Notes: Thanks to my cousin for helping me with this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or anything else in this story
That's Not Normal
Ch. 9: Titans of Warcraft
"Beast Boy," Raven said as she shook him, "Are you still asleep?"
BB mumbled incoherently.
"You stayed up all night playing WoW again, didn't you?"
"You were on there too," he replied.
"Not until 5 in the morning I wasn't."
BB again muttered under his breath.
"Whatever. It's noon, so get up."
"Yes, dear."
Raven left his room, shaking her head.
Later
BB finally got up and had lunch. Now the team was watching T.V. Some of the other Titans had stopped by for a visit as well. Kid Flash and Jinx came from Star City, Aqualad from Steel City, and Speedy and Wonder Girl from wherever they had been. Just then, the channel turned to static.
"Dude, what happened?" BB asked.
"It's on every channel," Rob observed.
"Well, it ain't the television's fault, because that's the best the store had," Cy said.
"Greetings, Titans!"
"How's it going, pit-sniffers?"
"I know those voices," Cy said.
"Unfortunately," Rae replied, "We all do."
The picture came back. It was Control Freak and Gizmo.
"Your number one nemesis, Control Freak, is back!"
"And there's nothing you cludge-heads can do about it."
"Great," Speedy said, "The two dorks have teamed up."
"Look who's talking, loser," Gizmo shot back.
"If you Titans remember our episode inside TV land, then you'll recall my brilliant machine that did the job. Now, since me and Gizmo here have joined forces, we shall instead take over the internet!"
"Those madmen!" Star exclaimed.
"Like they could really do that," Aqualad said.
"Oh, but we can," CF replied, "All we have to do is start with an area where there'll be a lot of people on-line at the same time. It won't be long after that."
"We'll just do some hacking from the inside," Gizmo explained, "Then we can control everyone's PC. Soon enough we'll have access to their private information."
"Which equals money," CF finished.
"Found them," Raven said.
"What?" everyone said, even Control Freak and Gizmo.
"While you were giving your monologue, I astral projected myself and started looking for your hideout. Some old, abandoned warehouse by the docks."
"That's cliché," Wonder Girl said.
"I'll go ahead and check every one," KF said.
"Doesn't matter," CF said, "Because the machine's ready. By the time you get here we'll already be on-line."
"See you suckers later," Gizmo taunted.
The screen went black. Robin sprung into action.
"Raven, show us where this place is. Kid Flash, run ahead with Jinx. Titans, go!"
A few minutes later
"This is it," Raven said.
"Where've you guys been?" asked KF.
"Very funny," Cy said.
"Mind if we join you?" a voice asked.
Everyone looked up to see Rose and Jericho sitting atop the roof.
"Rose and Jericho," Rob in said, "What brings you here?"
"Robin, please," Rose replied, "I'm on the job. My name's Ravager."
"Right, sorry."
"Anyway, my brother and I saw Raven's astral projection fly overhead while we were out patrolling the city. We decided to head were it was going."
"Glad to have you, friends," Star said.
"We'll need the help against these two dorks," Rae said.
"How bad could they be?" Aqualad asked.
"They may be weak, but they're smart," Cy replied.
"So, Kid Flash, what have you been doing since you got here before us?" Speedy questioned.
"Trying to figure out this machine," KF replied.
The team went inside and saw the strange machine sitting next to a computer.
"What is this curious machine?" Star asked.
"It's a computer," Speedy said.
"The other machine, stupid," Wonder Girl pointed out.
"That's what I'm gonna find out," Cy replied.
"From what you told us about the last time," Aqualad said, "This shouldn't be so bad as long as Beast Boy doesn't push a random button."
"Oops," BB said.
The machine started up.
"And they call me Jinx," Jinx said, rolling her eyes.
There was a flash of light and the Titans were sucked into the computer
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Kid Flash opened his eyes to see a desolate, barren area. It smelled of death. There was someone next to him. It was a worgen (werewolf) player.
"You've got to be kidding," KF thought to himself.
"Greetings, fellow death knights," said a familiar voice.
Two dark figures strode up to KF. He couldn't believe who they were. One was human, but the other was an orc. Both wore dark armor.
