Chapter 9!
Do not own SEGA, or Chris Thorn-Bullshit wouldn't even be a character. Seriously, as much as I love Shadow in the story, Sonic X was a real piss-off! There were some decent parts, but otherwise, blah. Sonic used to be so cool before that! Now he (Sadly shakes head)…
NOTE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED IT: ONCE AGAIN, STORY CONTAINS CUSSING. I HAVE NOT STOPPED, AND WILL NOT STOP! IN FACT, I ADDED A BUNCH OF EXTRA CUSSIES IN THIS CHAPTER!
Sorry that updates can't be as frequent, but I'm trying really hard.
Lips like Sugar
Chapter 9
Total Half-Naked Hot Chick Hunting
(Previously)
"You lost her?" Knuckles cried out, his eyes wide in panic. Charmy and Vector wore guilty looks while Silver attempted and failed to hold back his laughter.
"Well, we-we just turned around for a sec and when we looked back she was-ehh… gone" Charmy squeaked.
Knuckles took in a deep breath, rubbing his temples, obviously trying to calm himself down.
"Well then, let's go half naked hot chick hunting!" Silver bounced.
"How can you even move? You were just injured 10 minutes ago" Charmy piqued.
Silver shrugged, "Who cares, at least I'm back in action!"
Charmy slapped his forehead, "We're screwed"
"You go check the hallway, I'm gonna try the rooms on the left side." Charmy whispered, his army helmet slightly heavy, making him hunch. He grabbed the thick black marker, drawing two lines against his cheeks, right below his eyes.
"Check and clear. I'm talking PLAYBOY with me on the battlefield, it's gonna be tough." Vector spoke.
"Affirmative, all equipment in station, JEWELGUARDIAN?" Charmy whispered to Knuckles, who rolled his eyes and continued to hand out the black colored walkie talkies.
"Army helmets: check. Cool gloves: check. Unnecessary boots: check. Uncomfortable plastic Nerf armor: check. Flashlights just to make everything seem cooler: check. Awesome ass paint ball guns: check. The best freakin' walkie talks: check." Vector recited.
"All right MUSICBITCH, let's go." Silver, codename: PLAYBOY, spoke and stood up, his gun ready.
"Hey hey! Why is my codename MUSICBITCH?" Vector broke in.
"'Cause it just is!" Charmy cried out.
"Affirmative, thank you RABID-HONEYLOVER." Charmy sighed at the codename picked out for him. He would've gone with something cooler, but nooooo, Silver decided that everyone had to pick each other's names.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Espio grumbled.
"Copy that, JEWELGURDIAN and UNEMOTIONAL PURPLE-DUDE will scrounge the second and ground floor halls, RABIDHONEYLOVER will execute the rooms."
"You stations have been given," Silver spoke into the walkie talkie, his static voice echoing in all the others. "It will be tough out there, remember that the drunk female hedgehog is a species that can lead to trickery, so I advise you to remain on guard. Should you need help, press the red button t-"
"The green one." Knuckles cut in. Silver glared at him before continuing,
"Should you need help, press the green button and we will arrive as soon as possible. Is everything clear?" Receiving all nods.
"I can only hope…" Silver paused for dramatic effect, as lousy as it was, "...That by the end of this, I'll see your faces once more."
"Ay aye!" Vector and Charmy saluted while Knuckles and Espio just shook their heads in disbelief.
"To your stations," They all took in deep breaths, "Operation: Find a Half-Naked Hot Chick is commenced!"
They all scurried out of the room, their flashlights open and their eyes wide and searching, each member heading in a specific direction.
"I cannot believe how stupid this is!" Espio muttered angrily. But still, he participated. Maybe there was this small inner childish part of Espio that actually wanted to join. We may never know.
"Shh!" Knuckles hushed him as he stealthily glided around the walls. Yes it was childish, but who says that uptight ole Knuckles can't have some fun? So he played along.
Both males froze as a small rustle was heard…
And a giggle.
Charmy swiftly flew through the corridors, his wings humming softly, having lots of trouble with his chosen mission. Open the door and check the room, easy right? Wrong.
All the doors wouldn't budge. Every knob he'd twist, the panel of wood refused to move.
"Stupid door…" He mumbled.
"Status check." The device on his hip buzzed. He lifted it and pressed on the black button.
"RABID… HONEYLOVER check. Strange pattern available. Possible trail."
"Speak your position."
"Left hand-side corridors, fourth floor, all doors locked. Your location PLAYBOY?"
"Second floor, Grand Hallway, MUSICBITCH in tow."
"Are your doors locked?" There was silence before Silver's metallic voice cut in,
"Negative. All doors open. Keep an eye out."
"Affirmative. RABID HONEYLOVER out." Charmy placed the walkie talkie back on his hip before he resumed his search. It was going to be a long night. And it smelled like cheese.
"This is so cool!" Vector whispered, obviously excited. Silver grinned, holding up his paintball gun in front of him as he randomly struck a pose, feeling in the mood.
"I love chick hunting… Especially half naked chick hunting" Silver's lecherous grin would never leave.
"In complete agreement, friend." Vector spoke, about to continue when something loud and wailing interrupted.
Silver's eyebrows shot up as he lifted his walkie talkie.
"What's wrong?" Vector asked.
"They caught her."
"Wha?" Silver ignored him and clicked on the flashing red button.
"What's your status?"
"Third floor, fourth corridor, target in check."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive and confirmed. Target is within vision line."
"Alright then, we'l-"
"Wha- No! Damn!"
"JEWELGUARDIAN? JEWELGUARDIAN! Immediate status report!"
"Target has escaped."
Silver sighed, but was inwardly happy. The hunt would go on.
"So they didn't get Amy?" Vector questioned.
"No, Amy was never spotted."
"What? Then what do you mean you saw the target?"
"I saw the target. A half naked female. Isn't that what you asked for?"
"Yeah so, what do you mean?"
"We spotted a half naked female running around."
"But you just said you didn't see Amy!"
An exasperated sigh filtered through the other line,
"That's because we didn't see Amy."
"Then who did you see?"
"Cream."
Silence.
"Repeat that." Silver was deadly quiet.
"Cream, sir"
"…"
"Silver?" Vector questioned, wondering why his friend was deathly silent at the moment. His back was facing him, so he couldn't see the look that plastered itself on Silver's face.
