This has to be the craziest idea I've come up with! All you filthy animals twisted my arm though... Oh who am I kidding, I wanted to write it. Kinky Finchel for your enjoyment.
April 20th, 2013
Rachel could not believe she and Finn were doing this. She honestly had no idea what had come over her when she told Finn they could get a porno to watch together. There was no way normal couples did that was there?
"Do you think this is normal for people to do?" Rachel asked in a hushed voice as they walked down the quiet street in the direction of a 24-hour sex shop they somehow both knew the location of without having to look it up.
"I don't know. They totally should if they don't," Finn said picking up the pace. He wanted to find a dang porno already and fuck his spectacular girlfriend. Finn had a chubby ever since Rachel mentioned getting one the first time.
"This is so out of the realm of normal," Rachel continued, practically jogging to keep up with Finn. He was growing ever more eager as they got closer to their destination.
"Does it really matter Rach? We're Finchel, not normal. Now move those sexy legs of yours," Finn commanded as the store came into view.
Finn got to the door first and held it open for Rachel. She looked around nervously like what she was doing was wrong and someone was going to catch them. "Rachel, we're adults and there's nothing wrong with us being here. Would you just go inside!" he whisper screamed at her. She looked slightly put off but did as Finn said.
Once inside they were kind of amazed at the place. It had practically everything one could imagine to use to help make sex even better…and kinkier. The store was split into sections based on item. Right up front were a bunch of colorful sex toys that really caught Rachel's eye. She wanted to browse a bit but Finn was on a mission. He located the DVD section and dragged Rachel away from the costumes she had come across. Rachel made a mental note to return when they weren't so rushed. Ideas were coming to her as her eyes took in more and more. Since when had she become such a kinky sex crazed woman?
The DVD's were further categorized by genre and it was almost too overwhelming. If Finn could have he'd just go straight for the usual, big boobs, but as Rachel was now added into the equation he wasn't sure what to get.
"So Moan Man, what do you usually like to watch when I'm not available?" Rachel asked cocking an eyebrow at Finn.
He looked at her guiltily. "Don't get mad but I…I like boobs. Like big ones." Rachel just stared at him. "I mean, I only like yours to touch and yours are perfect and they're better than in the movies because they're real and they feel nice and I like playing with them…" he rambled on.
"Okay, I get it. You like boobs. I'm not surprised, most guys do. I realize I'm not the most endowed but…" Rachel looked down at her chest.
Finn lifted her chin to look him in the eye. "Rach, you're perfect." He smiled at her before giving her a little kiss. "Now what kind of movie do you want?" Rachel had to think about it. She was by no means versed in this particular branch of the filmic arts which made this all a whole new ball game.
"Can I look around and see what interests me?" Rachel asked.
Finn nodded. "Just pick out whatever ones you might want and we can figure out what to get when we're done."
The pair split up and Finn headed over to the Busty section. Rachel on the other hand took her time to look through everything. There were so many different kinds of porno genres that it all seemed pretty daunting. She came across a section labeled Parody/Spoofs and couldn't stop laughing at the titles of some of them. They were ridiculous and outlandish and sometimes just plain stupid. She picked up a few that she thought might be funny then came across one about a glee club that seemed a little too familiar to her actual life for her taste. She put it back and moved on to the next section.
Once Rachel had picked out about ten possibilities she went to find Finn. He had a basket full of DVD's. "Geez Finn, we don't have that much time. We will die eventually," Rachel teased as she looked in his basket. Right on top were some very busty blondes sorta dressed in school girl outfits.
"Hahaha," Finn laughed without humor. "Let's just pick one. I wanna get out of here before I burst."
They sorted through their DVD's and narrowed it down to ten they might both enjoy. Finn was so antsy he left the basket of rejects on the floor and carried the potentials up to the counter. Then it became really awkward.
"Sophie!" Rachel choked out when one of the two employees in the store came up to the register to cash them out. Finn and Rachel had been so preoccupied with their task they hadn't even noticed that the girl working there was their friend.
"Hey you two. I was wondering when you'd realize I was here." She smiled at them knowingly as she started scanning the DVD's. "I had no idea Finchel was into watching porn together. Kinky." Sophie winked at them. Rachel turned pink in embarrassment.
"Since when do you work here?" Rachel asked waving her hands around to indicate the store.
"I started a few weeks ago. I needed a job since I couldn't get work study and the one I had found at the beginning of the semester had horrible hours. I saw that Aphrodite's Secret was hiring and they said they could work around my school schedule so, here I am." Sophie totaled them up.
"Wait," Rachel said before moving from the counter.
"Rachel, where are you going?" Finn asked annoyed. He looked at Sophie and smiled awkwardly. This wasn't as bad as getting caught on the dining room table by seven people but it was up there on the embarrassing scale.
Sophie decided to fill the awkward silence with awkward chitchat. "So do you and Rachel do this often? According to her you have a very healthy sex life but she's never mentioned any strange kinks."
Finn was speechless. Rachel was allowed to tell her friends all about their sex life but she got mad when he even mentioned to Puck that Rachel gave good head? She would pay for this. "Well, this is new." Just then Rachel reappeared saving Finn from having to talk to Sophie more. "Thank God," he mumbled under his breath. Then he noticed the item Rachel placed on the counter. It was a clear box containing a bright pink cylinder that kinda looked like something out of Star Trek. "Is that a-"
"You're not the only one who needs relief when I'm not able to visit," was all Rachel said as Sophie added the vibrator to their order. They paid and said goodbye to Sophie who promised to keep quiet on their late night visit to Aphrodite's Secret Sex Shop as she also didn't need anyone to know she worked there. While Sophie was pretty open about sexuality people tended to look at her differently when they found out she sold vibrators to help pay for college.
