Matt was heading to Jeff's hotel room when he saw Adam coming out towards him. "Crap," Matt muttered. He started turning around and heading the other way. Adam was the last person he wanted to talk to at the moment. "Walk away, walk away, get away before he sees me."
"Matt!" Adam yelled. "Get your ass back over here! We have to talk."
"Shit balls," Matt muttered as he turned around to face the man he hated most. "I just want to talk to Jeff. I want nothing to do with you."
"Well too bad," Adam snapped. "This bullshit has to stop."
"You're right," Matt agreed. "That's why you need to stay away from my brother."
"That wasn't what I was talking about and you know it. I'm talking about this bullshit between us. Jeff wants us to get along."
"Jeff also wants a multicolored pony named Skittles, but I don't see that happening any time soon."
Adam glared at the dark haired man. "Okay, I know you hate me, but why can't you tone it down in front of Jeff? We're together and he wants you to accept it. Now I know you never actually will, but why can't you fake it? Do you really hate me so much that you can't accept the fact your brother's happy with me?"
Matt got in Adam's face. "You listen to me good Adam Copeland," he growled softly. "Because I will not tell you this again. If your what Jeff wants, then I can be civil with you in front of him. But I do not like you. I do not trust you. If Jeff's not around, then you and I should just stay away from each other. And if you EVER hurt him, I will hunt you down and they will be finding you in pieces. Do you understand me?"
Adam nodded. "Oh I understand you. I understand you completely. But you need to know right now that I have no intention on hurting your precious brother. And you also need to know that you have some serious anger issues that need to be addressed."
Matt smirked. This was not the first time he had been told that. "Hey, Jeff lives by the philosophy forgive and forget. Now I can sometimes forgive, but I never forget."
"Well you're not really doing either with me, so you're just being a stubborn ass."
Matt rolled his eyes. It was nice to know Adam hadn't stopped resorting to name calling during an argument. "Oh, like you haven't stopped being a backstabbing son of a--"
"Boys, none of that now," Hunter scolded. He walked over and put his arms around both of them. "You've guys got to get along now. You guys are practically family now!" He grinned at Matt. "Once someone bangs your brother, they're family for life." Suddenly he frowned. "Okay, maybe not. Because if that was true, then whatever you and Chris did after you left Shawn's car would technically be considered incest and--"
Matt smacked Hunter as hard as he could. God, why did Hunter always have to go and open his big mouth? Now Adam was giving him a look that he did not like at all. "Okay, I don't know what you thought you saw last night, but--"
"You had sex with Chris?" Adam interrupted. It was hard to tell whether he sounded giddy at the thought of having something to hold over Matt or angry for Jeff's sake. Hell, maybe it was both. "What the hell man? You're not even gay! Wait, are you gay now?" He looked at Hunter. "Are you sure it was him you caught with Chris?"
Matt was ready to throttle both of them. "Why would you start blabbing shit in front of Adam?" he asked Hunter. "Why him of all people?"
Hunter now looked like he felt guilty. "I thought he knew! It's not my fault he didn't know about your secret love relationship."
"I do not have a secret love relationship! Last night…I don't know what I was doing. He started kissing me and things got completely out of hand!"
Adam snorted. "I bet." He folded his arms over his chest. "So when are you going to tell Jeff?"
Matt sighed. "I don't know."
"That's not a good answer."
"Well I'm thinking of making Chris do it."
Adam shook his head. "What, are you a coward now?"
Matt glared at him. "You're lucky I'm not hitting you right now."
"Why? It's a valid question."
"No it's not. It's you being an asshole."
"Says the guy who had sex with his brother's ex-boyfriend."
"Well why do you care? You're with Jeff now and you're both happy, aren't you?" Matt smirked. "Unless you're not sure Jeff's over Chris."
Adam glared at Matt. "He's over Chris."
"Really? How can you be sure?" Matt liked how Adam faltering. He knew he wasn't being very nice, but he couldn't resist being mean while he had the chance.
Hunter looked very uncomfortable. "Jeez Matt, quit being an ass. I wouldn't have opened my big mouth if I knew you were going to start being mean to Adam."
Matt rolled his eyes. "Don't you ever go away? God, you've caused enough problems already."
"Me? You're the one who fucked Chris!"
"Would you stop--"
"You did what?"
Matt nearly had a heart attack as he, Adam and Hunter turned around to see Jeff just staring at all of them with a confused look on his face. Oh crap. This is bad. This is really bad…
Jeff just looked at Matt. "What the hell's going on Matt? Did you really fuck Chris?"
"I um, I…" Matt looked at Hunter and Adam. Hunter looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Adam was just studying Jeff carefully. It was hard to tell what the Rated R Superstar was thinking.
"Oh God," Jeff whispered. His eyes widened in understand. "You did, didn't you? You had sex with my ex-boyfriend!"
"Oh shit. I chose the wrong time to walk by."
Everyone turned around again and this time it was Chris who walked in at the wrong time. The five of them just stared at each other. Nobody seemed to know what to do or say at that moment. Finally, Hunter had to speak up.
"Yeah, I'm just going to go now," the Game said slowly. He started creeping away from the scene. "I think I've caused enough problems for one day."
Matt slowly started to walk towards his brother. "Jeff I--"
Jeff nearly jumped away from Matt. "I don't…you and…" He looked back and forth between Matt and Chris. "What the fuck man? Adam…."
"Baby I don't--" Adam started to say before Chris cut him off.
"Jeff, we need to talk. Like right now." Before Matt and Adam could say anything, Chris grabbed Jeff and dragged him away so they could talk alone.
Matt sighed and looked at Adam. "Wow, it's nice to know that even when we try to work things out, we still end up arguing and everything still turns out shitty."
"Yeah, but there's one important difference this time."
"What's the difference?"
"This time, it was YOUR sexual urges that got us into this mess."
"Oh, so is that the bright side to all of this now?"
"For me, yes it is."
"Fuck you Adam."
"Fuck you too Matt."
