Chapter 9: Drunk Wasure v.s. Angry Yang
Junior closed his eyes and took a deep breath in, he held it as he listened to the beating of the pounding music, the sound of cheers and chatter that was almost as loud as the music. He breathed out and looked at his club, seeing people dancing and drinking made his heart feel like its old self again. Not only had he gained his customers back, but he upgraded his security and got better men, even though they all looked the same. He made it impossible for a certain blonde girl to get inside without him knowing, and spent countless nights trying to figure a way to beat her if she ever started another fight here. He also got that insurance he's been recently wanting against vandalism.
"You've done some work on your security since last time Jr, and the club looks better than ever!" Yang said, putting a hand on Jr's shoulder.
"I know right?" Jr said with a smile as he looked at Yang with closed eyes. "I've worked hard on getting everything the way it is!" He said before looking away at Yang and back at the people dancing and drinking.
Yang turned to look at everyone as she still held onto Jr's shoulder, she held out her free hand as it held up 3 fingers.
Then it went down to 2 fingers…
Then 1 finger…
"BLONDIE?!" Jr shouted before jumping back, making Yang lower her arms.
"Yo." Yang said with a little wave and a smile.
"How the heck did you get in?!" Jr shouted.
"The front door was open…" Yang said pointing to said door.
"Weil, you're fired!" Jr shouted across the club at one man in a suit sitting on a couch.
The man got up and walked towards the front door, his back slouching greatly as the aura around him seemed to darken in sorrow.
"Um…" Wasure said walking up to Yang. "I thought you said you were friends with the owner…" She said looking at Jr whose jaw dropped to the floor.
"WHY ARE THERE TWO BLONDIES NOW?!" He shouted as he put both hands on his head and scratched his head like an angry cat. "Please don't say that's your sister…" Jr said tears running down his face after he pulled out several strands of hair.
"Nope…" Yang said making Jr sigh in relief. "This is my sister…" Yang said, making Jr tense up before he looked up to see Ruby standing next to Yang.
"That little girl… well like they say, small packages can come with big surprises…" Jr said trying not to worry. He looked behind the three girls and saw Weiss and Blake, both not really paying attention to the conversation. "You've got a book worm with you… and…" Jr said before he paused for a moment. "A Schnee…" He finished before his black hair started to turn grey. "If she learns of the dirt I have on the Schnee family… my club will be destroyed by both those damn blonde chicks! Blondie number one is probably lying about Blondie number 2 not being her sister! Did this Schnee hire them as bodyguards or something?!" Jr thought.
"Anyways, these are all my friends and I thought you could give them some special treatment like say... free drinks?" Yang said wrapping her arm around Jr as he was busy in his head.
"S-sure, just don't repeat what happened last time, ok?" Jr said giving a nervous smile.
"Alrighty then! I won't have to crush your junior this time to convince you! And Jr…" Yang said before using the arm not wrapped around Jr, and moved it towards his groin.
"Y-yes, blondie?" Jr said, getting a bad feeling.
"It's SIR." Yang said firmly as she squeezed down on a familiar spot that made Jr's voice raise several octaves higher.
"Y… yes sir, understood sir!" Jr managed to squeak out before Yang let go of him and stepped away from him.
"Right, then we'll be on our way to partying!" Yang said before everyone dispersed around the club, Wasure was the only one that hadn't moved from her spot.
Yang was drinking at the bar, being served by Jr no less.
Ruby was on the dance floor, dancing with a smile and laughter.
Weiss sat on a lone couch, not participating in anything, but soon found herself surrounded by several men, most of which were just players.
Blake went into the bathroom with her book in hand, and earplugs already in her ears.
Wasure looked around before walking over to Yang who was gulping down something in a mug.
"Yang…" Wasure said making Yang stop and look at her. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking?" She asked before Yang set the mug down and smiled.
"I'm a heavy weight, I also have a high tolerance to alcohol. I can't get drunk off of something so soft as this!" Yang said holding the mug out to Wasure before she started chugging down more before it was empty, and Jr filled the mug back up. "Aren't you old enough to legally Wasure?" Yang asked.