"Report the others." Silver finally spoke.
"Affirmative. JEWELGUARDIAN out." Then there was a click.
Suddenly, Silver slowly turned around to face his friend, a full blown out smirk nestled smugly,
"Things just got a whole lot of fucking interesting."
Charmy rounded a corner, making sure he was soft on his feet as to not make any sounds. Peeking over the corner, honey eyes widened as they caught sight of the target.
"Amy" Charmy whispered as he slowly got closer. Amy was nestled on the ground, something strange in her hands as she traced the edges of a door.
"Amy!" Charmy spoke a little more loudly. She turned her head to him, her large emerald eyes twinkling with mischief. Spotting him, she giggled before resuming her work. Charmy couldn't help but think of how much of a child Amy acted. It only seemed to endear her more.
"What are you doing?"
"Soooomthing!" She giggled and Charmy took another step closer, trying to see what she was doing to the door. He stepped closer, squinting as he finally realized what Amy was holding.
"Amy," He sniffed, whiffing the cheesy scent, "why are you holding a bottle of cheese spray?"
"It's not cheese spray silly!" She giggled, continuing to spray the substance on the edges.
He stepped closer, eyeing the empty bottle beside her. Picking it up, his eyes widened as he read the label,
"SUPER MONSTER GLUE SPRAY?" All he received in response was mad giggling. His eyes fell on the bottle again, "WITH CHEESE AROMA?"
He eyed what she was doing, his mouth falling in shock as he realized what was happening.
"YOU'RE GLUING ALL THE DOORS SHUT?"
"Yes, silly."
"Wha-WHY?"
"To make sure the socks will fly!"
"Wha… That doesn't even make any sense!"
"RABID HONEYLOVER, PLAYBOY here, what's your status?" Amy's eyes fell on the walkie talkie as she snatched it before Charmy could.
"Hey!"
"HI SILVER!" She screamed happily into the device, cries of pain heard on the other side.
"A-amy?" Silver stuttered, his eyes wide.
"Hey! A-Amy!" Charmy's voice filtered through the device, although it was fading, "H-hey! Come back! Stop! A-"
The line was dead.
"PLAYBOY?" Vector questioned, eyeing his friend.
"We've lost contact with RABID HONEYLOVER."
"So…" His eyes drifted, "Should we find him?"
"…Let's go."
Espio blinked, his mind still recovering from the shock of seeing a giggling and underwear and bra clad rabbit run past them.
Knuckles sighed as he hooked the walkie talkie back to his waist, his eyes falling on the chameleon.
"It seems Cream just joined the playfield. I wonder-"
"KNUXIEEEEEEE!" The white blur pounced on the red echidna.
"R-rouge?" He blinked, the female cooing happily and rubbing herself against him, up and down and up and down and…
"R-r….Rouge…" He attempted to swallow the lump in his throat, his face on fire as the purple chameleon turned away. "Wh… Where are your clothes?"
It's not like this was the first time seeing his girlfriend naked, quite contrary, but he was rather… frazzled… And he was rather tempted to take his female right there on the ground.
"It was sooo hooooooooot." She whispered seductively, "So I decided to take off ALLLLL my clothes."
He attempted to swallow the lump in his throat, "I can see that."
She giggled and nuzzled into his neck, "Come on Knuxie. I'm getting chilly without my clothes, won't you make me warm?"
Dammit! She was making it so hard to resist! "Rouge… I…I can't."
She pouted, but her seductive smile returned, "Why noooooooot? I can feel your excitement! Don't you want to plunge into me over and o-"
"ENOUGH!" Espio roared, blocking his ears. "I'm not listening to this!"
With that, he began walking away, "Wait! Espio! We can't split up!"
The chameleon didn't listen, instead continuing his pace.
The couple watched him go, neither saying anything until Rouge slurred, "What's stopping you now?"
"DAMMIT!" Tails yelled desperately as he banged on the door once more. Sonic was still knocked out; although his loud snoring began after some time, the blue hedgehog sprawled on the ground.
He sighed, slumping as he leaned on the door, his back slowly dragging down until his butt met the ground.
His eyes fell on the blue hedgehog across the room, his anger replenishing, although his exhaustion leaked. He'd been stuck here for over two hours, and he was rather hungry…
"Errghh…" The groan elicited from the hedgehog, his lids fluttering open as he attempted to sit up from his uncomfortable position, although he cried out in pain at his back's protest.
Narrowing his eyes, he glared at the hedgehog before turning his head, not wanting to look at the male anymore. He was sure that he would start another fistfight if he did.
"Wherr…" The hedgehog slurred, his head pounding madly as if it was constantly being hit by a truck.
"Fllavverggoo…" Tails eyebrows drew at Sonic's choice of words, glancing at him from the corner of his eye, finding the hedgehog wheezing, his hands clutching his chest tightly.
His eyes drawing together, he turned his head, finally looking straight at Sonic, his blue eyes calculating the hedgehog's movements.
Eyebrows furrowing, he leaned forward slightly, his eyes scanning in inspection.
Sonic's shallow breathing, the heavy wheezes…
'It could be something serious…' He replayed the heavy kick and punch he threw to Sonic's chest.
"The angle…" He mumbled, replaying it in his mind once more. "An inch under his left nipple, another right above his pelvis…"
His eyes widened in shock, "His lungs. The ribs, they're…"
Sonic began coughing blood, his body racking in violent shakes.
"Dammit!" Tails cursed, realization dawning on him. 'He needs medical attention. Two hours passed. Three more hours until he might choke or suffer severe suffocation.'
"Why does it smell like cheese?" He cursed again, playing out his limited options. The door wouldn't budge, that much was made obvious and clear.
His eyes fell on the hedgehog once more.
Sonic.
Sonic was the one who had helped Knuckles decorate the manor all those years ago, so he had seen the house's planning. He knew every door, every exit, and every secret opening in the large house.
Yes, as stupid as it sounded, he was sure Sonic would add secret entrances if Knuckles didn't.
Grumbling his distaste for acquiring assistance from Sonic, he quickly swallowed it, aware that it was no time to act stubborn.
Rushing to the hedgehog's side, he gently shook him, "Sonic. Sonic! Wake up!"
