I changed my Pen Name from Moyashi-Shio to Shio-Sempai

From now on the AN will be at the end of the chapters!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Avatar: The Last Airbender!


He really didn't want to go back to that place, but what else could he do? His time limit was up, she would be waiting for him to return with his... his s-s-student...

The toad sage, one of the three legendary Sannin and self-proclaimed super pervert Jiraiya was as good as fucking dead when he arrived in Konoha!

Why was he 'as good as fucking dead'? Three years, three fucking years and the white haired man still couldn't find his bloody apprentice! Why doesn't he just keep looking for the blond gaki? Well... Today was the day that he had said that both himself and his student would be back in Konoha, both himself and his student...

Jiraiya's mood went from bad to worse to completely fucking horrible as he entered the village hidden in the leaves and headed towards the Hokage tower. The toad sage was really worried about his apprentice, the Akatsuki were supposed to start moving soon and even with his spy network the pervert still couldn't find the boy who would now be sixteen years old... After leaving the Wave country three years ago the self proclaimed super pervert had been unable to locate the blond gaki anywhere, well anywhere that was allied with Konoha. For all Jiraiya could know the damn gaki could be in Iwa scaring the hell out of everyone because he looked so much like his father, Namikaze Minato, the fourth Hokage and the yellow flash! The super pervert had a hunch that the gaki wasn't there though, two and a half years ago the toad sage had decided to ask the toads for help but when he had summoned one it had said that it couldn't tell him the gaki's location because the gaki had requested that they not give it away. But... 'Was Naruto even alive anymore?' Pushing those kind of thoughts aside the white haired man had arrived at the Hokage tower. Gulping and gathering up all of his courage the toad sage jumped up to the hokages office window. Perhaps it would be better if he found a nice place for his grave first? Nah!

As soon as he opened the window a fist found itself less then one inch away from his precious face. The white haired man decided to ignore this fact and decided to play it by ear.

"Jiraiya! What did I tell you about coming in through the window!? I almost punched you, with all my strength as well..." Came a cheerful female voice. Shit, Tsunade-hime was in a good mood and probably because she was expecting to see the blond gaki... Remember to keep calm Jiraiya, keep calm.

The toad sage came into the room and, as he was walking towards the front of the Hokages desk he said in a shaky, nervous voice.

"H-h-hi Ts-Tsunade-Hi-hime... I-it's b-b-b-been al-along t-t-time!" Damn it! The toad sage had thought only that Hinata girl from the Konoha twelve could stutter like that! Shit! Shit and Shit! The toad sage was quickly loosing his calm and he saw the fifth Hokage raise an eyebrow.

"What wrong Jiraiya? Are you ok? And where is Naruto? I had though that he would be with you. Is he out getting ramen first or something?" Ok, the toad sage had now completely forgotten about keeping calm and he shouted in fear and panic.

"I'M SORRY TSUNADE-HIME! THE GAKI RAN AWAY FROM ME THREE YEARS AGO AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIM SINCE!" The Hokages desk was broken into two when Tsunade-Hime hit it.

"WHAT!?"


After an extremely one sided battle between Tsunade Senju, the slug queen and Jiraiya, the toad sage that had been located in the hokages office Jiraiya was completely covered in bandages, feeling pain all over his body. That had been hell for the toad sage, it was like all of those nightmare he had had all in one, luckily -or for him, unluckily- either no one had heard his screams or no one could be bothered to check on him. All Jiraiya wanted to do right now was get the fucking hell away from Konoha and Tsunade, defiantly Tsunade-Hime!

"So Jiraiya, what happened exactly to cause Naruto to -as you put it- run away?" Alright! Time for the self proclaimed super pervert to explain what had... happened... 'I'm going to be hospitalised after this aren't I?'

"Well you see Tsunade-Hime, the night that the gaki had run away we had gotten into a little argument about him using the Kyuubi's chakra -the whole reason for the training trip-, this wasn't the first time we had had an argument over the matter. The gaki would always say that he didn't want to use the bijuu's power and that time I had decided to ask why he was so against it, he had said that he wanted to get stronger without relying on the fox. I will admit that I had drunk a little more then usual and it seemed that I had said something to make him leave... Although I still can't figure out what it was that had made him run away..." This was it, the pervert was going to get hospitalised now and nothing could change his fate.

"So... Your admitting that it's your fault he ran away?..." Oh? Maybe luck was on his side, Tsunade-Hime seemed pretty calm.

"JI-RA-I-YA!"

Or perhaps not.


Finished! Timeskip? Correct! I probably won't include many flashbacks into this but I will most likely write another story for what happened in the three year timeskip in full! (Well mostly, I'm not going to write what happened evert day!)

Another short chapter with Jiraiya! Poor poor Jiraiya~! Thank you all for the favourites, follows and Reviews! They are all greatly appreciated, especially the reviews, reviews give me inspiration and motivation! So please Review! Constructive criticism is welcome and I'll answer any questions one may have about the story!

The organisation within the Akatsuki idea I wrote about in the AN of the last two chapters... I have yet to decide on a name or a fourth member so suggestions would be greatly appreciated! I don't intent to have the fourth member an OC.

Also! Mission recommendations would be greatly appreciated, or perhaps there is something from a filler or movie that could be used? I'm not going to just rush forward with the storyline! I want to space it out a little.

- Shio