"Y-yes…" Wasure said, taking a seat next to Yang.
"How about you have a drink of something? It's free whenever I'm here!" Yang said smiling.
"I can't drink, I have a low tolerance when it comes to alcohol. Plus… I've only had alcohol once and that was from shot glass… I got drunk off that… and well..." Wasure said before looking away from Yang.
"What happened?" Yang asked.
"I can't remember now…" Wasure said giving a nervous smile.
"Not even what was in the shot glass?" Yang asked, only for Wasure to shake her head. "Well then I wonder what was in it, I'll make sure you don't get whatever was in that shot glass while we're here though, sounds like bad news." Yang said smiling.
"But it looks like everything is going as expected, I had a feeling Ruby would wanna dance, Weiss would try to act like the ice princess she is, only to get men left and right asking her out, and I knew Blake would be no fun…" Yang said looking at how everyone was doing.
"Then what was the point of coming here if everyone couldn't enjoy themselves?" Wasure asked.
"Free drinks!" Yang said with a chug from her mug, spilling a down the corner of her mouth, some red alcohol.
"Yang… are you drinking wine from a mug?" Wasure asked before Yang gave a single nod as she chugged.
"I'm going to see how Ruby and Weiss are doing…" She said before leaving Yang to her chugging.
She walked down the stairs and to Ruby who easily stuck out from everyone else, being so young and having her red hood on.
"Ruby!" Wasure shouted, grabbing the young girls attention as she walked over to her.
"Hey Wasure! Having fun yet?" Ruby asked.
"N-not really… there are just so many people around. I'm not use to this really…" Wasure said smiling softly.
"I was like that once, I didn't know how to communicate with people, but that changed after team RWBY was formed and I made some friends." Ruby said with a smile.
"Such a cute girl…" A man about Wasure's age said walking up on them. "Would you like to go out with me? I'll pay if you wish to have dinner together…" The man asked Ruby.
"Um… she's a little young to be dating someone as old as you…" Wasure said kindly to the man.
"Pfft, I'm into girls that look so cute and young, I don't care how old you are miss… you are perfect, unlike this old hag over here." The man said pointing to Wasure, making her jaw drop at the words Old and Hag, with the sound of shattering glass in the background.
"That's rude! Why would I date someone who is mean to my friend? I also won't date someone who I don't even know!" Ruby said, rejecting the man's offer. "Look you hurt Wasure's- huh?" Ruby said pointing to Wasure, only to learn she was gone.
"C'mon baby, I didn't mean it…" The man said, trying to convince Ruby.
Wasure walked up the stairs and breathed out. "I can't get mad because of someone's opinion on women… men are so complicated…" She said to herself before making her way to Weiss who was busy trying to get the men around her away from her.
"C'mon miss, it be a night on the town!" One man said.
"No! I'm not into someone that looks at me with such a look. Now get away!" Weiss said before using a glyph and threw the man away from her.
"Having trouble Weiss?" Wasure asked.
Weiss sighed, "Somewhat… I don't understand how I could attract so many guys and yet you have none following you…" She said.
"That's because I'm only interested in cute girls that don't have breast like sally mic saggy tits over there…" A man said before pointing to Wasure. "Now go away, I feel like you chest is gonna suffocate me from here…" He said making Wasure clench a fist, her aura getting darker and a sense of evil came from it.
Soon several men were insulting her, making her aura grow stronger with an evil feel to it. This eventually made even the men stop insulting her as they kept getting chills up and down their spines.
"Alright then!" Wasure said with a smile, her bad aura was gone and she seemed totally happy. "If you'll excuse me I need to go get a drink…" Wasure said to the men and Weiss who was shocked to see Wasure act so happy after those insults, but her moment of thought was broken when she was bombarded with questions from the men.
Wasure walked back over to Yang who chugged down another mug of wine, still looking sober.
"Jr, hand me a bottle of Everclear!" Wasure demanded as she got up to the bar.
"I heard what you and Yang said earlier, I'm not gonna give you any alcohhheep!" Jr shut up as he felt a hand crushing his groin, it was Wasure, who was behind the counter with him.