He groaned, his eye fluttering open as they stared unfocusedly at him before shutting again
"Come on, you fucko, wake up!" He gave the hedgehog another good shake, effectively waking him up as he groaned in pain.
"W…what?" He whispered, his eyes narrowing, although he lacked the ability to talk properly.
"Sonic, we're stuck in a room, you need medical attention, and we gotta get outta here."
"Use the door… dipshit…" He grumbled. Tails eye twitched in annoyance.
"The door won't budge, we need another way out!" Sonic groaned, shakily standing up with the fox's support.
"Whoa…" The hedgehog tumbled against the fox, but he quickly caught him, throwing his arm over his shoulder and letting him place his weight on him.
Sonic's eyes scanned the room, his eyes drifting to the painting on the wall before falling on the silk white sheets on the bed.
"The… The bed. There's a… stairway leading to… the third floor… under it…" He wheezed, his hand clasping his shirt, trying to rip it off as if it was the pain.
Tails nodded, setting the hedgehog against the wall before moving to the bed, his eyes falling on it as he juggled on whether or not he could even push it.
Sighing, he gave it a shot, leaning down and thrusting forward with all his strength, his strain placed in attempt to make the thing budge.
It wouldn't.
"OOOF!" He wheezed before attempting to push again, but the bed refused to move.
"You… can't… do it like… that…" Sonic breathed out through struggled breaths. Tails turned to him, eyeing the struggling hedgehog.
"The…the bedpost. You can only push… it from there." Following his orders, he went the edge of the bed, thrusting forward, only to find that bed gliding smoothly against the wall, as if it was on wheels.
There. Although though the tiles looked exact, Tails, being an expert at inspections and discoveries, spotted the small, barely unidentifiable, uneven loop on the edge of one tile.
Kneeling, he placed his hand on it, tracing the irregular golden embroidery. All the tiles had golden patterns, but this tile, this specific tile, had one, single, barely noticeable extra loop.
Digging his thumb into the space in between the loop, he cried in triumph as it sunk into the ground, a groan shuddering as the tiles began lowering, a sure staircase lowering and a pathway discovered.
Standing up, he stared at the dark bottom, whistling his approval.
"Nice." He was impressed. Turning to the hedgehog, he quickly gathered him again, allowing him to transfer his weight onto him once more, all the while lending him his support.
Walking down the staircase, his eyes took in the dimply lit path.
He always did like adventures anyway.
"Can't you talk to her?" Charmy groaned, upset he lost his walkie talkie to his target. He walked alongside Silver, a desperate look on his face.
"Negative. She's blocked any contact between us."
"Can't you track her?"
"She probably took out the batteries… or ate them." Vector piped, aiming his gun at a random wall.
"WHOOOOOOOO!" The rabbit was heading straight for them, her long strides and fast pace, sure to break into them.
"Ahh!" The barreled out of the way just in time for her to zoom past them.
"Shoot her!" Silver cried out, Vector already firing multiple balls of colors at the female, but all missed, splattering onto the walls as rainbow goo.
"Damn!" Silver stood up and brushing his clothes as he eyed his companions.
"Come on! Let's go after her!" The scampered to their feet, the trio darting in the female's direction.
They reached the end of the hall, their eyebrows drawing in confusion when they were met with nothing.
"Where is she?" Charmy asked, but Silver held up his hand.
"Shh!" He silenced him, his eyes searching the shadows. Vector loaded his gun, his knees shaking as the silence and heavy atmosphere surrounded him, his eyes darting place to place.
"Wha-" Charmy was cut off when a sudden jungle yell was heard, and they jumped out of the way, rolling on the ground and avoiding the collision just in time as the rabbit zoomed past them on… a vine?
Where did she get a vine?
With a mad giggling cry, she disappeared into the halls, the trio left shocked.
"Men! Let's go!" They cried out their own battle cry, dashing forward, following the rain of Skittles she threw behind.
"Wah! Why Skittles? WHY SKITTLES? Why didn't you throw those weird cherry covered almond chocolate? Nobody likes those! JUST NOT THE SKITTLES! THE RANBOW GOODNESS!" Vector sobbed out, frantically piling the fallen pieces in his helmet.
"Wait? Is… is that a snowball? HOT THE FUCK DID SHE GET A SNOWB-" They were showered with the raining balls of snow. It might as well have been an avalanche; they were literally swimming in it.
"Pfwoo!" Charmy cried out as his head popped out of the snow. "How did she get snow?"
Silver's head popped out of the white blanket, "Forget that! Where is she?"
Charmy's eyes drifted to the high ceiling, all those a nervous twitch settled with his wings. "Err, w-we lost her?"
Vector burst out of the snow, sending chunks of the white sparkles everywhere as he gasped for air.
"Wait, is this even snow? It's not cold…" Charmy held up a handful, his eyes widening.
"It's…. It's glitter!" The men's eyes resembled saucers as the shrieked rather girlishly, frantically making their way out of the pile of glitter.
"AHHH! THERE'S SEQUENCE IN IT!"
"NOOO!"
"AHH! NO! RHINESTONES!"
"AND THERE'S A FUCKIN' BARBIE!"
"WHAT?"
"IT'S KEN!"
"NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! AH FUCK! THE HORROR!" They shrieked, bursting out of the pile, all though their whole bodies were covered in sparkling white glitter, colorful plastic jewels, and Vector had a Beach Barbie Ken glued to his waist.
"NOOO! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Vector shrieked, frantically spinning around, sending showers of glitter flying off of him, some plastic flowers, but everything else stuck.
"QUICK! LET'S GO TO THE POOL! WE'LL DUMP OURSELVES THERE!" The group nodded, rushing down the hall, decorating materials flying off of them as they made it to the large balcony, a huge glowing pool laying harmlessly and unmoving.
"AHHHHH!" Vector screamed, not even hesitating as he jumped head first into the pool.
Meh…Maybe the problem was that he was still on the surface.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" All though it was muffled, the message was clear. Charmy's eyes narrowed as he kneeled next to the pool, dipping his finger, only to find that he was met with a sticky, squishy substance.
Cautiously, he lifted to the blue jiggly… something, inserting it into his mouth.
"It's…" Silver crept closer to him, eyeing the bee and pondering on whether or not he'd go mutant any second now.
"…Jell-O?" Silver's face flashed with confusion.
