Hi again! Hi hope you'll like this one-shot too! ^^
Buuut, before you start reading, I wanted to know if someone could help me correcting my mistakes before I post a new chapter... If I can have a beta reader. So that my English will improve!
Oh and please help me to find a theme, so that I'll have a lot of ideas :D

Kishie ows Naruto ^^


Dare


"I'm bored." Kiba yawned and oddly his dog Akamaru did it too. "There's no girls available for me."
"What are you talking about?" Naruto asked, sitting on the grass. He watched him, questioning. "I thought you were with Ino."
"Tch, not anymore. She pissed me off. I broke, and she wanted it too so..."
"Oh. Nice." Naruto sarcastically replied.
Kiba glared at the Jinchuriki. "Don't play the expert. Before Hinata, you were alone!"
Naruto grinned broadly, "Normal, I only love her!"
"But of course! You forgot Sakura?"
"She's only my teammate. Hinata is going to be my wife!"
"Wife?" He laughed out loud, "not possible."
"We'll see, Kiba. Hinata loves me. And I love her too."

"..." Neji was trying to meditate but with those two morons who were unnecessarily talking next to him, it was really complicated.
Especially if they keep talking about his cousin. In front of him. He knew that Naruto was someone respectful and that he would never harm Hinata, but it still bothered him that Naruto was with her.
He sighed.
"What do you think about Sakura-Chan?" Naruto continued, looking for a girlfriend for his friend. "She's pretty, right? And since Sasuke is gone, you've got your chance, man."
"Sasuke or not, she still loves him. And pink has never been my favorite color anyway." Kiba mumbled, sighing. "No, I need someone stronger, but still pretty. Someone happy and smiling, but serious when needed. Someone like..."
Their eyes suddenly opened widely."TENTEN!" They shouted in a single voice. "Oh yeah, she's really pretty."
"She should let her hair down..."
"But still, she's sexy."
Neji, this time, froze. He was stunned but didn't let it show. He slowly opened his eyes and stared directly at Kiba, falsely relaxed. "What did you just say?"
Naruto and Kiba exchanged a tense look. It was always stressful to be under those Hyuuga eyes.
"Err," Naruto said, carefully choosing his words before speaking. "Tenten's cute. Don't ya think?"
Cute is an understatement, he thought as he grumbled but, instead, he said, "I never said that she wasn't." He took a deep breath and clenched his teeth. "What do you want to do with her?" His eyes locked in Kiba's, who immediately felt the danger.
"Nothing!" He exclaimed, quite alarmed, frantically waving his hand. "We just said she would be a good girlfriend for... Me." He swallowed, hard.
Neji, flat-footed, was speechless. He think a moment, and when he get what he was talking about, he suddenly get furious. Tenten and Kiba? No way.
"Tenten's never going to go out with you," he said dryly, clenching his fist.
"Oh yeah... ?" Kiba said, perplexed. He looked at Naruto who frantically shook his head. "Why that?"
Neji's mind were empty when he answered, "Because. She's already my girlfriend."

"..."

Naruto and Kiba opened their mouths, eyes wide open; they were surprised, stunned, bewildered, anyway: they froze without saying anything, shocked.
They looked a little stupid, but Neji perfectly understood them.
The prodigy was apparently calm, but inside it was another story. Himself he was really shocked by his words. He was wondering why the hell had he said such a bullshit? Why him, the HYUUGA prodigy, had wanted to punch Kiba hard on the face when he was talking about his teammate, even if he was saying nothing wrong? No answer came to his head - he felt very stupid for that.

