Skyz: I think Orochimaru died too fast!
Yaoi: Zip it, it was my plan for him to die fast!
Skyz: Yeah, well…Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
MCHammerM4n: can't touch this...Unless you're Chuck Norris!
Hatome: I want to touch it -runs after MC Hammer-
MCHammerM4n: -runs away- CAN'T TOUCH THIS...STOP!
Hatome: -stops-
MCHammerM4n: Grammar time!
Yaoi: I thought it was 'Hammer time' not 'Grammar time'...
MCHammerM4n: Naw...I changed it!
Disclaimer: I no own!
Warning: Yaoi (BOY ON BOY…don't like don't read…And don't flame me because you did for I have warned you!)
Pairing: the best pairing I know, UCHIHACEST! WOO HOO!
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Two sets of crimson eyes snapped open as a loud audible crash was heard. "I-Itachi…What was that?" Sasuke asked with wide eyes while looking at Itachi.
"I don't know…I'm going to find out…I want you to go hide in the closet, there is a door in the floor, open it and stay there until I come for you." Itachi explained as he quickly donned his clothes.
"But what if the thing takes your form?" Sasuke asked worried as he felt the strong presence just outside the house.
"It won't matter, only a full-fledged Uchiha can open that door, no one else." Itachi stated as he threw Sasuke his clothes. "Now, get in there…And please don't come out until I come for you, opening the door myself…I don't want to loss you, Sasuke, I love you, and I don't want to live without you." Itachi pleaded as he hugged Sasuke and kissed on his forehead before pushing him towards the closet. 'I know he could probably handle things for himself, but I don't wish to risk losing him.'He thought to himself as he watched Sasuke with a frown that wasn't too noticeable.
"I love you too, Itachi, please be careful…and make sure to give that intruder their comeuppance." Sasuke joked as he disappeared into the closet while Itachi disappeared out the bedroom door.
'Kami, I feel like this is a soap opera…' Itachi thought as he ran down the stairs and out the front door towards the intruder. 'What's next a supposed dead person is really….alive? Holy Bob Saget!' Itachi stopped in his tracks as he came face to face with the man that he thought he had killed. "What are you doing here? I thought you were dead." Itachi sneered as he eyed the man.
"Tsk, tsk, Itachi, you should know it's not that easy to kill me." The black haired man said with a smirk as he stalked up towards Itachi.
"Stop right there, bastard, or I'll kill you for sure this time." Itachi threatened as he closed his eyes and reopened them to reveal sharingan.
"Ha, do you really thing that was me you killed?" The pale man asked as he licked his smirking lips.
"I kind of figured it wasn't, but still, why are you here, Orochimaru?!" Itachi demanded as he grew annoyed.
"Why, I'm here for what is rightfully mine, of course." Orochimaru answered as his smirk grew.
"Forget it, Orochimaru, I'll never let you have Sasuke." Itachi hissed as he narrowed his eyes at the sannin.
"You know, it's funny that you think you can kill me." Orochimaru said with a chuckle as he slinked towards Itachi, now only an inch from him.
"I'm a lot stronger now than I was when you first met me…so don't underestimate me, Orochimaru." Itachi sneered but disappeared as Orochimaru's Katana was shoved through his chest right at the heart.
"Ha, just what I would expect for such a weak…ling?" Orochimaru said and was surprised as Itachi disappeared into a puff of smoke and there stood nothing.
"How you like my shadow clones, Orochimaru?" The many Itachi asked from their hiding places.
"So what, you learned shadow clone jutsu, I still have Manda!" Orochimaru hissed as he performed the technique to summon Manda. Smoke filled the yard as a huge purple snake loomed over all.
"Now, Manda, kill them all." Orochimaru commanded as he jumped up on top of the snakes head.
"Not so fast, Orochimaru." Itachi said as he and many clones surrounded Manda like Orochimaru had hoped for.
"You fall too easily into my traps." Orochimaru said with a smirk as he jumped down and attacked the Itachi that he believed to be the real one, only to find out it's a clone.
"You got to do better than that if you want to kill me, Orochimaru." Itachi's voice drifted from all around as thousands of shuriken was thrown at Manda, who could not block and only take it.