"We don't need some loser player interfering with our plans," the human said.
"Agreed," replied the orc, "Since one's an orc, let's send him back to where all orc players start from. Later, noob!"
"That goes for you too, worgen. Back to the beginning."
The two death knights chanted a spell, and then KF and the other player were cast into another bright flash of light.
On an island to the west
Raven opened her eyes.
"When I get my hands on Beast Boy, I'll…"
She trailed off as she looked around at the scenery.
"Where am I? And why do I have an accent?" she asked aloud.
She looked around at the landscape, which was dotted with purple crystals.
"Don't tell me."
She walked over to the edge of a body of water. She looked at herself. She still had purple hair and gray skin, but she also had a short tail, sleek horns, hoofs for feet, and glowing eyes.
"I'm a draenei. Specifically, I'm a shaman. That means this is…"
She sighed.
"When I find Beast Boy, I'm going to kill him."
On the mainland continent
Kid Flash came to in a canyon area.
"This is Durotar, and I'm an orc death knight. Since I don't see anyone else, best thing to do is check the Echo Isles in case anyone picked troll."
He got atop a large skeletal dragon and took off.
Meanwhile
Elsewhere, Speedy came to as well.
"Finally awake?" someone asked.
"Who's that?" Speedy questioned as he looked around.
All he saw was a beach. There was also a large creature standing over him. It had pale green skin, glowing eyes, and was wearing heavy armor.
"Who are you?"
"It's me, Kid Flash."
"Yeah, right."
"If you don't believe me, try looking in a mirror. You usually have one."
Speedy felt around, but couldn't find his mirror.
"I can't find it."
"Then how about this display?"
Speedy still gave the monster a suspicious look, but thought it stranger that he pulled a screen from out of nowhere. He looked at said screen. He wasn't happy. He still had red hair, but he also had blue skin and tusks.
"Who is that?!"
"That's you, duh."
"I'm ugly!"
"You're a troll. Didn't you notice the accent?"
"Not really. So I guess that makes you an orc."
"Right."
"Wait, what am I saying?! How can we look like this? Where are we?"
"In the World of Warcraft apparently."
"So that's what those nerds meant by a place with a lot of people on at once."
"Looks that way. Well, guess we're lucky."
"You call this lucky?"
"Yeah, I do. Now we can fight back. We just need to find the others. Since we're in Durotar, they're bound to come this way."
"What class are you?"
"Death Knight. Note the echo-y voice."
"You've been working hard then. I'm a hunter."
"Always good for a troll. You're at a high level I see."
"Of course. Nothing less than 100."
"Well then, if you have a mount, we should try looking around for the others on this continent."
"Guess it's better than sitting around."
Speedy was now sitting atop a wyvern (a lion with bat wings and a scorpion tail). KF atop his skeleton dragon.
"Don't you have that other mount since you're a death knight?"
"Yeah, but this one looks cooler."
"Fair enough. Where're we heading?"
"Orgrimmar. It's the capital city, so everyone will head there."
Off they went.
"Hey, wait a second. If you're a death knight, shouldn't you be in the Eastern Plaguelands? Or even in Northrend?"
"I was, until I was sent back here by dumb and dumber."
"They're both death knights? Great."
To the west
Meanwhile, in the very region the pair was headed to, another Titan woke up and looked around.
"Where am I? Hey, I can talk."
Jericho got up and walked around. Looking at the rolling hills, he knew he wasn't in the real world anymore.
"Definitely WoW! That means…I'm a tauren."
He went to the nearest body of water. Sure enough he was a tall, bull-like tauren.
"Sweet! I'm a tauren druid. Wait, so where's everyone else?"
He took another look around.
"I guess no one else picked to start as a tauren. Looks like I'll have to find them myself."
He was now atop a white drake.
"Where should I look? Well, since I'd rather not get attacked by the Alliance, I guess Orgrimmar is the best place."
He then took off towards Thunder Bluff. Once there, he took the flight path to Orgrimmar.
Orgrimmar
A Titan awoke to survey their surroundings. It was a bustling city. The Titan in question was Ravager.
"Oh great," she said, "I know where I am. So now I'm a freaking goblin rogue. Well, the best place to go in Orgimmar would be the flight path to catch anyone coming in."
