Wendy: Mmm… Coffee.
Erin: What are you doing?! (Looking scared.)
Wendy: What? What's wrong with coffee?!
Erin: Well, when you're drinking it…
Wendy: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
Erin: Sure.
Wendy: I don't!
Erin: Stay away from coffee everyone, or you'll end up like Wendy over hear.
Wendy: I bet you're all wondering why we're doing this.
Erin: Well we're not stalling, if that's what you're thinking!
Wendy: Exactly! Cause if we were stalling we'd be saying the word stalling in every possible sentence, stalling!
Erin: Listen to her; she's half sane, stalling!
Wendy: Exactly, which means I'm only half crazy so therefore you should listen to me, stalling, because I'm only half crazy, stalling!
Erin: Alright, I think they deserve the chapter now.
"Dude, your face looks horrible!" Tyler said loud enough for the whole class to hear than burst out laughing.
The rest of the class crowded around to see the damage.
"Erin, this potion's a little stronger than we needed." Wendy whispered through clenched teeth.
"I know." Erin whispered back with a worried look plastered on her face.
Miley and Lilly turned away in disgust and that was the last straw for Jake. He fled the country in shame and was never seen or heard from again.
The End (Stalling!)
Wendy: We got sick of this story so we decided to end it and that was the easiest way.
Erin: Shut up Wendy! And go take your meds!
Wendy: I don't take meds. (Looking worriedly around the room.)
Erin: Not yet my friend but just you wait!
Wendy: What's that s'pose to mean?
Erin: Never mind. Anywho, that was mean. That wasn't the real chapter. We did that fr two reasons. 1, yes we were stalling. And B, we wanted to make this chapter longer, and that was a really easy way to do so. And I wrote this chapter, s it will be good.
Wendy: What are you saying?! That my chapters aren't good?! Because I left that last cliffhanger!
Erin: Well this next cliffie is pretty good.
Wendy: Well great! Why don't you just tell them that we find out-
Erin: Shut up Wendy and let them read the chapter…
Jake got more worried with each passing second. Finally, he couldn't take it and reached into the pocket of Miley's robes and pulled out her portable mirror. In the process, Wendy nearly feinted.
"No, no, don't look. It's ugly enough, you wouldn't want to break Miley's mirror!" Erin attempted to stall.
When he saw his reflection, he was so shocked that he dropped the mirror, and it shattered.
"See, broken mirror!" Erin ushered at the shards of glass that were scattered around their feet, still attempting to stall.
Miley bent down and pointed her wand at the mirror while saying, "Aculus Repairo."
But before anything else could happen, professor McGonagall came in and started the lesson.
After class, Jake ran out the door and waited for the twins. When they walked out, they tried avoiding him but he grabbed them.
"I should probably turn you in for trying to prank me, but I love the outcome."
By now Wendy had gotten over the shock, mostly.
"Yeah, well we just need to get better at spells, right Erin?!" Wendy asked sharply.
"Sorry! I've never done potions before. And Snape's really boring." Jake let them go and they all went to get ready for their next class.
Over the next couple of weeks, girls flirted with Jake, Wendy and Erin practiced spells and Miley and Lilly noticed that Ginny was constantly writing in a diary.
One day, when Erin and Wendy noticed for the third time, Ginny writing in her diary.
"Erin, we should sneak into her room and see what she's always writing. Of course, we'd need to wait for everyone to leave the room." Wendy suggested
"I don't know. Isn't that like breaking and entering?" She asked concerned.
"Not if we're concerned for someone's health." Wendy argued.
"Well… ok." She said, curious as to what the Gryffindor place is like.
So after a few days of planning, and finding a list of passwords that some 2nd year lost, they managed to get into Ginny's room without anyone noticing.
Wendy scanned the room and noticed a little black book on a bed at the end of the room. She ran over to it, but tripped on a trunk. It had been slightly open, and a blonde wig fell out.
"That's Miley's trunk. Why would she have a blonde wig?" Erin wondered out loud.
After a moment of pondering, Wendy shouted, "Erin! Miley has leukemia!" suddenly she got a scared look on her face.
Wendy: Now it's time for cake! (Grabs cutting knife)
Erin: No coffee!
Wendy: please?
Erin (ignoring Wendy): Now see, wasn't my chapter better?
Wendy: Shut up Erin!" (Still facing the cake.)
Erin: Why should I?
Wendy: I'll tell you why! (Turns around still holding knife.) If you don't shut up… you won't get any cake! Oh yeah! I went there!
Erin: Well, what kind is it?
Wendy: Chocolate.
Erin: I'm not in the mood for chocolate.
Wendy: Well than that seals it! You aint getting any of MY cake!
Erin: I thought I told you no more coffee!
Wendy: My coffee!
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