Here's the next skit for all of you loyal readers.

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Episode 2: Quick Change

"Alright everybody, let's start one of my favorite games, Quick Change! This is for all four of you." Robotnik announced, and the four comedians came up to the stage.

"Tails, I'm gonna give you this microphone, and then Sonic, Knuckles, and Sonya are gonna act out a scene. At random points in the scene, Tails is gonna say 'Change' and the others must change what they just said or did."

"Alright."

"The scene is... Knuckles, you are a checkout counter worker who is threatened by Sonya, a robber..."

"Of course, I gotta be the robber." Sonya sighed, with chuckling being the only response.

"... Suddenly, Sonic, a policeman, comes in to save the day. Okay, Knuckles and Sonya, start whenever you're ready." Sonya pretended to walk towards Knuckles with things in her hands.

"Hello, Knuckles-san. I wanted to buy this food." Sonya spoke.

"Change!"

"I wanted to buy these packs of female condoms." Insert general laughing here.

Knuckles pretended to scan each one with a counter laser.

"Okay, that'll be $3.99."

"Change!"

"That'll be $599 US dollars." The echidna spoke like he was speaking through a microphone.

"Change!"

"That'll be OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAND dollars!" He spoke in his best Vegeta impression.

Everyone in the studio, including Robotnik and Tails, fell over and tried not to die from laughing.

"WHAT, NINE THOUSAND?!" Sonya yelled in her best male Nappa voice, "There's no way that can be right, can it?!"

As if they couldn't have been crippled by hilarity enough, Eggman literally fell out of his chair and Tails dropped the microphone as their sides nearly burst.

"Alright, enough games!" Sonya pretended to take out an AK-74, "Give me all the money in those cashiers!"

"No!" Knuckles resisted.

"Change."

Knuckles pretended to open the cashier and hand her money.

Sonic waited for a few moments until Tails had stopped laughing enough to get back to the game. The cobalt hedgehog pretended to step through a door, making a siren noise.

"Swing," He made a sound effect as he swung an invisible door open.

"Change!"

"Quack!" He made a new sound effect.

"Change."

Sonic made a sound like a loud boat horn, causing much rofl'ing and lolz.

"Freeze, bitch!" Sonic yelled in a totally cliche way, pretending to take out a small pistol, "You're coming with me outta this store!"

"I'm not going anywhere!" Sonya challenged.

"Change."

"Which way's out of the store?" The purple hedgehog asked, with much laughing being the response.

"It's right behind me." Sonic spoke, "Now, put the gun down or I WILL shoot!"

"Change."

"Now, put the condoms down or I WILL rape you!" He changed his voice without warning, with epic lolz being the result.

"Change."

"... You know what? Fuck this." He said. Promptly, Sonic made a noise similar to a gun firing off.

Sonya pretended to moan in pain and grabbed her side as if she were shot.

"Change!"

Sonya grabbed her own ass, as if she had been shot there or had fallen onto her ass from a great height.

"Change."

Sonya grabbed her private area like he had just gotten cunt-punched there. Much hilarity could be heard through the studio.

"That hurt! Don't do that again!" The purple hedgehog childishly spoke.

Sonic was interrupted from replying by the buzzer; Eggman instantly ended the game. Loud clapping could be heard all around as the four tok back to their seats.

"Ya know, I barely did anything in that scene." Knuckles commented.

"Yeah you did, you're the one who thought of the Vegeta joke." Sonya replied.

"Actually, I have to ask; since when did a pack of female condoms ever cost over $9000?" Robotnik asked.

"Since Sonic took over the business, it's all gone downhill. I mean, after what happened last night with him and Amy..." Knuckles insulted the supersonic hedgehog sitting next to him.

"... Finish that sentence and you're dead, Knuckles." Sonic spoke in a totally dead-serious way. Once more, laughing reverberated throughout the studio.