Dear Fanfiction,

What is this? MY STICK?! Why in the name of StarClan am I paired with MY STICK! I… I can't even… It sounds bad enough to those who have no clue what you are talking about! It makes it look like Rock and I are together! I am not mates with a tom many moons older than I am! We went over this before. I have NO mate. I will NEVER have a mate. Now stop bothering me and leave me alone. Mouse-brained twolegs.

Sincerely, Jayfeather

P.S.: Now Berrynose says he ships me and the stick. Terrific. Positively terrific. As if my day could possibly get any worse.

P.P.S.: Shipping, like "relationshipping." You twolegs think you are sooo smart. Go away.

A/N: I would like to know who started the Jayfeather/Stick pairing.

A/N 2: I'll be updating more than once tomorrow, to make up for my missed days. I was going to do that today, but I had a bookshelf collapse on me.

QOTC: What is your favorite sarcastic line said by Jayfeather in the books?