Once outside they hailed a cab and sped off toward Finn's. They made it up to his room a few minutes later and sorted through their DVD's. "Which one did you wanna watch?" Finn asked as Rachel took her sweatshirt off.
"I was thinking maybe the babysitter one; seems appropriate for tonight." Rachel giggled and hopped onto Finn's bed. Finn put the DVD on and joined her. Neither was really sure what was going to happen. This was entirely new territory and prior to that night Finn and Rachel had never discussed watching an adult movie together. It could either be completely awesome and just something else they could add to their sexual repertoire or it could crash and burn destroying any chance Finn had at sex that night.
As it started Finn looked at Rachel who was staring intently at the screen. The further they got into it the cheesier it got. Rachel snorted and criticized the actress' horrible technique. Finn reminded her that the point of the film wasn't exactly good story telling.
"I know, but they could at least get someone who doesn't sound like they don't know their ABC's. I mean is all anyone cares about in the porn industry bottle blondes with big tits?" Rachel stared at Finn who looked back at her like she was crazy.
"Yeah, basically." Finn looked back at the screen just as the bottle blonde with big tits was caught by the 'dad' touching herself. His half hard on then became a full hard on and really hurt as he still had his jeans on. Finn got off the bed and undid his pants letting his erection free.
"Excited already?" Rachel mocked as she sat up and crawled over to Finn who was standing next to the bed. "We're barely ten minutes into the movie. All we've seen so far is a little heavy petting."
Finn smirked at Rachel as he tugged on the hem of her shirt. "You mean you're not ready to go yet? You can do better than that can't you?" He pulled her shirt up and off then leaned forward to kiss Rachel. He tried pushing her back onto the bed but she pulled away.
"Not yet. I want to watch the movie." She moved back to where she had been sitting before and patted the spot next to her so Finn could rejoin her on the bed.
Things on screen started picking up and Rachel removed her yoga pants. Finn pulled off his shirt. As the girl on screen started giving the guy a blowjob Rachel's hand found its way inside Finn's boxers. She stroked him gently up and down spreading the moisture collecting at his tip. Finn moved his hand under his boxers and placed it over Rachel's to help her give him a handjob. With her free hand Rachel dipped her fingers under her own waistband and started playing with herself. When Finn noticed he moved his other hand to join Rachel's.
Finn and Rachel just sat next to each other getting handsy, moaning and writhing around watching the guy on screen bend the girl over the back of the couch and take her from behind. They looked at each other and Rachel moaned out Finn's name which nearly made him explode. He mailman-ed to recover and looked back at the screen to a close-up of the guy slamming into the girl. He nearly lost it again. When the guy flipped the girl around and started touching her clit while pumping into her, Finn had enough.
He removed his hand from Rachel and pulled her hand from his boxers. Rachel looked offended by his actions but as soon as Finn was on top of her pulling her underwear to the side and shoving his own down then thrusting inside her extremely wet opening she forgave him. He kissed her roughly before sitting up, still inside her, and gripping her hips. Finn pulled her up so her butt was completely off the bed and pushed into her as deeply as he could go. Rachel moaned loudly and gripped the pillow her head was lying on with both hands. She moved her hips up and down and Finn moved his in a circular motion. Their combined motions sent waves of pleasure through both their bodies. Rachel smiled into the pillow she clutched then stared up at Finn. He looked so sexy as he stared back at Rachel with a lustful gaze reserved only for her.
It didn't matter that the girl on screen had double d's and probably a good few inches on Rachel and was blonde and had a demure nose and clearly knew how to fuck, the only girl Finn wanted was Rachel. She was beautiful inside and out, hotter than hell and sexy as anything could be and she could get Finn's heart racing better than any porno ever could. Finn wouldn't trade Rachel for a hundred porn stars. He was a one Rachel man and always would be.
Rachel could feel it; she was going to come any second. "Finn, I'm gonna…I'm…" Rachel said before letting out a squeaky whine and gushing around Finn's length. Her lower body quivered with the force of her orgasm and she went limp as relief set it.
Finn could feel the buildup and with a few more slow deep thrusts, he came inside Rachel with a guttural 'oh'. Once everything had been spilled, he pulled out of her and sat back on his heels taking deep breaths before resuming his place next to Rachel. Their movie was still playing on the TV and Finn wondered how the guy was still able to keep going after nearly forty minutes of being fondled and fucked. He'd need to learn the secret.
Silently, Finn and Rachel continued watching as if they hadn't just had sex. After about fifteen minutes later Rachel spoke. "Finn?" He looked at her. "Can we go again?" Finn half-smiled and pulled Rachel on top of him.
The pair had sex until the sun rose then passed out for a good ten hours. When they woke up Rachel popped in another one of their new DVD's and they did it all over again. Rachel had a feeling her and Finn had a new Saturday tradition in the making. They'd have to stop at Aphrodite's Secret Sex Shop again soon.
Fun Fact: April 20th is my birthday.
Also, Aphrodite's Secret Sex Shop is not real. I made it up just for this chapter. :)