"I said give me a bottle of Everclear, or I'll make your balls shatter like eggs…" Wasure said her tone getting deadly.
"O-ok here!" Jr said before handing over a bottle of to Wasure.
"Thank you very much!" Wasure said as she took the bottle with a smile and let go of Jr with a smile.
"I thought you weren't gonna drink." Yang said as Wasure jumped back over the counter onto her side.
"I don't want to feel responsible for what happens, being drunk is an excuse…" Wasure said as she opened the bottle of Everclear.
"Well if you gonna drink that strong alcohol, I would-!" Yang was shut up at the sight of seeing Wasure just chug the whole bottle and straight from it. "H-hey now wait a minute… drinking that all at once will get you sick…" Yang said before Wasure threw the bottle at the ground, shattering it to show nothing was left.
"Now if you'll excuse me… I'm going to go pay a certain man with stupid fetishes… a lesson…" Wasure said as she walked down the stairs onto the dance floor, her voice showing an angry tone in it.
"W-what…?" Yang said trying to process what just happened. "A violent drunk maybe?" Yang said, finally coming to a conclusion. "Well this should be interesting to see…" She said before taking a drink from her mug as she watched Wasure head over to the man who was still messing with Ruby.
"Excuse me…" Wasure said, tapping the man on the shoulder with a sweet voice.
"What?" The man said, turning around.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING AN OLD HAAAAAGGG?!" Wasure shouted as she punched the man straight into the floor, her eyes were a completely white as if full of anger.
"W-WASURE?!" Ruby shouted as she jumped back seeing Wasure suddenly punch this guy in the face and into the ground. "What happened to you?!" She shouted.
"Shut up you red-headed midget!" Wasure shouted as she grabbed the man by the feet and started spinning him around while using her heels to pivot in a circle.
"M-midget…?" Ruby silently said to herself as she tried to understand what Wasure meant by that.
Wasure screamed as she threw the man up into the air, only for her to suddenly disappear once he was in the air. A second passed and before the man hit the ceiling, he was kicked in the crouched by Wasure who still had an angry look on her face, and with those white eyes. The man clutched his crotch before he was sent flying into the men around Weiss.
"What the hell are you doing?!" One of the guys said as he grabbed the man clutching his crotch.
"I-ice… and a new set of…" The man passed out, unable to finish his sentence in his high pitched voice.
"Sorry, did I distract you from your flat chest?!" Wasure shouted as she landed in front of the group of men and Weiss.
"Wasure I…" Weiss didn't get to finish her sentence because Wasure grabbed her and threw her at Ruby.
"CATCH GINGER!" Wasure shouted as she threw Weiss at Ruby.
Ruby didn't know what to do, so Weiss crashed into Ruby, using her as a cushion as they both slid to a stop.
"Ow… my back…" Ruby said.
"What the hell was that for?!" Weiss shouted at Wasure.
"Shut up… you flat-ass. YOUR CHEST IS AS FLAT AS YOUR ASS SO YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!" Wasure shouted at Weiss who turned to stone.
"F-f-flat… I have a… flat…" The stone statue of Weiss didn't finish it's sentence as it fell to the ground on its side, letting Ruby get up.
"What the hell is going on?" Ruby said before popping her back.
"So then…" Wasure said turning to the group of men, her teeth now like fangs. "Who want's me to make some calamari out of male human genitals?" She said looking at all the men that insulted her before licking her lips.
All the men screamed before they ran straight out of the building at a breakneck speed. Soon the rest of the customers all left, leaving Weiss, Ruby, Blake, Yang, and Wasure along with those that worked at the club.
"S-she's scary all of a sudden…" Ruby said a bead of sweat rolling down the side of her head. She saw two girls walk next to her.
"Let's teach this drunk girl a lesson Miltia." A twin sister in white said to her twin in her red.
"Honestly… if she feels insulted by her breast then she just needs to learn more about men…" The twin named Miltia said. "Melanie, don't you think her breast are a bit too big?" She asked her sister.
"Now that you mention it…" Melanie said taking a look at Wasure's chest. "Her boobs are too big…" She said before she and her sister giggled.