She mounted her Sky Golem (a large mecha) and took off.
Up north on a separate island
Far to the north of the same continent, yet another Titan came to.
"What has happened? What has become of my friends?"
It was Starfire, and she was very confused.
"This all seems very familiar."
She walked past a pond.
"Oh my, I am a night elf. I knew this was familiar. I am in the WoW."
She was indeed a night elf priest, with dark blue hair and violet skin.
"This is very interesting, but I must find the others."
Star rode atop her hippogryph (half stag/half raven) to the night elf capital Darnassus.
"Now I am sure to find at least one of my friends."
"Good thinking, Star," a voice replied.
She turned to see a female draenei looking at her.
"That voice is familiar, minus the accent. Is that really you, Raven?"
"Yes."
She gave her teammate a hug.
"I have found one of you at last. You make a lovely draenei."
"Whatever. Let's find the others."
"Dudes! Anybody here?!."
"That is most definitely Beast Boy. Though his voices sounds deeper."
Something came running at them on all fours. It was Beast Boy, now a worgen death knight.
"Don't you look amazing as ever, Raven."
"Save it, Beast Boy. Let's get to the boat that takes us to Stormwind."
They headed for the docks and boarded the boat. Soon they were on their way across the sea to the Eastern Kingdoms.
Eastern Kingdoms
"What happened?" Robin asked no one in particular.
He had just gotten up.
"I'm in a forest? How could I…?"
He ran over to a river and looked at himself. He was still human, but he wore armor.
"A sword and shield? Plate armor? A helmet that covers half my face? I don't believe this. I'm in World of Warcraft. I should've guessed it right off the bat. Oh well, better get going."
He got atop his gryphon mount.
"I guess the best place to go would be Stormwind City. It's practically a central hub. So if anyone started as any of the other Alliance races, I'll be sure to run into them there."
Off he went.
Farther north
"Dang, that was crazy," Cy said.
"You don't know the half of it," said a voice.
"Who said that?"
Cy leapt up and looked around.
"Down here, Cyborg."
Cy looked down to see a gnome staring at him.
"From the voice, I'm guessing that you're Aqualad."
"Yeah, it's me. I know what you're thinking, and no short jokes. You're not exactly that tall yourself, dwarf."
"What?"
Cy ran over to a frozen pond. He was indeed a dwarf paladin. He even had a beard.
"I did not see this coming. So why a gnome?"
"I wanted to show the others that I could play just as good as them with the smallest Alliance member. Everyone else joined the Horde. I'm a mage by the way."
"Yeah, that's great. I'm a paladin. Now let's think of a plan."
"Well, we need to find the others. So let's head to a capital city."
"For us, that'd be Ironforge. From there we should take the deeprun tram to Stormwind City. If anyone else is in the Alliance, we'll meet them there."
"You're voice sounds weird with that accent," Aqualad commented.
Cy was now atop a flying lion mount and Aqualad on his rocket. The pair made their way to a city built into the mountain: Ironforge. Once in the great city of Ironforge, they went straight to the gnome section called Tinker Town. From there it was a brief walk to the Deeprun Tram. They boarded and were on their way to Stormwind City.
Even farther north
Jinx awoke in a dark place.
"Where am I?"
She looked around. All she saw was a flight of stairs. At the top, she saw that she was in a dark, gloomy forest.
"Is this really what I think it is?"
She noticed there were buttons in the corners of the world.
"Ok, that's not normal."
She pressed one and it displayed her appearance.
"I was right. I...am...Forsaken, and this is WoW. Great, I'm an undead warlock."
She then got atop her grinning reaver (a giant red insect) mount.
"Well, since this doesn't make any sense, might as well go along with it. The best place to go would obviously be the Undercity. If anyone started as a blood elf, I'll be sure to meet them there."
She flew through the Tirisfal Glades, and came at last to the Ruins of Lordaeron. She decided to give the Undercity a quick look around in case any other Horde members might be there.
Even farther north than that
Wonder Girl had awoken and was looking at her reflection in the water.
"I'm a blood elf. A monk no less. I wasn't expecting this, that's for sure. Well, no time to just sit around. I've got to find the others."
