The Spicer Monologues

By: CrystallicSky

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any money off the writing of this.

Warnings: Language, sexual situations/implication, etc.

Notes: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT- this story is part of a collab with Silvarbelle, in which she wrote as Chase Young and I wrote as Jack Spicer for an entire year of 'diary' entries. This project is already entirely finished on both of our ends. However, both on my deviantART account and my Fanfiction account, I am only posting this half of the story to roughly the midway point. This is because, for various reasons, Silvarbelle and I have decided to showcase the Diary Project exclusively on LiveJournal, at least in its completely finished form. See the A/N for more information.

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1/9/09-

Today was…horrible.

Way too many Shen Gong Wu. Fifteen too many. Guess how many of those I won, by the way?

Zero.

God dammit.

I feel like total crap. It seemed like a Wu was going active every two hours since four in the morning until now (I don't know what time it is, but I know it's late), so I've been running all over the world today, on maybe three hours of sleep, and I've got nothing to show for it but a ton of bruises and sore spots.

I got that tingly feeling a bunch of times today, too, so guess who must have seen me fuck up spectacularly and repeatedly?

I think I'm just going to go cry somewhere until I either fall asleep or stop being ashamed of myself; whichever comes first.

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A/N: Continuing on from the above notes, this story will only be available in its entirety on LiveJournal. The Spicer Monologues (this half) can be found at tech(UNDERSCORE)lord dot livejournal dot com. Chase Young's Diary (the counterpart to this half) can be found at dragon(UNDERSCORE)lordcy dot livejournal dot com. In order to be able to read, you must have or make a LiveJournal account, which is completely free to do, and friend both journals so that I may friend you back. This was a safety filter meant to keep it so that only people who want to read (AKA, those who won't flame or report the story because they don't like it) can read. After you friend the journals and are friended back, all of the entries from both Jack and Chase's diaries will be available to you.

Other than that, I have nothing to say but I hope you enjoyed the story! :D