"What, you don't want to know who you really killed in that alley way?" Orochimaru asked trying to hide the smirk threatening to spread across his face.
"It's not working, you can't distract me." Itachi's voice yet again drifted from all around as Orochimaru growled in frustration.
"Fine, you wouldn't care, because who you killed was Kabuto…But what do you or I care, he was a puppet to me." Orochimaru hissed and ended in a deep evil chuckle.
"Ah, now, that is where you we're wrong, Orochimaru, I didn't kill Kabuto, he was still alive when I left him, I made sure of it…all the things I did never happened, I pushed those images into your head as Kabuto lay on the ground knocked out. You should have never been watching your own work and you would have never fallen into my trap." Itachi smirked as he drew his katana and got into battle stance.
"What trap, as far as I can tell is one of is going to die tonight and I doubt it'll be me." Orochimaru hissed with a smirk as he ran a finger up his katana blade not even cutting himself.
"Think again." A voice very different from Itachi's drifted from behind the pale sannin.
"Ah, Kabuto, what a sight for sore eyes…now be a good little boy and attack him." Orochimaru commanded and it went unanswered by the silver haired boy.
"Are you deaf, Kabuto? I said 'attack him'!" Orochimaru hissed as he turned and was surprised when he saw his supposed 'slave' up behind him with his katana forcefully shoved through his heart.
"You'll regret this, both of you, I will be back." Orochimaru hissed as he sat down on Manda and created a barrier.
"Manda, you are dismissed of your services, Orochimaru is about to be gone and you'll be free." Kabuto stated and the snake was about to disagree.
"Listen, if you disappear, you'll never be bothered by another person again." Itachi added as he came out of his hiding spot and glided to the giant snake.
"You have a point, I'm off then…Do as you please, and I can't really leave until Orochimaru dismisses me or is killed, but I can get out of your way." Manda stated as he poofed away from the three and to where he could watch the scene play out before him.
"Fine by us." Itachi said with a smirk as he motioned for Kabuto to attack one side while he attacked the other. "Break the barrier and I'll deal with the rest." Itachi said as he was close enough for Kabuto to hear him.
"Leave it to me." Kabuto said as he used half his power to flip onto his hands and kicked the barrier, affectively breaking it and revealing the traitorous pale snake sannin with arms crossed.
"I don't like that you were able to get rid of my snake." Orochimaru hissed as his neck stretched out towards Itachi but was blocked by Itachi's Katana being sliced through his neck.
"Now, Kabuto!" Itachi barked as he watched Orochimaru's head bounce trying to get back to the body before it was too late. Kabuto nodded his head as he roughly removed his Katana, blood splashing on his face and chest.
"No!" Orochimaru hissed as his body fell to the ground and was no longer useful.
"I still have my head!" Orochimaru hissed as he began to try and run away but was stopped when a blade was forced through his skull.
"Finally, I'm rid of that bastard." Kabuto hissed hatefully as he tossed his Katana into Orochimaru's body, making sure it stood straight up as he collected the snake sannin's head.
"What should we do with the body?" Kabuto asked as he removed Itachi's katana and handed it back to the vampire, who quickly sheathed it.
"We should burn it, that away we know for sure he is dead." Itachi said as pointed to the fire pit in the back of the house. "We shall use that to burn him." Itachi stated as he collected Orochimaru's body and while tossing Kabuto his katana dumped the body in the pit.
"And as a precaution, I won't put his head in until the fire burns his body good." Kabuto stated as he walked over next to Itachi and watched as he gathered fire wood before lighting it.
"In five minutes I'll have you throw the head in." Itachi calmly stated as sat and watched the flames engulf the pale snake like body.
"So, where's Sasuke?" Kabuto asked after a minute of silence.
"In the house, safe from danger." Itachi answered as he grabbed a stick and poked the body with a smirk. "So, why did you really help me kill Orochimaru?" Itachi asked as he threw more wood into the fire.
"I was sick of being his toy and all he talked about was Sasuke, so I decided upon myself to kill him." Kabuto stated with a shrug of his shoulders as he stared into the fire.
"Well, you're free now, no longer under that sicko's control." Itachi stated as stared up at the house. 'Sasuke, are you okay?' Itachi sent to Sasuke as he began to worry about him.