"Seriously?" Kiba managed to ask at least two minutes later, while Naruto's mouth was still open. "And uh... since when?"
"A week at least" Lying was not very complicated. He quickly came up with an idea. "We wanted to remain secret but... you forced me to confess."
Kiba, rather embarrassed, looked at his friend who was still frozen. Kiba frowned and gave him a sudden punch on his shoulder, "Shut your mouth, jerk, you'll catch some flies!"
"Ouch, whats your problem - you want to fight?" Naruto said, as if by reflex. He shook his head, clearing his mind. "Oh, sorry. SO YOU AND BUN GIRL TOGETHER?" He screamed then, and Neji loudly growled, "Damn, will you shut up? What don't you understand in the word 'secret'?"
"Sorry sorry..."
"Tch."
Kiba didn't look happy. At all. Actually, he was watching Neji, frowning. His jaw clenched, his hands closed in a fist.
Neji watched him without saying anything. Was he jealous? Neji smirked.
"Prove it," Kiba suddenly challenged. "Prove to us that you and her are dating."
"And why should I?" Neji asked, perfectly calm. He crossed his arm over his chest. "I have nothing to prove."
"If you don't," Naruto said, pointing him, "We'll tell everyone in Konoha that you and Tenten are dating."
There, Neji thought seriously, he was in trouble. Because if those two cretins were telling everyone that Tenten was his girlfriend whereas she wasn't (yet), it would be: one, greatly annoying, two: the shame of his life.
He took a deep breath and wondered if he wasn't going to punch them hard on the face without mercy, so that they'll learn something but it would only confirm their suspicions. His lavender eyes looked up to Naruto - who immediately froze – and looked at Kiba, who was watching him angrily.
"Fine," he agreed in a cold tone. "I agree Inuzuka. What should I do?"
It shouldn't be hard, he thought.
Except that when Kiba started to explain his instructions, Neji had only one word in mind, which was immediately "Holy Shit."

Holy shit indeed, because he, who never swore had to admit that the word was perfect for his situation, so that he had only that word in mind.
"Shit, shit, shit, but why the hell did I do that?" He was asking himself, making his way to Tenten's home. It was midnight, and there were not many people outside, except some drunken one.
Neji growled when the wind blew. It was autumn, and it was pretty cold. He was only wearing a light sweater, and damn he should have bring more.
If his reputation wasn't in danger, Neji would've been in bed, warm under his duvet, sleeping. Unfortunately he had no choice.

He sighed, thinking back to what Kiba had said.

"Your mission is not very complicated, Hyuuga," said the dog-man, smirking. "All you'll have to do is to go to Tenten's room around midnight-"
"Why midnight?" Neji had asked, with a murder glare.
"Well, to complicate things Hyuuga. Anyway, even if you wake her up, you can say that it's a surprise. If she really loves you, she will be very happy, right?"
"Hn." Asshole, he thought.
"Wait, I'm not finished yet." Apparently, it was greatly amused him. "You're going to kiss her and take a picture of it."
"What!" Neji shouted, completely disgusted. "You're disgusting, Inuzuka. I won't do that."
"We need a proof! Remember what we'll do if you give us nothing. Tenten wouldn't be upset, you know. If this is the kiss of the great Hyuuga prodigy, she will be really happy! Especially that you're her boyfriend, so no problems."

...Yeah. That was the idea that Inuzuka had as a proof.
It was more an idea for crazy people who wanted to die!
Bothering Tenten at night and kiss her - just the fact that he kisses her without her agreeing was crazy – was like digging his own grave! Then take a picture of it? Neji knew very well that she hated to be awake for nothing.
He would admit that neither did he. He promised to go punch Inuzuka after. And obviously take his revenge, yes.