She got atop her hawkstrider mount and set off through Eversong Woods for Silvermoon City. Once there, she headed for Sunfury Spire to reach the Orb of Translocation.
"Since there's no one else here," WG said to herself, "I should head to another Horde capital to look. I'll immediately be at the Undercity and from there I can take a zeppelin to Orgrimmar."
She then used the orb and she was in the Ruins of Lordaeron. As she started off, she passed by an undead woman.
"Hey," the undead woman said, "You look familiar, blood elf."
"For some reason," WG replied, "So do you."
"That hair, that voice. You're Wonder Girl, aren't you?"
"I know your voice too. Jinx, I'm sure it's you."
"Good job, elf girl."
"So what should we do?"
"Something tells me you already thought of a plan."
"We should take the zeppelin to Orgrimmar and meet up with the other Titans who picked Horde members."
"Good plan. Let's go."
The two Titans boarded the zeppelin and were soon in Durotar.
Meanwhile
Kid Flash and Speedy finally landed their mounts near the flight path.
"Hey, Kid Flash," Speedy said, "If there are any other Titans around here, how will we know who they are?"
"Over here, stupid!" a familiar voice shouted
"It shouldn't be too difficult," KF replied with a smirk.
They made their way to where the person was shouting. It was a goblin sitting on a tauren's shoulder.
"Ravager," KF said, "Still have an eye patch, I see."
"Kid Flash, only you could joke like that. This troll must be Speedy."
"How'd you guess?" Speedy questioned.
"You're a hunter. Only hunters can efficiently use long range weapons as a primary way of attacking. Since you use a bow in real life, I figured you'd pick that class."
"So this must be Jericho," KF said.
He nodded.
"Who's missing?" Ravager asked.
"Jinx is an undead Forsaken," KF said.
"Wonder Girl is a blood elf," Speedy added.
"What about the others?" Jericho asked.
"I don't know," KF answered, "We'll just have to find out."
"No one else picked the Horde," said another voice.
"About time, Jinx."
"We had to wait for the zeppelin."
"So what's the plan now then?" WG asked.
They all shrugged.
Back in the Eastern Kingdoms
Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy mounted up as soon as their ship arrived.
"How will we know the others when we see them?" Rae asked.
"I shall know Robin when I see him," Star replied.
"Let's head for the portal to Ashran," BB said.
At that same moment, Cyborg and Aqualad were making their way from the Dwarven District to the Ashran . Robin had already arrived, turning his gryphon in the same direction as everyone else. Just as the first three Titans landed, Star saw a familiar face.
"Robin!" she called.
"Starfire!" he called back.
She ran to him. He did the same. The pair hugged when they finally reached each other.
"Only Robin and Starfire could be making such a scene," said a voice.
That's when the dwarf and gnome arrived.
"So you're a dwarf, Cyborg" Rae stated, "Who's the gnome?"
"Hey, Aqualad," Beast Boy said.
"Glad someone recognized me. You're taller than everyone else for once, I see."
"Don't make me punt you."
"But where are the others?" Star wondered.
"Isn't it obvious?" Rae replied, "They're in the Horde."
"So they must all be in Orgrimmar," Rob said.
"Well we can't go there, and they can't come here," Cy added.
"There must be somewhere we can all meet without drawing too much attention," Aqualad said.
Everyone tried to think, but Raven spoke up right away.
"Ashran."
Everyone looked at her.
"Have you seen any other players on the server?"
"Now that you mention it," Robin replied, "No."
"How is that possible?" Aqualad asked.
"I'm betting the gruesome twosome that sent us here made it so it was clear so they wouldn't be interrupted with whatever they're planning."
They all stared at Beast Boy.
"That was actually a brilliant thought," Raven said.
Kalimdor
"Ashran is where they'll go," Kid Flash said.
"It is probably the fastest way to meet up," Ravager said.
"It's strange there isn't anyone else here," Speedy said.
"I'm sure the super dorks are responsible for that," Wonder Girl said.
A little later
The Titans of the Alliance arrived in Stormshield about the same time the Titans of the Horde arrived in Warspear. Both teams made their way across the battlefield until they met in the middle.
"Hey there, Rob." Speedy said.