Melanie was instantly shut up by Wasure's fist that sent the twin in white flying into one of the glass pillars.
"Well now she knows how I felt…" Miltia said before she was kicked by the back heel of Wasure's boot in the face, sending her flying in a similar direction and into a glass pillar like before.
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THIS HOT BODY I HAVE! IT BURNS LIKE A PHOENIX!" Wasure shouted before her entire body was engulfed by flames, only for them to shortly shoot up into the air and take the form of a phoenix spreading its wings out, it almost was the size of the club.
"She really is your sister!" Jr shouted, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"Hm? What are you on about?" Yang asked, looking away from the drunk and angry Wasure.
"I'LL KICK ANYONES ASS THAT THINKS THEY CAN TAKE ME ON!" Wasure shouted as the flaming phoenix disappeared.
"Wasure stop! You're drunk!" Ruby said running up to Wasure who still had those white eyes and angry look.
"You have something on your chest…" Wasure said, both the face and eyes suddenly returning to normal as she pointed to a spot on Ruby's chest.
Ruby looked down but as soon as she did, Wasure flicked her finger upwards at Ruby's face and then flicked her finger against Ruby's forehead before she made fall to the ground with that flick.
"You're the drunk around here miss young big boobs…" Wasure said with a death stare expression.
"Ruby! Don't get involved with a violent drunk, they usually end badly!" Yang shouted to Ruby.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING VIOLENT?!" Wasure shouted as she took Ruby's Crescent Rose and threw it at Yang in its fully unfolded form.
Yang saw the scythe just barely miss her, Jr hid under the counter as the blade imbedded itself into the wall behind the counter. Yang saw something falling out of the corner of her eye. She turned to see what it was and saw several strands of yellow hair, slowly falling down, and landed in her mug before floating on the surface of her wine.
"Ok then…" Yang said before getting up.
Jr looked up from his hiding spot only to see Yang covered in fire, her grip on her mug suddenly cracked it before it shattered in her hands, letting the rest of her wine spill on the floor.
"No matter who it is that does it…" She started as she walked down the stairs towards Wasure who was beating the crap out of the DJ that wore the bear head costume. "I won't let anyone…" Yang said as she made a fist, getting closer to Wasure. "RUIN MY HAIR!" She shouted before punching Wasure straight in the face.
Wasure was sent flying and crashed into a wall, her body imbedded within it. She looked up at Yang who was on fire all over, her eyes no longer lilac but now red.
"Are you gonna fight me then?!" Wasure shouted as she easily broke free from the wall.
"HELL YEAH I AM!" Yang shouted before activating Ember Celica.
"THEN COME AT ME YOU BLONDE BIMBO!" Wasure shouted before both arms turned a dark shade of shiny metal and she leapt towards Yang who did the same thing, their fists crashing into one another that created a shockwave inside the club, destroying all fragile things including the bottles and the records, showering Jr with alcohol from behind the counter.
"Fuck this I'm out!" Jr said as he ran towards the door, followed by the rest of his men.
"W-wait…" Ruby said, holding the stone statue of Weiss. She looked at the two blondes fighting one another, she then noticed they were making their way towards her. "Shit…" Ruby said before she ended up in the crossfire and was kicked into the women's bathroom, managing to land on her feet and stop before she hit the wall at the end of the stalls.
"Ruby? What's going on outside? Is that some new beat music Yang was talking about?" Blake asked, poking her head out from the stall she was reading in, both earplugs out.
"W-well…" Ruby said before she heard them getting closer to them. "MOVE!" Ruby shouted before making her way into the stall with Blake, just in time to hear a crash and feel the ground shake under them.
"What the hell…?" Blake said before poking her head back out of the stall to see an angry Yang and Wasure in an armlock, with Wasure on a pile of rubble from the wall at the end of the stalls. Blake blinked several times as each one of them stared each other as if they had intents to kill one another. After about a minute of Blake starring, the two of them simultaneously stopped staring at one another and stared at Blake, creating an awkward silence. Blake slowly pulled her head back in the stall before closing the door and locking it.