"Jell-O?" With disbelief written across his face, Charmy gave a nod, and he rushed to the pool, dipping his hand into the mushy substance and stuffing the thing into his mouth.
"It is Jell-O…" His eyes widened in horror, "AND IT'S KOOL-AID FLAVOR!" (No offense to Kool-Aid fans. I love the blue and purple!)
Vector's scream erupted as he attempted to pull himself out of the blue Jell-O, scurrying to the edge, although the movement was very difficult seeing as we was trying to clamber out of very sticky jell-o, and managed to lose his shoe in the process. "What about your sneaker?"
"Fuck that! No way am I going back there!" Vector dashed out of the area, his two companions following him closely.
"Vector! Man! Slow down!" Silver cried out, his feet screeching as he abruptly tried to stop, seeing as the big croc suddenly halted and they were bound to collide.
"Vector?" Charmy questioned, his voice like a honey chime.
The two companions jumped at Vector's sudden scream, watching as the crocodile whirled around and ran the opposite direction.
"Wh…What's up with him?" Charmy piqued, Silver's eyes narrowing as he turned around, his jaw dropping as he caught sight of what Vector had seen.
Charmy blinked, watching as his silver friend suddenly screeched in horror and ran after Vector.
"What…" Charmy froze as he heard a growl behind him. Slowly, turning around, his body froze with shock.
In front of him was… a rather large, scratch that, humongous dog… humping Teletubbies dolls… and a BARNEY!
"What…?" Charmy shivered at the nausea that ran through him at the sight. Gagging slightly, he realized why his two companions were running away.
The dog, larger than Silver, was directing his attention at him. With bead eyes, it halted it's 'mating' and was focusing his hungry, or horny, attention at him.
He trembled, backing up slightly, watching as the Giga-Dog, as of now what he would be named, lifted his lips in a snarl.
Charmy froze. The dog didn't move.
…
"NOOOOOO!" Charmy made a mad dash for it, screaming as the Giga-Dog released a howl before thoroughly running after the bee.
"NOOOOO!" Charmy sobbed as his wings fluttered furiously, "I don't wanna be raped!"
"Nyaaah!" He squealed as the dog latched onto his backpack, his much smaller frame twirling madly around to get the dog off of him.
"Ahh!" He screamed after minutes of mad spinning, his body collapsing on the ground. Clenching his eyes, he whispered his prayers as he waited for the damnable Giga-Dog to take over him…
Nothing happened.
Opening his eyes, he shakily got up, his eyes immediately falling on the scene before him.
"Noo! My Aqua-Man!" Indeed, the dog's new bed partner was a freakin' plastic toy.
"He just wanted to be loved." Silver suddenly whispered hauntingly behind him. Charmy jumped in fright, his eyes narrowing at his two 'loyal' companions.
"WHAT THE HELL? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? LEAVING ME LIKE THAT! YOU ASSES! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Ack! Charmy! I can't breathe!"
"Hey whoa! Buddy! Calm down!" Vector yelped as the bee focused his strangling attentions at him.
"I WAS GONNA GET RAPED YOU SHITHEAD! RAPED! YOU MADE ME THINK I WAS GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING VIRGINITY TO A FUCKING RABID DOG!"
…
"You…" Silver started, "You've never been laid?"
Charmy's eyes widened as he realized that he had just blurted out a rather dark and well kept secret.
"PWAHAHAHAHAHA!" His companions burst into laughter, the bee's face filling with red as he profusely yelled out useless defenses.
"We… HAVE to get you a woman!" Silver choked out, wiping tears from his eyes.
"I already got my eyes on someone." Charmy mumbled, Vector's eyes widening before a perverted grin fell on his face. Throwing his arm over the bee, he barked,
"Don't tell me it's the young sexy little Spanish teacher?" Just as Silver was restoring from his previous laughter, he burst out once more in painful racks of screamed amusement.
"Wah? No!" Charmy's face heated up in red. Of course it wasn't the Spanish teacher. It was more like…
"What about the girl in Math? She's been trying to get up your tree." The crocodile chortled.
Charmy fumed, his face an impossible shade of red out of his embarrassment and anger, "It's not funny!"
"Sorry buddy…" The crocodile wheezed, sliding in a mental note to figure out Charmy's love.
"Well, what are we gonna do about this?" Charmy inquired, motioning their glitter covered bodies.
Silver opened his mouth to answer, but abruptly froze as he heard a familiar voice.
"Silver? What are you doing here?" Thick and dangerous, he slowly turned to the source of the voice, gulping as he caught sight of the venomous look, knowing he was in for trouble.
She was looking rather green…
She knew she shouldn't have. Especially after seeing the effects of it, she knew much better than to do it, but really, it was just a measly little taste.
…at first.
But… it tasted bad… and good… and amazing… and so addicting. She took another sip… and another…. And another…
And she was ashamed of herself…
But right now, she wasn't even in the right mind to be so.
And all she could think about was how dizzy everything was and how she kept tripping and that strange urge to giggle like a madwoman and bathing in ketchup…
It smelled like cheese….
And it was really hard to walk, but it didn't really hurt whenever she fell….
Maybe that stuff was an invincibility potion, a pain reliever? She couldn't feel anything really, and as she said before, she didn't feel anything when she tripped and landed square on her face. So it temporarily took pain huh…
Are the effects permanent? Wouldn't that be awesome? No wonder people drink!
"EHeeheheheHHEHEHEHEH-Whooo, wow! Omygosh! Bill Cosby! Walooo…" She giggled again as she stumbled through the hallway, ignoring the spinning walls, well only to her, and the strange shift in the wall and the equally strange and familiar men walking out of it.
"Wher…Where…. WHERE… IS DA KETCHUP! WHERE DA KETCHUP! WHOOT-WHOOOOT!" She sang, ignoring the looks of disbelief on the male's faces as she passed them, happily skipping and waving her hand in the air.
"Cosmo?" Flies would have surely nestled in his mouth. Twirling happily, her eyes landed on the fox who had uttered her name in pure disbelief.
"Heehee!" She giggled, "Tails! You-You heehee!"
She began twirling again, walking away from them. "Co-Cosmo! Wait!"
Tails carelessly leaned the hedgehog against the wall before running after the female, skidding to a stop and blocking her path.
Placing his hands on her shoulders, he halted her spinning as he balanced her tipsy form, her eyes staring hazily at him.