'Yeah, I'm perfectly okay…but I'm worried about you…What happened?' Sasuke's voice drifted through his mind and Itachi could feel the relief fill his body as it lost some of its tension.
'I'll explain when I get inside.' Itachi thought to his vampire before he looked at Kabuto. "Put the head in now, please." Itachi asked as he made a hand gesture towards the fire.
"Gladly." Kabuto said with a smirk as he slammed the sannin's head into the fiery flames, and smirked as the smell of burning flesh filled the area.
"Do you think we really killed him?" Kabuto asked after most of Orochimaru's head had turned to black bone.
"I hope so, because I hate fighting now that I have to worry that if I fail he'll get his nasty hands on Sasuke." Itachi hissed as he stabbed the bone of Orochimaru's skull and smirked as he heard an auditable crack.
"Even if that wasn't him, he's probably dead anyways." Kabuto said with a laughed as he remembered the things he did to the idiot of a sannin.
"What do you mean by that?" Itachi asked as he raised an eyebrow in question.
"I made sure that if he did possess another body and make it look and act like him that he'd actually feel the pain and if the body he was using was to be killed he'd die too." Kabuto explained as he grabbed the water hose and dragged it to the pit.
"You used some kind of jutsu on him?" Itachi asked as his eyes followed the silver haired man's movements.
"Yep…And a few more minutes and we can go back to our daily lives." Kabuto stated with a smile as he sat back down.
"Yeah I know what you mean." Itachi stated as he stared off into the flames
"I don't think he's coming back, he's only dust now." Itachi stated as he stood and Kabuto followed.
"I agree." Kabuto stated as he doused the fire out before returning the hose back to its rightful place by the house.
"Well, I'll see you next time I need your help." Itachi said with a lazy wave of his hand before disappearing into the house. He quickly jogged up the stairs and into their bedroom. He quickly made a beeline to the closet, throwing the doors open, he search for the door. His hand hit the door handle and he pulled it open quickly. "Sasuke?" Itachi asked as he leaned over the door and looked into the hole.
"I'm okay." Sasuke's voice drifted from the darkness before he poked his head out and climbed out with the help of Itachi. "Mind telling me who I was hiding from?" Sasuke asked as he watched Itachi close the door and exit to sit on the bed.
"The one and only snake bastard." Itachi said carefree as he leaned back on the bed before finally just falling back on it right as Sasuke was joining him on the bed.
"I thought you killed him." Sasuke stated as he cuddled up to his vampire.
"No, I didn't, he sent Kabuto after you disguised as him and I had saved Kabuto while planting images into Orochimaru's head." Itachi explained with a bored tone.
"Wow, I didn't know you could do that!" Sasuke exclaimed as he began to run his fingers through Itachi's hair.
"Do you want to stay home tonight, otouto?" Itachi asked changing the subject.
"I'd love to." Sasuke said with a smile as he hugged Itachi.
"I hope it won't bother you but I am a little tired, so I might fall asleep." Itachi explained as he pulled them to the pillows on the bed and under the covers.
"You deserve sleep, so sleep." Sasuke said as he cuddled up to Itachi's chest with a content sigh.
"I love you, Sasuke." Itachi said with a smile as he buried his nose into Sasuke's hair, loving the smell of it.
"I love you too, Itachi." Sasuke mumbled as he fell asleep with Itachi soon following after.
-TBC-
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Yaoi: 1,015 words in an hour and 30 minutes….XDDDD WOO HOO
Itachi: so...erm…hate to interrupt but CAN YOU GET THESE GIRLS OFF ME ...they keep drooling and one stole my Thong!
Yaoi: O.o
Skyz: Wait, isn't that Jiraiya's thong?
Yaoi: O.O whoa!
Skyz: what! You didn't know?
Yaoi: I had no idea, I'm usually too busy being tortured by you!
Skyz: well I'm usually busy torturing you but I still found out that and that Lee's not wearing underwear at all! oh and Tsunade actually DOES wear a bra!
Yaoi: Well I knew about the Lee thing and the Tsunade thing I didn't know...What size she wear size 50 triple D?!
Skyz: of course not! She wears a Hefty Bag one on each!
Yaoi: O.O no comment!
Skyz: Isn't saying 'no comment' a comment! It is isn't it!