Blake tried to process what was going on, her brain tick tocking like a clock or an egg timer. Before she could get a full understanding of what happened, the bathroom stall was forced open and the lock broke.
"YOUR BREATH SMELLS TOO MUCH LIKE SEMEN! YOU SHOULD TAKE A BATH AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH MORE OFTEN!" Wasure shouted before slamming Yang's head in the toilet, luckily Blake hadn't used it so it was as clean as it could have been.
Yang gargled on the water, making almost no sense if she was trying to say something. But after a half a minute of drowning Yang, she elbowed Wasure in the face and finally got a breath in after lifting her face out of the toilet water. She used the moment that Wasure was stunned from and kicked her in the stomach and out of the stall, before the fight between the two continued.
Two hours later
Wasure sent punch after punch at Yang, only for most of them to crash into Yang's own fists before the barrage of fists that soared through the air continued.
"BITCH!" Yang shouted finally hitting Wasure in the face.
"SLUT!" Wasure shouted before punching Yang in the same spot.
"SAGGY BOOBS!" Yang shouted before hitting Wasure in the stomach.
"FAAAKE!" Wasure shouted hitting Yang in the stomach also.
"They've been at it for two hours straight…" Ruby said looking around to see that most of the club was full of holes from when one of them was thrown by the other.
"I must give them credit for dexterity and endurance…" Weiss said.
"100 Lien says Wasure wins…" Blake said as she flipped the page in her book.
"I'll take that bet, but I'm putting my money on Yang!" Ruby said.
"Well it looks like the fight will soon end, so we're about to find out…" Weiss said as their speed started slowing down.
With one final move from both of them, they simultaneously punched each other in the face before falling to the ground at the same time.
"A tie?!" Ruby said shocked.
"Well then..as neither one of you were correct, I will take both your bets…" Weiss said holding her hand out, expecting to get paid.
"You didn't participate…" Both Ruby and Blake said.
"That was actually fun…" Yang said, her eyes were changing back to their normal lilac blue. "I have never had such a challenge in my life, I can't move because of the pain… maybe Jr was right in saying you could be my sister, maybe a long lost one…" Yang said with a smile. "If this is you when you are drunk, I can't wait to see how you strong you are when sober…" Yang said, looking up to see Wasure asleep. "Oh, you're asleep… t-too…?" She said before falling asleep.
"They're finally done…" Weiss said taking a deep breath.
"I guess if the strands were longer or more in quantity, Yang could have won…" Ruby said.
"But Wasure would have won if she had more alcohol to drink…" Blake added.
"Does it matter… the real thing we have to worry about is…" Weiss said before she got both Blake's and Ruby's attention. "WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS DAMAGE?!" Weiss shouted looking at the club to see it in total ruins. "This is big enough for a lawsuit…" She said with tears in her eyes.
"Don't worry Weiss, you can just pay it…" Ruby said smiling.
"I MAY BE RICH BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA GIVE IT AWAY!" Weiss shouted.
"Though you gotta admit, it was pretty funny to see Wasure angry like that, scary, but funny…" Ruby said smiling at both the sleeping Wasure and Yang.
"So I guess we'll let the owner cover this?" Blake asked not looking from her book.
"Yeah… Weiss, please use your glyph to carry both Yang and Wasure out of here…" Ruby said.
"I'm not some maid you know!" Weiss said before sighing and created two glyphs under the two sleeping blondes which soon carried them up into the air and followed Weiss's lead.
As they left they saw Jr standing outside, his jaw wide open as he tried to comprehend that his club was destroyed once more.
"We had fun!" Ruby said to Jr as she walked passed him.
"The music was too loud and the men were too determined." Weiss said.
"Best turn this place into a library, Yang never goes to those…" Blake said patting Jr on the shoulder even though she didn't look away from her book as she walked away.
"The insurance…" Jr said as he fell to his knees as they buried in the snow, tears in his eyes, "WON'T COVER THIS MUCH!" He shouted before the entire club collapsed under its own weight. "My life is over…" He mumbled to himself as he looked down at the snow covered ground.