"Cosmo?" His eyes widened as he realized that look, "Are you drunk?"
It sounded so weird. So wrong. Cosmo and drunk did not go in the same sentence. She was too innocent, to naïve, to do something like that.
Or maybe it was her naivety that led her to drinking? Was Sonic right? Maybe she was less innocent than she led on…
No. One of those IDIOTS tricked his poor innocent Cosmo into drinking! She probably didn't even know what was going on!
"Cosmo? Who did this to you?"
She giggled, "Nobody silly! I woke up and nobody was everywhere so I walked into this… ROOOM! A ROOOOOOOOM!" She squealed happily before continuing, "And there was juice EVERYWHERE! I knew it wasn't juice. It didn't smell like juice!"
She giggled and leaned on him, arching her back, "But I kneeeew it was beeeeeeer! And EEEEEEEVERYONE was drinking that stuff… good stuff-AND WHAT? I GOT SO BOOORED AND INTERESTED AND BORED AND CURIOUS AND YELLOW THAT I HAD TO TRY SOME! I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR OVER-AGED DRINKING! WHHHYYYYY? WHAT DID I DO WROOOONG?" She screamed, sobbing, but then began giggling again, her eyes trailing on Tails's face.
His mouth was hung open in disbelief, his eyes so wide in shock.
Sonic was struggling so hard with his laughter. It hurt to even chuckle! But it was so fucking hilarious!
Cosmo's eyes fell on his open mouth, her gaze suddenly heavy as she lunged forward, throwing her arms around the fox and crashing her lips against his, thrusting her tongue in his open mouth.
That's it. Sonic was going to die from laughter. Not just die, but slowly and painfully suffocate from wheezing and screaming all at the same time.
"Told you she wasn't as innocent as you thought!" He gasped through laughs and racked coughs.
But the fox couldn't answer; he was too busy being assaulted by his supposed innocent girlfriend, although he couldn't help but push back with equal force.
So much for innocence, her tongue was sinful.
Sonic died from laughter.
Okay, not really, but he did faint from it.
Yes, he was a satisfied man.
Grinning like an idiot, he carried his now clothed girlfriend on his back out of the room he had dragged her in, both thoroughly satisfied with their needs. Pressing against her thighs, he smirked at her elicited moan.
"Are you sober now?" He grinned as she mumbled incoherently into his neck.
Picking up his walkie talkie, he pressed the white button, informing all the others of his capture.
"AHHHHHH!" A shrill scream echoed followed by the faint sound of a wail that was getting closer and closer.
He squinted, his eyes as he caught sight of something darting towards him. Who was…
His answers were quickly answered as a rabbit came darting towards him like a cannonball, a screaming walkie talkie in her hands.
Knuckles blinked, still stunned before he realized that Cream was darting towards them.
Hopping out of the way, he effectively dodged the live speeding bullet as she zoomed past him, the sound of her cries and the wailing walkie talkie fading.
"…I thought Amy was the one who stole the walkie talkie." Knuckles blinked at Rouge's notion.
"Err… Hey Blaze…" Silver laughed nervously. She narrowed her eyes at them, herself taking a slight green hue as she held her breath, trying her best to retrain herself from leaping forward and strangling the hedgehog.
"How are you…err… doing?"
"What…," She finally let go of her breath, although her voice had taken that low, dangerous, silky and thick tone, "…are you doing here?"
"Oh-Err… Yeah… About that…"
"Blaze! Hey!" Charmy and Vector piped in unison, big grins on their faces, though it didn't falter the deep scowl penetrated on the cat's face.
"Silver," He squeaked a bit, a shiver crawling up his spine as she repeated, "What are you doing here?"
"Me? Well, I-ummm am here be-because I am-errr visiting Knuckles because he is-ermmm sick and needs to be taken care of with love and gay compassion!" He finished with a smile that spoke 'No, I'm not lying, believe me!'
"Love… and gay compassion?" Blaze recited coolly, her eyes trailing over his attire and weaponry, Silver gulping as sweat began to participate on his body.
"Yeah! You know…" He slumped in defeat, knowing that she didn't buy it for a second.
"We err…" He sighed and Charmy stepped in,
"We were all together upstairs when Amy burst into our room all drunk and stuff and we were with her but we turned around for just a sec-"
"ONE SECOND!" Vector barked out, emphasizing that this was clearly not their fault.
"Yeah… and then she was gone so we're on Operation Find a Half-Naked Hot Chick!" Silver slapped the back of the bee's head.
"Stupid! You're not supposed to tell the enemy the mission!" He hissed and Charmy began blubbering apologies profusely.
Blaze's eyes narrowed as she caught the hidden slip up in Charmy's sentence.
"What were you guys all doing together?" The males froze, CAUGHT written all over them.
"Oh, uhh… we were…" Silver started, but Charmy just flatly pointed out.
"Spying." Silver swore that the cat froze up fearfully for a second, although her eyes burned with fury that literal flames were bursting in her eye, the wind around her freezing and heating at the same time, her tail twitching madly.
'We're so FUCKED!'
"Spying!" She roared out as the men froze fearfully, their eyes wide in fright as the cat burst into real flames, "You sick bastards!"
They screamed, breaking into a run as the cat chased them, literally hot on their trail.
He was floating, he was sure. Not just floating, but happily hovering in a blissful embrace of peace and true happiness. Maybe he had died and gone to heaven?
No need of explaining his happiness on and ON – no one wants to hear that, we just need to know you're… 'happy'.
"Wow…" He whispered dazedly as he stared unfocusedly at the wall, the female under him snoring softly. He was aware that the blue hedgehog was also no longer awake, seeing as his sounds had died out, but that didn't matter, because he was in pure bliss…
"…Tails?" Tails blinked at the sound of his name, the world still foggy and hazy as he stared at the strangely attired purple chameleon in front of him.
"Er…Marko?" Espio blinked, disbelief leaking onto his face as he stared at the unfocused and rather dizzy looking fox, the same one he had usually admired for his impressive intelligence and personality.
Obviously, in front of him was not that usual intellectual fox, rather, a member of the idiot group of bumbling idiots and morons he was usually surrounded by.
Beside him was a giggling unknown female, her body wavering and her cheeks holding a strange pink hue.
It didn't take long to figure out she was drunk.
