning!
Tobi: this guy was smiling at me…. And talking to me…
Dei: that's very interesting..
Tobi: he was being really friendly.
Dei: *looking bored*
Tobi: and I think he was coming onto me.
Dei: *sweat drop*
Tobi: I think he might've though I was gay. *points to himself*
Dei: ahem. So. Uh. Why are you telling me this?
Dei: why should I care?
Dei: I don't care.
Dei: what did you have for lunch today?
Tobi: oh you don't have to get all defensive about it. Rod…
Dei: *yells* I'm not getting defensive!!
Tobi: *very scared*
Dei: what do I care about some gay guy you met? Okay?
Dei: I'm trying to read.
Tobi: oh, I didn't mean anything by it I just think it's something we should be able to talk about it.
Dei: I don't want to talk about it Nikki!
Dei: this conversation is over!!
Tobi: *sad*
Tobi: yeah but Rod…
Dei: *yells* it's over!!!
~music starts~
Tobi: well okay but just so you know…
Tobi: *singing* if you were gay. *points to Dei*
Tobi: that'd be okay.
Dei: calm down Deidara…. Un…
Tobi: I mean cause hey I'd like you anyway. *points*
Tobi: cause if you see if you were me..
Dei: *bored*
Tobi: I would feel free to say that I was gay.
Dei: *in emo cloud* (lol)
Tobi: but I'm not gay.
Dei: *crying*
Dei: Nikki please I am trying to read!!!!
Tobi: *walks over to Dei*
Dei: what?!?!
Tobi: if you were queer.
Dei: ughhh Nikki!
Tobi: I'd still be here.
Dei: Nikki I'm trying to read this book!
Tobi: year after year.
Tobi: because you are dear to me.
Dei: *upset*
Tobi: and I know that.
Dei: ahhhh!!!
Tobi: you would accept me too.
Dei: what?!
Dei: I would!?!?
Tobi: if I told you today.
Tobi: hey guess what I'm gay! But I'm not gay.
Tobi: I'm happy just being with you.
Dei: *sigh* I miss Sasori Danna un.
Tobi: so what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?
Dei: *gasps* Nikki!!! That's gross!!!
Tobi: no it's not!
Tobi: if you were gay. I'd shout hooray! *throws arms up*
Dei: I'm not listening!
Tobi: and hear I stay.
Dei: la la la la la!!!
Tobi: but I wouldn't get in your way.
Dei: *screams*
Tobi: you cac count on be to always be…
Dei: what did I do to deserve this?!
Tobi: beside you everyday to tell you it's okay.
Dei: maybe I should bomb myself. It'd be artistic.
Tobi: you were just born that and as they say it's In your DNA you're gay!!!
Dei: *angry* but I'm not gay!!!
Tobi: if you were gay.
Dei: ahhhhh!!!
Tobi: *runs out of room*
Everyone: *clapping and cheering*
Deidara: *smiling* thank you un, thanks you un.
Tobi: *walks back into room* Tobi had fun!!
Sasori: pretty good brat.
Deidara: thank you Danna un.
Waarior4: that was great!
Tobi: thank you.
Sasori: but I got confused on one part.
Faith: what part was it Danna?
Sasori: when Deidara said he missed Sasori Danna.
Warior4: oh uhhhh yeah about that.
Faith: you die in the series. *crying*
Sasori: w-what!!!
Faith: *hugs Saori* don't die!!
Sasori: I won't I promise.
Faith: Deidara when you and Sasori capture Garra and are about to fight Naruto, stay with Sasori Dei!
Deidara: okay un.
Faith: yay Danna's not going to die!!
Sasori: I'd never leave you.
Faith: you're so sweet. *kiss's Sasori*
Faith: okay well until next time. Send more dares!
