1 Piece SOUL SONGs

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

Luffy had just burst from the cake and yelled out in reply to Big Mom asking where he was and who the real one was. Luffy turned as if to lunge at Big Mom only for her to stop shouting and him to pause so fast that he stumbled over himself and rolled most of the way to her.

"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Katakuri screamed in disbelief, causing all of his siblings to jump and stare at him in shock.

"Brother Katakuri? What's-" Smoothie was cut off when Luffy stood up and began to sing.

"Ladies up in here tonight. No fighting, no fighting. We got the refugees up in here. No fighting, no fighting. Shakira, Shakira." All the jaws dropped open as they stared at the straw hat boy while the pounds and years seemed to begin to melt off of their mothers body.
"You're kidding me?!" More than a few of the siblings cried out in shock while Morgans turned his snail to record and pointed it at the developing show.

"I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man wants to speak Spanish. Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa. Shakira, Shakira." No one understood the lyrics but Big Mom looked younger and thinner than she had in years, ever since her first children were born.

"Oh baby when you talk like that. You make a woman go mad. So be wise and keep on. Reading the signs of my body." Luffy grinned widely as Big Mom began to sing, biting his thumb and then expanding until he was roughly her size much to everyone but his crew's disbelief and shock.

"And I'm on tonight. You know my hips don't lie. And I'm starting to feel its right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see baby, this is perfection." The two began to dance and more than a few of the siblings looked horrified at how their mother was dancing with a man young enough to be her grandson, even if she didn't even look old enough to have kids at the moment.

"Looks like the theories on Soul Songs and bonds reversing aging in some serious cases is true." Stussy said greatly amused at the whole show and just exactly how pale and/or red the Charlotte siblings were turning as their mother danced with the man they had been trying to kill for the last several days.

"Hey Girl, I can see your body moving. And it's driving me crazy. And I didn't have the slightest idea. Until I saw you dancing. And when you walk up on the dance floor. Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl. And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it. So you can keep on shaking it." And to her children's embarrassment and horror and disbelief their mother was shaking it and dancing with the straw hat wearing captain happily.

"I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa. Shakira, Shakira." While no one knew what exactly the words meant, it was making a few women swoon at hearing the other language roll off of his tongue so easily. Big Mom obviously seemed to like it by the light dusting of pink on her cheeks.

"Oh baby when you talk like that. You make a woman go mad. So be wise and keep on. Reading the signs of my body. And I'm on tonight. You know my hips don't lie. And I am starting to feel you boy. Come on lets go, real slow. Don't you see baby asi es perfecto." And with the way she winked at him and licked her lips a bit as she stared at him she sure felt something alright.

"Damnitt mama." Galette said screwing her eyes shut to try and block out the sight and thought of what her mother was doing with the boy that was younger than she was.

"Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie. And I am starting to feel its right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see baby, this is perfection."

"Shakira, Shakira." Luffy piped up as he danced with her with a grin, not seeming to mind the way the dress barely hung onto one shoulder and was actually way too big on the pink haired woman now.

"Oh boy, I can see your body moving. Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing. But you seem to have a plan. My will and self restraint."

"What self-restraint? She's nearly humping him in front of everyone!" Daifuku asked only for his older brothers to all slap him upside the head.

"Damnitt Dai that's mama. I don't need those thoughts or images in my head!" Perospero was the one to say screwing his own eyes shut.

"Have come to fail now, fail now. See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know. That's a bit too hard to explain."

"Baila en la calle de noche. Baila en la calle de día." The strange words seemed to roll right off of Luffy's tongue.

"Baila en la calle de noche. Baila en la calle de día." Here they sung in harmony, their voices mashing incredibly well actually.

"I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa. Shakira, Shakira." Luffy was alone on that and the way his tongue rolled over the words had Big Mom blushing a bit brighter as she eyed him appreciatively.

"Oh baby when you talk like that. You know you got me hypnotized. So be wise and keep on. Reading the signs of my body." Big Mom pushed back from him a bit to dance while he watched amazed, all of her children buried their faces in their hands in embarrassment.

"Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia." Luffy seemed to really like the way she was dancing around as his eyes stayed glued to her.

"Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!" Big Mom near ordered as she got closer to him again.