As they were saying their hellos, BB strutted up to Raven and said, "There's been half elves and half orcs, but what would our toons make?."
"Shut it, Beast Boy."
"We are together again!" Star cheered.
"What good does that do if those two idiots are still in here somewhere?" Jinx pointed out.
"She's right," Rob said, "We need to find out where they are."
"That's easy," KF said, "They have to be here."
"You sure they're not in Northrend?" Cy asked.
"They'll have gone to the most dangerous, high level place in the game."
"So no Outland or Pandaria?" BB asked.
"There's no telling with those nerds," Raven said.
"Let's not waste any time," Rob said, "Mount up!"
Robin had a gryphon. Starfire, a hippogryph. Cyborg, an elekk. Aqualad, a water strider. Raven, a giant bat. Jericho, a nether ray. Kid Flash now rode his death knight horse. Jinx, a flying carpet. Speedy still had his wyvern. Wonder Girl, a talbuk. Ravager, a gronnling. Beast Boy, a riverbeast (hippo).
Not long after
The twelve Titans searched all over Ashran to no avail.
"Dudes, suddenly I have this creepy feeling."
"I feel it too," Star noticed.
"Who knows what we'll run into," Aqualad said.
"The Iron Horde and the Burning Legion, obviously," Cy replied.
"Maybe even worse than that," Rob added.
"That's where you're right!" someone shouted.
A huge vortex appeared and sucked in the twelve Titans.
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The Titans were in a vast white landscape. It was empty and blank.
"Well here's something you don't see every day," a voice said, "The Alliance and the Horde working together."
The team looked around to see where it came from. Then, from high above floating platform, there stood two death knights. One, an orc, the other, a human.
"It's happened before you know," BB shot back, "Like against the Burning Legion in the Third War and the Siege of Orgrimmar."
"So it is those pit-sniffing Titans," the human death knight said.
"So we've finally found the two leaders of the basement dweller club," KF joked.
"Laugh while you can, Titans," the human death knight, who was obviously Gizmo, shot back, "Because we're taking over this world."
"Azeroth, Outland, Draenor, all will be in our grasp," added the orc death knight, who was obviously Control Freak.
"Not likely," BB said, "You don't have the authority."
"All we need is the know-how," Control Freak replied, "Then we'll have the power."
"And now we've got both," Gizmo said, with a creepy smile.
Gizmo held up his sword, while Control Freak did the same with his axe. Suddenly, a strong wind started to blow.
"We've created our own program," CF explained, "One where we're in control!"
They vanished in a flash.
"Where is everything if they've created a program?" Cy asked.
Just then, the entire landscape seemed to fill with terrain. It was still rather plain. The most prominent change was the enormous fortress that now loomed in the distance. It seemed to be even larger than the one in Icecrown.
"Talk about compensation," KF joked.
"Let's just go get them," Jinx said.
The team made its way towards the castle. When they got right in front of the gates, Robin stopped them.
"Alright, team, before we go any further, we need to think of a plan."
"Good idea," Ravager said, "We can't just rush in there unprepared."
"They're bound to have guards," Speedy added.
"If they're in control like they say," Aqualad spoke up, "Then we should be prepared for anything. Be it dragons, the undead, or even demons."
BB was looking at the castle, almost like he was searching for where Gizmo and Control Freak were hiding.
"Beast Boy," Raven said, "Pay attention. This is important."
BB turned to face the others, and then sat down.
"Now we should try to stay together," Rob said, "Otherwise we could be outnumbered."
"I shall heal us if needed," Star said.
"I can take them out from a safe distance," Speedy added, "While my pet goes in for the kill. We've both trained well."
"I can go up close and personal," Ravager piped up, "So can Jericho with his shape-shifting."
"That goes for me too," KF said, "Along with some undead minions."
"I'll summon a demon of my own," Jinx said.
"My totems can help," Rae said, "Beast Boy can handled getting hit."
"I've got magic and physical strength," Cy threw in.
"I'll hit them hard and fast," Wonder Girl said.
"Same here," Rob continued, "Now the first thing we want to do is…"
Robin began planning some more. BB, on the other hand, finally stood back up and faced the fortress. He took his two-handed mace in hand. He began to move towards the castle.
