81: No quoting Avengers.
Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a Prime, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by... - The Fallen
Dad, Uncle Optimus and Ironhide proceed to kick his ass.
Puny Prime. - Ironhide.
(Okay, this was funny as hell so I can't say anything.)
This is like Egypt all over again. - Sam.
You and I remember Egypt very differently. - Mikaela.
(The Fallen and his army of Decepticons that didn't want peace started a fight.)
(We were running.)
You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? - Me to Uncle Optimus.
(Oh, c'mon, you can't be that fucking calm without some type of drug, right?)
Trinity, we need a plan of attack! - Prowl.
I have a plan: attack. - Me.
(The base was ambushed by the cons and I started for Bonecrusher.)
(Prowl yelled at me.)
(I snapped back.)
That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did! - Maya.
(First time at the base and Maya yelled and pointed at one of the computer guys.)
(He went right back playing after we left.)
(I'm 99.98% sure Lennox fired him.)
I thought humans were more evolved than this. - Sunstreaker.
Excuse me, do WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up? - Mearing.
(She's got a point...)
82: No quoting Red vs. Blue. Ever.
All right, that's it. I swear to God, Skywarp, your ass is haunted. When we're done here, I'm going to haunt you. - Me.
(Skywarp dragged me, the Lambo twins, Maya, his trine, Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Miles all down to a local haunted house.)
(Pretty sure Sam shit himself.)
Cocksucker, sir! - TC.
(Maya dared him to say that to the President.)
(Yeah, that's right.)
(Of the United STATES!)
Simmons, I need your ovaries!
(I'm sure assbutt didn't except Maya to say that.)
(Starscream hunted him down.)
Easiest. Invasion. Ever. Take that Hitler! - Sideswipe.
(Pretty sure he was drunk.)
Well, you see, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them comfortable...while they die. - Firebreath.
(Leo wanted to know what the difference between a medic and a doctor was.)
(Aunt Firebreath answered him in a badass way.)
Then the universe will be mine, and I'll crush every living soul into dust! Hahaha... Except for you, Maya. I'll make you assistant crusher. - Me
(I was thrown in the brig by dad and Uncle Optimus.)
(They didn't want to risk anything.)
Son of a bitch! I can't believe you hit a girl! - Maya.
(She said that when Mudflap hit Skids.)
(It was hilarious.)
83: Never accept any chocolate from Skywarp.
(Last time I took some from him, it was spiked with high grade energon.)
(I can't handle high grade.)
(It makes me strip to my undies.)
84: Knockout cannot cook anymore.
(He's a horrible cook.)
(Maya got food poisoning.)
(So did Mikaela, Sam and Bee.)
(How did Bee get food poisoning?)
85: This goes for every male holoform: no running around in only your boxers or nude.
(There are females on this base!)
86: Don't send any of the Cybertronians in for 'Pimp my Ride'.
(I like my ride how it's pimped! A.K.A Barricade.)
(Also, Sunstreaker broke every bone in the host's body and destroyed all the camera's when they got black paint on him...)
(No Pimp my Ride.)
87: No telling Ironhide, dad, Barricade or Starscream about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or any mythological creatures.
(I slept in Barricade for like five months.)
(Ironhide kept guns pointed to the Lennox house, ready to kill Santa, on Christmas Eve.)
88: No one may show the Cybertronians 'Dumb Ways to Die'.
(Knockout and Ratchet glitched.)
(Uncle Op liked it though!)
89: No setting Mearing or Simmons up for blind dates and/or dating websites.
(Trust me, it does not end up well.)
90: No shipping any humans or half humans to any other countries.
(Somehow I ended up in China.)
(Sam managed to disappear to Afghanistan.)
(Lennox went to Russia.)
(And Epps found his way to France.)
(Lucky aft.)