"Mira en Barranquilla se baila así." Luffy repeated obediently before grabbing her hand and pulled her towards him, taking her off guard.

"Yeah. She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country. I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty. I need a whole club dizzy."

"Why the CIA wanna watch us?" Big Mom joined him for that line alone.

"The hell is a CIA?" Compote asked earning shrugs from the ones near her.

"At this rate I don't want to know. I need a hard drink right now as it is." Amande said earning nods from the others.

"Colombians and Haitians. I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction. No more do we snatch ropes. Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats." Luffy finished that up as Big Mom pressed close to him with a saucy grin on her face.

"I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie. And I'm starting to feel you boy. Come on let's go, real slow. Baby, like this is perfecto."

"With what she's been doing I bet she can feel him." Du Feld said with a snicker, earning three punches from the Charlottes closest to him. Regressing in age or not, that was still their mother he was talking about.

"Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie. And I am starting to feel its right. The attraction, the tension. Baby, like this is perfection." The two of them leaned their foreheads together as Luffy nearly whispered the last four words of the song.

"No fighting. No fighting."

"You know I never expected this when you first claimed that you were going to kick my ass and make Fishman Island your territory." Big Mom said smiling at Luffy who grinned back at her.

"Neither did I but I'm not complaining." Luffy said shrugging easily.

"Oh? Even if I'm old enough to be your grandmother and the fact that I have 85 kids?" Big Mom asked raising an eyebrow at that and making Luffy just give her a look as if she were stupid.

"I don't care how old you are. You're mine. Besides…I love kids so I don't mind that." Luffy said with a grin on his face while Big Mom blushed a bit but sighed happily.

"Should someone remind them that most of her kids are old enough to be his parents?" Cinnamon asked looking at her siblings who just shrugged helplessly. They knew what it was like when their mama had an idea in her head or was determined about something…and this is her soulmate. There was no way she was letting him go.

"So you're going to set sail with us? Join my crew and become my Pirate Queen?" Luffy asked with a bright grin on his face and making Big Mom pause for a second before her own smile dimmed a bit.

"But what about my children and grandchildren?" Big Mom asked making Luffy look out towards the harbor for a second.

"There's plenty of boats for everyone so they can come too!" Luffy said nodding as if that solved everything.

"But I'm the queen of these islands. I can't just abandon my subjects who need me for protection." Big Mom said glancing out towards where several of her other islands could be seen not too far away actually.

"Hmm…Oh I know! There was that lizard guy whose ship was an island that moved! I'm sure if he could do that then Franky could fix something better up so we can take the islands with us! That way you wouldn't have to leave them and we could all help protect the civvies." Luffy said with a bright grin as he recalled that shadow guy.

"Lizard?" Big Mom asked looking curious about the lizard with an island for a ship.

"Yeah some tall guy who kept stealing peoples shadows until I beat him up. Doesn't he know that people need those? Jerk." Luffy said making his present crewmates slam their palms into their foreheads aside from Brook.

"Ah Gecko as in the lizards sounds like Gekko as in Gekko Moriah. That makes sense." Brook said nodding his head and earning flat looks from the rest of the crew.

"You really think you can take our islands with us?" Big Mom asked causing Luffy to grin.

"I don't see why not! Lizard man was an idiot and he got it to work, Franky's the best shipwright ever so he can do it no sweat if you give him enough time! Oi Nami! When we get to Wano we need to get Franky and the others to come back here with us to do that before we go anywhere else! Robin's really smart so maybe she can help Franky figure it out faster." Luffy said twisting his head to look at his sighing orange haired navigator.

"Aye Captain. Understood." Nami said with a sigh before giving the Charlottes a look of pity.

"Congrats. The densest most stubborn and selfish idiot just became your dad. Good luck, trust me you'll need it." Nami said causing the Charlottes to look at her in confusion and disbelief and a bit of shock because holy shit someone old enough to be most of theirs son just became their new step-dad and he wasn't going to leave them anytime soon.

"I really need one of the strongest drinks we have." Amande said earning noises of agreement from her siblings.

"I need the brain bleach! My eyes!" Monte-d'Or cried covering his eyes and when his siblings whirled around to see why most of them either face-palmed at his theatrics or agreed with the sentiment.

They did not need nor want to see their mother, no matter how young she was now, making out with the raven haired rubber boy.