"Alright, chums," BB shouted, "Let's do this! GARFIELD LOGAN!"
BB was still shouting his battle cry as he ran through the gates and into the fortress. The others could only watch.
"Oh my God," Raven said, "He just ran in."
Robin snapped everyone out of it, "Titans, go!"
Everyone drew their weapons as they ran after Beast Boy. They entered to see BB was already engaged in combat with a group of ghouls. Zombies and skeletons were following after that.
Robin charged at one of the ghouls and attacked it with his sword and shield. "Gladiator!"
Starfire casted holy and shadow spells, making sure to heal. Cyborg used his mace and holy magic. Speedy used his bow to take out several enemies. His pet devilsaur (a 30ft. T. Rex look-alike dinosaur) took out quite a few as well. Aqualad used frost spells and a water elemental. Jinx summoned a felguard minion (a tall, muscular, armored demon with an enormous axe) to fight while she sent out powerful fire spells. Kid Flash ran around dual-wielding a pair of axes. Wonder Girl had a pair of fist-weapons. Ravager dual-wielded daggers. "Rogues do it from behind."
Jericho shape-shifted into a lion. Raven dropped totems while casting fire and nature spells.
Just then, more enemies came in. Huge monsters made of corpses called abominations came. They had three arms with an axe in each hand. Then came the Rot Hide gnolls (undead humanoid hyenas). Gargoyles swooped down to attack from the air. From the ground came spider-like crypt fiends. Horrible ghost minions like wraiths, shades, and banshees joined the attack. Evil worgens came, as did the vrykul (half-giants), creatures called geists (agile undead with a noose around their neck and one looming eye on their hooded face), undead quilboars (humanoid pigs), muscular zombies called wights, and huge fungal monsters. The vast army seemed limitless, and it just kept increasing
"I've had worse," BB said.
"Now's not the time for jokes, Beast Boy!" Raven snapped.
Raven was fighting off some gnolls when an abomination came up from behind her. BB summoned an army of ghouls to distract it.
"Thanks," Rae said, as she called down a lightning bolt.
"That is so hot the way you cast spells," BB replied.
"Later, Beast Boy," she replied, looking away to hide her smile.
"HALT!" a voice commanded.
The army stopped fighting. The Titans looked around to see where the voice came from. Suddenly, from high above them, the sat a tall, imposing figure atop a throne. He looked like the Lich King combined with Deathwing, wielding the runeblade Frostmourne and Blackhand's hammer, but there was something off.
"You've fought bravely," the figure spoke, "And you may defeat the Scourge, but that's why I'm using different monsters."
"We know that's you," Robin shouted back.
"Like the Lich King was once an orc and a human, before Arthas took over completely, we have combined to form an entity greater than the Lich King."
The figure spoke with both Control Freak's and Gizmo's voice.
"And yet you look almost exactly like him," BB pointed out.
"Very creative," Raven added.
"We ain't stopping until we kick you outta the internet," Cyborg said.
"Then your characters will die."
"So what?" KF asked.
"Since you're stuck in here, if your character dies, then you die for real."
"You mean like that whole Wreck-It Ralph rule thing?" Beast Boy said.
"Well this sucks," Jinx said.
More enemies made their way to the battlefield. In the sky huge skeletal dragons called frost wyrms flew overhead. On the ground, necromancers gathered around a tall skeleton figure. It was a lich, a powerful undead spell-caster (especially with ice-based magic). On undead horses, in rode several death knights. Behind them came an enormous cross between a beetle and a spider called a crypt lord. An army of orcs, goblins, ogres, ogron, and gronn soon joined in. Demons began appearing as well.
"How can there be so many enemies at once?" Cy wondered out loud.
"Because there are no rules here," the nerds stated.
"Sounds like a nasty virus to me," Jinx said.
"Exactly! We…I…whatever…created this realm. So anything goes!"
"If that's the case," KF replied, "Then it applies to us as well."
"Wait, what?" Control Freak/Gizmo asked.
"That's right," Ravager added, "The no rules thing applies to everyone."