"FLUFFY PURPLE THINGYYYYYY!" She pounced on him, much like Amy had earlier, but instead, she just squeezed him before darting off into another direction.
It was official: The world had officially gone mad.
"Espio." He corrected the fox's mistaken name, his voice cool, indifferent as it echoed around the walls, his pristine eerie yellow glowing eyes falling on the unmoving hedgehog that lay several feet away from them.
"Espio…" Tails repeated, a blank look on his face, blinking several times.
…
"Espio!" His eyes lit up with recognition as he blinked furiously before smiling sheepishly,
"Hey Espio…" His eyes trailed on him, his apologetic eyes transitioning into disbelief and incredulity.
"Uhh… What's with the get-up? And the… gun?"
"We're going half naked hot chick hunting" He stated simply, as if it was completely normal.
"Half… naked… hot chick hunting?" He repeated slowly, unable to believe he heard right.
"Yes."
"Oh…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…What the fuck?"
Espio sighed, "The females had consumed a remarkable amount of alcohol and are now running loose with missing articles of clothing and mad intentions."
"So you're… hunting them."
"Yes."
"Ay, Espio, ya there?" The static voice cracked, catching Tails's attention.
"Is that Knuckles?" He questioned, but Espio ignored him,
"What do you want?"
"I caught Rouge." Espio's eyes narrowed,
"Of course you did." He wasn't stupid, and was very aware of what they did in his absence.
"Yeah… Anyway-" The walkie talkie was abruptly snatched from Espio.
"Hey Knuckles!"
"Tails? Hey! Where've ya been? Ya got Sonic?" At the reminder of the blue hedgehog, his blue eyes darted towards the fallen form of the male before shifting back to the device.
"Yeah, I have him, but we sorta got into a fight."
"What?"
"Yeah, look, no time for explanations, he needs medical attention."
"Shit, look, meet us as the main entrance; I'll get the first-aid kit." Tails handed the device back to Espio.
"Think you can help me?"
"…Yeah." They lifted the hedgehog, each holding him from one side as they began walking.
"…Fuck." Tails abruptly stopped, his lip pursed.
"What?"
"I just made out with my drunk girlfriend."
"Oh…"
"Damn."
"What's so bad about it?"
"That was her first kiss."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Fuck."
"Waaaah!" They screamed as they tripped down the stairs in their run, yelping every time their bodies bounced on the marble steps.
"AAAAHHHH!" Their girlish screams echoed as they yelled even more in fright, their eyes darting at the launched fire balls shot at them.
"FUUUUUUUUCK!" Silver shrieked as one of the flaming infernos bounced on him.
Finally reaching the bottom of the ground, he began rolling, screaming out the fire instructions.
"Stop! Halt! Roll! Stop! Halt! Roll! ROLL! FUCK! AHHHH!" The other two males stood up and watched him, the cat calmly walking up beside them as the three merely stood there, watching as the silver hedgehog screamed and continuously rolled, long after the fire had diminished.
"Is he ever gonna stop?" Vector questioned, eyeing the hedgehog. Blaze blinked,
"Probably not. Silver can be wise at times, but he's pretty dense…" She thought for a while, before adding, "…and stupid."
"Well…" Charmy fidgeted with his fingers, "Shouldn't we… err… you know, tell him he's not on fire?"
The stared at him, not doing anything, that is, until Blaze bluntly shot another ball of fire at him, igniting him on fire once more.
"No need."
Technically, and professionally, and supposedly, he was supposed to be heading straight for the main entrance, but it was very hard when his girlfriend kept dragging him into every room they passed.
And he was male. Very, very male.
"Knuckles…" She started, tugging him to another direction, straight for another door.
"Rouge, Sonic's hurt. We really shou-"
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!" A loud, billowy voice echoed through the halls, the echidna and somewhat sober bat watching as the pink female hedgehog skipped down the hall, holding a basket of cucumbers…? No… Play-Do? Whatever, she was carrying cucumber shaped clay and tossing them as if they were mere flower petals at a wedding, the items sticking and flattening when colliding with the wall.
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" She repeated, screaming happily, "Wait… Who let the dogs out? Wh-Why would anyone let them out? WHY? WHHHHHHYYYYYY?"
"Amy?" Knuckles called her, her green eyes falling on them before sparkling merrily as she skipped towards them.
"Did… Did you let the dogs out?" She blinked innocently as she leaned forward on her heels, smiling adorably,
"Er… no?" He was blown back by her sudden outburst.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT?" She suddenly burst into tears, falling into a heap on the ground as she rolled down the hall.
"Wha-! Amy!" Knuckles ran after her, but for some reason, Amy was rolling in a speed as if she was spinning down a hill. How the hell did she do that?
"PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES! MAYO! Mayo…? MAYOOOOOOO!" She squealed, a large staircase coming into view.
"Ungh!" Knuckles's eyes widened as he realized she was heading directly towards the stairs.
"Amy! AMY!" He began running faster, but it was too late, she already went over the edge. His eyes widened as he looked over the stairs, only to find her giggling every time she fell on a step.
"What the…" He sweat dropped at her happy squeal, so busy with his incredulity that he didn't notice that his girlfriend decided to follow Amy's example.
"Ar-" His mouth popped open as he watched the bat bounce of the edge, twirling in the air as she too began bouncing down the large staircase, her giggles joining Amy's.
Maybe it the weirdness of it all was the abnormal amount of stairs in the damn staircase! They just kept bouncing and bouncing and bouncing…
Amy laughed as she finally fell at the bottom, opening her eyes and staring up at the purple female above her.
"Hey kitty kitty!" She giggled as Blaze stared disbelievingly at her, Charmy and Vector now looking away from the burning hedgehog to the giggling one.
"See you later alligator!" She laughed, pointing childishly at Vector before patting Charmy on the head,
"HONEYNUT CHEERIOS!" She squealed happily, the incredulous look on the groups' faces sending her into a desire to roll again, so roll, she did.
"What the f…" Charmy trailed off as a screaming green female suddenly came into view. Running down one hall and making her way through the grand space of… the ballroom?
"PILLOWS AND TURTLES SITTING IN A BATHROOM! KETCHUP AND MOUTARD IN FREEEEEENCH! I LOOOOOOOOOVE FREEEEEENCH TOOOOOOAAAASSSST!"