He soon reached her house and climbed up to reach the window of her room. Fortunately, he noticed that Tenten wasn't asleep yet. He could perfectly see her through the window of her room. She was sitting in her bed and was cleaning one of her katanas.
He observed her, seeing her indulge in such a task with as much determination, with a straight face, bitting her lower lip. Her chocolate hair were down and fall freely over her shoulders. She was wearing a white tank top and shorts that showed her looooooooong legs, and Neji couldn't help to find her so beautiful in her night clothes.
He sighed. Tenten...
He ended up knocking on the window, and Tenten raised her eyes to him. "Neji?" She said, surprised, before reaching the window to open. "What are you doing here?"
Digging my own grave, he thought, entering her room. Except that he remained silent. Seeing her like this, in her pajamas with her hair down was like seeing another Tenten, a more vulnerable Tenten and more feminine. Nevertheless he shouldn't be fooled by appearances. She was going to kill him once he had finished his task.
Tst, what was he afraid about? He was Neji Hyuuga, afraid of nothing.
"Neji? What's wrong?" She inquired, worried because he was only looking at her, silent. Her cheeks were a little pink.
Neji took a step toward her, "Nothing is wrong, why?" he was now close to her.
"You come to see me at night for nothing?"
"Not for nothing. I wanted to see you, that's all." He shrugged. It wasn't a lie. He missed her, he must admit it to himself.
Tenten looked surprised; she widely opened her brown eyes. "Really?"
"Yes."
"Oh." She blushed, before quickly saying, "Are you thirsty? I'm going to see if there's something in my fridge."
"Just water then."
But when she passed in front of him, he smelled the scent of her shampoo - peach - and he couldn't help but caught her wrist, and bring her against his chest. He was really addicted.
He sighed. Now that he standing was there, with her right next to him, why not telling her the truth about his feelings?
"Tenten, wait." He tightened his grip, holding her wrist. "I have something to tell you."
"Yes?" She put a little strand of her beautiful hair behind her ear. "What's wrong, Neji?"
Neji watched her a moment in silence, admiring her face. Her eyes, her hair, her lips...
"You know you should let your hair down more often?" He said, fighting the urge not to run his fingers trough it. "You're prettier like that."
"Whaaaaat?"She blushed deeply," What're you saying Neji? Hey, are you sick or something?"
"No, actually I..." He took a deep breath, looking at her big chocolate eyes that he loved, and ... GO SAY IT! NOT EVEN THREE WORDS! (yeah, his mind was yelling to him sometimes.)
"I think I fell in love with you."
Oh God, he thought, not at all proud of his words. And they call you prodigy?
It was silent for a moment before Tenten spoke.
"Oh my" Tenten let out in surprise. She blushed. "Oh, Neji ... I ... I love you too," she added in a tiny voice. "A lot."
Neji's heart stopped, and he looked at her lips before slowly pressing his own on them. He caught her lips in a brief but tender kiss, taking his time. He stroke her face as he said, "Good night, then. See you tomorrow."
"Good night... Neji."
He was on the windowsill when he turned, "Oh, and Tenten?"
"Yes?"
"There's still practice tomorrow."
"Raah!"

He chuckled and went away, but when he reached the Hyuuga Compound, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't taken any pictures. He growled, he had totally forgotten it. Oh, well, he didn't give a shit. At least, he thought, now, Tenten is my girlfriend. Which means that my lie became true.
His girlfriend. Damn it sounded good.
Now he had a good reason to break Kiba's head the next day. Reaching his large bed, he smirked, thinking of his revenge.

"So Neji? Show me this picture!" Kiba said, the next day.
Kiba came in the end of their training, and Tenten was gathering her affairs before leaving while Neji was meditating, as usual. She raised an eyebrow. "Which picture?"
Kiba widely smiled at her, "Hi Tenten. Hey, you look great with your hair down."
Tenten unconsciously passed her hand through her hair. You know you should let your hair down more often? You're prettier like that.
She felt her heart beat faster. This morning, she had only his words in mind. Oh and not forgetting, "I think I fell in love with you," that kept echoing in her head. Oh God! A dream came true! And that kiss... she felt herself blushing.
That's why she had let her hair down this morning. But seeing how her hair had disturbed her during the whole training with Neji (despite his feelings, he had been ruthless and had beaten her seven times) she decided to tie her hair into a ponytail next time.
"Oh, thanks you Kiba." She replied. "What picture are you talking about?"
"A photo of your kiss with Neji," he replied with a confident smile.
"What!"
"Yeah. Apparently, you two are together, right?"
Tenten clenched her fists, "What does that have to do with you, Kiba? Why do you want to see this? YOU PERVERT! Wait till I catch you! FUMA SHURIKEN!"
"Uh oh." Kiba began to run, "Akamaru hurry up! Follow me!"

Neji opened his eyes and chuckled. "And this is only the beginning of my revenge. I'm taking care of the end."


End! So, how was it? I hope that it was enjoyable. I don't really know how it sound in English, I hope it's not too weird.
I see you silent reader!
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~Mayou