The Titans all smirked at each other. Raven began dropping every totem she had, summoning elementals to do battle. Jinx summoned forth every demon she could. Speedy called all five of his pets into battle: a devilsaur, a raptor, a direhorn (Triceratops), a warp stalker (large lizard that could teleport), and a wind serpent (snake with wings). Kid Flash and Beast Boy brought forth an entire undead army of their own with ghouls and gargoyles. Jericho summoned a group of treants (living trees). Everyone else gave each other as many buffs as possible.
"NO! It's not supposed to work this way! We created this realm, so we should be the only ones allowed to take advantage of it!"
"You should have thought of that ahead of time," Robin shot back.
The twelve Titans readied their weapons and were now more ready than ever to defeat their opponents.
"Can I say it, Robin?" BB asked.
"Oh, alright."
"Titans, together!"
Control Freak/Gizmo shouted back, "Kill them!"
The Titans and the opposing army charged. Despite the half Scourge/half Iron Horde army being greater in number, the Titans seemed to mow them down. Speedy laid out numerous traps for when the enemies got too close, and then his pets did the rest. Cyborg easily took out several undead and demons at a time with his holy magic. Jinx had her own demons clear a path to Control Freak and Gizmo.
"Beast Boy, Ravager, you know what to do," Robin said.
"Right."
Ravager went into stealth mode and disappeared. BB turned into a storm crow and flew overhead. The other Titans pushed ahead through the enemies. Raven's fire totems shot bursts of flame and lava at the enemies. Ravager snuck around back towards Control Freak/Gizmo. Beast Boy covered the ground in plague and ice to make a path.
"You think stealth will work against me?! Come out and surrender so we can end this!"
The pseudo-raid boss stood and began swinging his swords wildly. Ravager struck with poison. Raven caused an earthquake to take out more minions. Speedy fired arrows for cover. Control Freak/Gizmo deflected some shots, but others hit their mark.
"Get up here, you idiots!" Control Freak/Gizmo screamed at their minions.
Said army tried to ascend the staircase, but they kept pushing each other out of the way. The ones that could fly managed to answer his call. Gargoyles, frost wyrms, and rylaks flew towards the throne, but were shot out of the sky with arrows and magic. The villain's life slowly got lower and lower.
"This can't be happening!" he/they cried, "This is my…our world!"
"Not now, not ever," every Titan shot back.
Jericho made roots rise out of the ground and keep the villains still. Robin swung his sword and disarmed them, then struck them in the chest. Kid Flash did likewise with both his axes, followed by Wonder girl pummeling, Aqualad freezing, and Speedy shooting. Cyborg continued unleashing holy magic while striking with his mace. Jinx inflicted shadow magic damage while having her demons attack whenever possible. Starfire used both shadow and holy magic. Ravager struck quickly and repeatedly, making the Boss bleed and become poisoned. Raven used her elementals to whittle down his health. Finally, Beast Boy swung his sword and gave the killing blow.
He watched as the villain collapsed and said, "Garrosh said the same thing, and look what happened to him. You are dead."
"NO!"
There was a blinding flash of light that enveloped everything.
Soon
They were back in the real world. Control Freak and Gizmo were unconscious.
"Dudes, that was awesome! Let's do it again sometime."
Raven smacked BB upside the head.
"Beast Boy," Robin replied, "If we ever do that again, it'll only be on the computer."
"Definitely not in it," Cy added.
"Let's get these guys locked up," Jinx said.
"After that," Kid Flash said, "Let's go get something to eat."
"I agree," Star said.
"I'm buying," Ravager said, as she put her arm around Jericho.
"No seafood," Aqualad pleaded.
"Why not?" Speedy complained.
"You'll eat anything," Wonder Girl said, "So don't start."
The team started to walk off. Beast Boy lingered behind. Starfire noticed first.
"What is it, friend?" she asked.
"Dudes, I really enjoy playing World of Warcraft, but this experience has actually taught me something."
"Seriously?" Cyborg asked.
"Seriously, Cy. As much as I enjoy playing that game, I shouldn't spend so much time on it that I lose out on sleep or anything else more important."
They all looked at BB, too stunned to reply. That is until Raven walked up to him. She gave him a peck on the cheek.
"Beast Boy," Rae said, "You're learning. There might be hope for you yet."