"This is getting waaaay too... insane." Knuckles grumbled as he finally reached the end of the stairs.
Silver, who miraculously was not on fire anymore, seeing as he had the strange ability to recover from strange injuries whenever deemed necessary… or something?
"Amy! My love! Come back! Don't roll awwaaaa-"
"Silver." He froze at her voice, his eyes warming up in fear and unspoken feelings.
"Er… Yes Blaze?"
"COSMO! COME BACK!" An orange fox burst into the room, his pace frantic as he stumbled several times, his final stumble sending him to the ground as he lay unmoving, not uttering a sound.
"Hey, Tails is here!" Charmy pointed at the now screaming fox on the ground, "But…"
His eyes narrowed, "Where's Sonic?"
"Knuckles, do you have the items?" They turned to Espio, an unconscious hedgehog leaning onto him.
"Sonic! Whoa! What happened to him?" Vector yelled, his eyes wide at the beaten up state the blue hedgehog was in, but he soon realized that Tails was in a slightly better, but similar state.
"GIVE ME YOP! MEH MAMA! YOP MEH MAMA!" Cream swung happily on the large chandelier, her legs dangling as she sang happily.
And they were sort of smiling… that is, until she whipped out a large pain ball gun, destroyed the lights so the whole room would fall into a blanket of darkness…
And an all out paint ball war started.
"It's quiet…" Silver whispered to his comrades. "Too quiet…
His side: The really freaked out and somewhat perverted non-drunk males.
Them VS The really really drunk females.
Yes, even Blaze whipped up a few drinks as payback towards Silver and had confiscated herself of her shirt as well, and Silver was literally foaming at the mouth at the sight of her lacy purple bra.
"I can't believe how utterly stupid this is!" Tails whispered harshly, lifting the rather heavy army hat above his eyes. Silver ignored him, continuing with more… important manners.
"Alright gentlemen, what are we aware of involving the enemy?" He whispered lowly, his eyes darting from place to place.
"Uncontrollable giggling." Knuckles responded immediately.
"Random impulses and phrases." Tails grumbled, his eyes trailing to the wall as he recalled the incident with a small blush.
"Unstable movement!" Charmy threw in.
"Desires of confiscating their clothing." Vector mumbled, a lecherous smile in place.
"Wait…" Tails's eyes narrowed, "Cosmo is still fully clothed."
All their eyes were glued to the item as a single white skirt fluttered above them, all watching as it softly landed on the ground.
Tails got a nose bleed.
And then, a small, blue inky ball flew their way, passing by them as it splattered the wall.
"THEY'RE HEEEEERE!" Silver cried out as he rolled to the side, pumping up his gun as multiple shots began darting their way.
"DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!" Vector launched multiple paint bullets, but that damn rabbit kept jumping all over the place!
Grunting, he switched his target to the supposedly harmless green female…
"HOLY SHIIIIIIT!" He ducked, barely avoiding the huge glob of paint soaring above him.
"WE ARE SPAAAAAARTAAAA!" Amy and Cream flew above them on a vine, their screams and cries erupting as they dropped multiple paint balls at them.
"TAKE COVER!"
"AHHHHH!"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO!" Charmy cried out as the big blue splattered against his back, sending him to the ground as he laid unmoving, occasional yellows, purples, reds, and greens added on him.
"We lost one! We lost one!"
"CHARMY!" Vector rolled to his friend, flipping him onto his back. "No! WHYYYY? HE WAS SO YOUNG!"
Espio leaned against the makeshift blockade, hopping up to shoot bullets at the females, but while drunk, they were rather skillful. Grunting as a yellow paintball splattered against his shoulder, he ducked as a torrent of balls launched towards him.
"Damn…" He mumbled, but rose again to get back in the field.
Soon, Rouge and Blaze were zooming by on vines, throwing paint grenades, bombs that literally blew up in paint.
"WHERE DO ALL THESE FUCKING VINES COME FROM?" Silver screamed, jumping out of the way of the pain bomb, a small orange splatter spraying against his side.
"HOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUCK!" He didn't have enough time, the huge grenade was going to hit him, directly on his head, and he was going to die.
"No, no no no no NO! I'm sorry that I said all those dirty things about B-"
And now he was wondering why he was suddenly in a closet.
"What…?" His eyes scanned the tiny storage room. Wasn't he on the battlefield a few seconds ago?
"Silver…" He shivered; that thick, sultry voice singing against his ears. He knew that voice. Oh, he knew that voice. But he never knew he'd ever hear that seductive tone, much less receive it.
He drew in a shuddery breath, his skin burning as her tongue danced across his shoulder.
"Bl…Blaze…" He breathed out, shakily turning around, but he didn't get the chance to look at her, she smashed her lips to his, shoving him against the wall as she ravaged his mouth.
His eyebrows shot up, his eyes wider than plates, his body more heated than he ever thought possible.
Blaze was… was kissing him….
Blaze was kissing him!
His eyes drooping, he pushed back, wrapping his arms around her as her hands slinked around his chest.
He dreamt of this, so many times, but this, this heated make out session, was so much better than the fantasy…
Fantasy… Blaze… Blaze would never do this. At least, not in the right mind…
He pulled her closer, trying to savor the sweetness she held, to hold onto it, but although the heat burned him with an incredible desire he never knew he had, he couldn't do it. Not when she didn't even know what she was doing.
Dammit! Why couldn't he do it? He'd been dreaming of this for years. And now, now she was the one fulfilling for him and he couldn't…
No. He'd never do that to Blaze. Not to Blaze. Not to his Blaze.
Pulling away, she broke out in a cry as her eyes found his, catching him as she leaned forward once more, attempting to capture his lips, but he pulled back, only allowing a shuddery light brush.
She growled, and he shook his head, "Blaze… not like this…"
She continued to press against his lips, pulling away when she was in need of air. "We…Can't…"
Her kisses were driving him insane! He could barely pull out a string of words between their heated contact. "You're… drunk…"
Regrettably, he forced her away, gripping her shoulder gently as he forced her to look at him, sadly taking note that she was indeed drunk, that hazy look in her eyes…
"Blaze, don't get me wrong. I love doing this with you, more than you'll ever be able to imagine. You have no idea how much I want you." His voice was pleading, but he couldn't seem to force it away.
