Dear Daniel,

Things are going well on our vacation but I think Jack is bored. I think he was so busy in Washington that he doesn't know what to do with all the time off. Funny, you would think I'd be the one like that, not Jack, but I am truly enjoying the time off. I can give you an exampee of what Jack did yesterday that helped me figure out he was bored. Yesterday we went to one of the little towns. We went into a fishing store and came out after only five minutes. Something about ruining the art of fishing. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

Jack went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving an old man a break?' I just stood there with my mouth hanging open. The cop ignored us and continued writing the ticket. Then Jack called him a dumb a**. The cop glared at me and Jack and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So then Jack goes and calls him a narcissistic egg head. I didn't think jack could use the word narcissistic correctly in a sentence. People started gathering around watching the spiel. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Jack continued to insult the cop and cop continued to write tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more Jack abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived. Jack waved goodbye to the officer and thanked him for the fun as he dragged me onto the bus. I was still in shock. The poor cop had a look of horror on his face. Then because God decided he loved Jack or that He hated that cop a woman came out of the shop with her husband. She was on the arm of a guy as big as Teal'c. The woman turned to the the Teal'c copy and asked "Why the heck do I have all these tickets on my car?". Then the bus drove away.

So as you can see, I have to find some way to keep Jack occupied when we're not in bed. (You know were doing it. Don't get squeamish on me.) Any ideas?

Your good friend who needs help,

Sam

Notes: please review, and also let me know if you have any funny ideas of how sam can keep jack occupied during their vacation