"Then have me." Damn her sultry voice! It was so delectably seductive and enticing! And her fire ignited looks…
"I… I can't. Not like this. Not when you don't even know what you're doing…" He let his fingers finger her soft hair, her lilac scent drifting over to him.
"You're drunk dammit!" He cried out, mostly to himself as he pulled away from another kiss, wondering how many minutes it had been since his last speech.
"I'm… not… drunk…" She mumbled between kisses, her hands clawing up his back. He'd cherish the marks to come.
"Yes you are…" He mumbled, pushing into another kiss, but it was her that broke the kiss this time,
"No, I'm not. Silver, I'm sober."
And that's when he finally took in the small adorable red tint on her cheeks.
"What do you mean you… You're fully clothed." He finished lamely. She smiled slightly,
"I only had a few drinks, and I might be a little dizzy…" Smiled up at him, leaning closer, and in her low voice, he didn't need anything else. "But I know what I'm doing…"
"FINALLY!" Amy cried out, her ear, along with many other faces, pressed up against the door, "I thought they were NEVER going to get together. It's about damn time!"
"I thought you guys were drunk." Sonic piped, he being the only male who was perfectly clean.
"We can't be drunk while Silver and Blaze finally get together!"
"How does that even work?" Charmy added, his mouth pursing in confusion.
"Who cares? They finally got together!" Amy exclaimed, throwing her arms in the air for emphasis as she eyed Cream, the female rolling her eyes as she backed away from the door.
"You think they'll sleep with each other in the closet?" The rabbit piqued, her ears twitching out of habit when she was thinking.
"Once again, who cares? At least they got together." Rouge added, tying the straps to her pajama pants.
"Forget all this," Knuckles's eye twitched as he surveyed the colorful area, pulling out a mop as he held it towards "You guys are cleaning this up!"
"Wha-No!"
"Knuckles! Come on!"
"Buddy! Please! I'll give you my money!"
"Why the fuck don't you have any maids?" They all stopped their chorus of groans, considering Amy's thought.
"Yeah, seriously, you have more than 5 billion dollars and you can't even get a damn maid?" Tails cried out, backing away from the sloppy and wet stick of cleaning.
"Look, I don't care!" Knuckles turned around, picking up the bucket of water as he turned back to them.
"You will clean up this mes-" His eyes narrowed, a frown falling on his face.
They were all sleeping; each knocked out and sprawled on the ground.
"You guys are such bastards." He growled.
Why did her back hurt so much?
No, it didn't really hurt, but it was a hell of a lot sore. Stiff, sore, and very groggy.
Lids fluttering open, her green emerald eyes revealed, she stared up at the ceiling, that annoying sunlight filtering down on her face.
And WHY couldn't she MOVE?
Propping on her elbows, she tried to lift herself, only to find her source of discomfort and reason as to why she couldn't get up, the damn blue hedgehog was sprawled on her stomach, his face dangerously close to her swells.
"Nngh…" She grunted, easing herself out of his hold on her, but the instant she removed his pillow, being her stomach, his head smacked the tile ground.
"Ah FUCK!" He shouted, but her soft hand clamped on his mouth, her hard but soft 'Shh!' drifting in his ears.
"Everybody's sleeping!" She whispered harshly, her eyes falling on her comrades. Tails was sprawled on his stomach, his soft snores and drool colliding with the ground, Rouge's legs thrown on his back, her head nestled on Vector's tail, her limbs tangled with Cream's arms, although the bee had his body wrapped around the rabbit, clutching her almost as if she was a teddy bear, and Cosmo was lying on ALL of them.
"Ahh…" She reached up, stretching her muscles, a deep sigh and moan escaping her, unaware of the heavy, more so lustful eyes watching her.
Eyeing the group again, a rather evil glint sparkled in her eye, and she motioned Sonic to follow her as she softly tip-toed out of the room.
Once they were a safe distance, he finally spoke, "What are you doing?"
She smirked evilly, and Sonic found that she looked so damn sexy like that; he began to have a hard time hiding his huge bulge. How was it that Sally had to give him a full rub-down to elicit a small boner, but Amy just had to lower her eyes and glance at him with those eyes of hers and he was already hard and undressing her with his eyes.
Damn…
What did this mean for him and Sally?
No… What did this mean for him and Amy? Did he even have a chance with her? She already declared that the feelings she once held for him were gone, but… they couldn't be completely gone. Maybe… Maybe, he could reignite that flame, correct his mistake, and make something of them.
And he could imagine it, that sweet edge at the tip of his tongue, taunting him, as if he was a man without food for days, and when food is suddenly there, he can only reach out, his fingertips brushing against the desires, but never able to lean forward and capture.
Walking into the kitchen, Sonic's eyes curiously trailed over her, wondering what on earth she was doing.
It didn't take long to figure it out, not when she was filling up a large bucket of ice and water.
"You know how screwed you're going to be." She grinned.
"Nu uh! We're going to be screwed." She stated.
"What do you m-" He closed his mouth, his eyes falling on the empty bucket she held out to him. And how could he deny her, with her eyes shining beautifully with mirth and mischief, her dazzling smile weakening his knees, all the while dissipating his resolve?
No, he couldn't deny her, and so with a grin, he took the bucket, filling it with the frozen cubes and chilled water.
And he also realized how absolutely adorable she looked when she was trying to hold her laughter. Her cheeks were a bright red, her eyes sparkling with jollity, her lip pursing slightly in order to keep the bubbly sound from erupting.
"On my three." She whispered, smiling at him, and his heart sang.
"One…" He readied his bucket.
"Two…" She made his heart leap.
"THREE!"
"AHHHH!"
"WHAT THE FUUUUCK?"
"C-C-C-COLD!"
"WHY IS THERE KETCHUP?"
"AMY! SONIC! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" But they were already gone, scurrying from the scene, their laughter fading away.
Sonic ran with her, having no trouble at all keeping his pace with her, but was rather impressed at how fast she was.
And looking now, at her smiling face, that radiant smile, that vibrant shine…
His eyes lingered on the beauty, wondering how much of a big idiot he was back then. How did he not see this, her, how did he not see her?
He must have been blind, stupid, and dense enough to make an illness out of it to miss this, to miss his chance with her.
'How could I have given up this?'
Another ending! Chapter 9 is complete! Hear from ya later with Chapter 10!
Paranoid Crack Abuser.
