Hydro: I is working on this at school! (Written on Monday to show you guys I'm actually writing!)

Sarge: Yay! Not.

Hydro: Thanks! You bastards left me for the party.

America: How is Barry?

Hydro: Oh, umm I don't want to talk about that.

Sarge: Why?

Ichigo: Grimmjow went a little coo coo bananas and sorta clawed his face, very badly.

Rukia: Well that sucks.

Hydro: Yes it does.

Maddie: *In a corner fuming very pissed.* Oh Morgan, you ready yet?

America: Ready for what?

Hydro: For me to die.

America: Ah.

Dem: Hey guys! What's up!

Hydro: Okay who keeps loaning my writings! STOP WRITING YOURSELVES IN!

Sarge: Maddie didn't write herself in.

Hydro: I did! Cause I'm an authoress and I decide who gets written in.

Maddie: Oh Morgan!

Hydro: Shit.


'Ya comin' king?' Shiro asked.

'When everyone gets here Shiro,' Ichigo responded.

'THAT'S LIKE IN FIFTY YEARS FROM NOW! THEY'RE NEVER ON TIME!' He yelled back, causing Ichigo to get a major headache.

'I know that, but deal. How much longer till Aizen gets here?'

'An hour, so you better hurry up.' Shiro's voice stop echoing through Ichigo's mind, so he assumed that he was done.

"Kurosaki." A voice brought Ichigo back to reality. He turned his head to his side to see, 'Oh shit, when the hell did they get here?' Ichigo thought, the group that was behind him was Urahara, Yoruichi, Chad, and Uryu. Ichigo gulped and smiled, while closing his eyes, his hand reached for the back of his head to end up scratching awkwardly.

"Hey guys, long time no see," he said slightly laughing.

"Kurosaki~Kun!" Urahara said in his sing song voice. He shunpoed over to Ichigo's side and put his arm around his neck. "How have you been Ichigo?"

"Good, I guess. Who told you guys about ya know to come here?" Ichigo asked confused on why the fact that they were here.

"Well I have my sources." He responded and he shunpoed back to his little crowd of humans. Yamamoto stepped forward from his Shinigami Captain group.

"Kisuke Urahara, why are you here?" He asked his voice booming through the room.

"Ah, Head Commander, oh well I had permission to come here by one of my sources."

"And who would that be?" Urahara was about to answer as his mouth opened, but was interrupted when another voice answered for him.

"That would be me, Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto." A new voice said coming from the door way. He entered the room followed by Rukia and Shiro.

"Well that was a quick change Rukia," Ichigo muttered upon seeing her, she looked toward him.

"It's only been ten minutes, idiot." Rukia turned her face back to stare in front of her.

"Then state who you are. It's rude to address someone without telling then who you are," Yamamoto said.

"Right, right, well I am, Luke Urahara." Gasps were around the room, while Ichigo, and Rukia looked pissed. Shiro smirked and walked towards Ichigo.

"Well King, it seems like I have won, you and Queen have to pay up." Shiro put his hand in front of himself palm outstretched, implying he wanted something.

"Okay if I lose anymore money today I'm going to be pissed." Ichigo said pissed. "Wait!" He looked towards Luke. "Luke are you really Urahara-sans brother?" Luke shoving his blonde bangs out of his face put a smile on his face. He also took out a certain item.

"Correct Ichigo! I was wondering how long it would take you to figure it out. You know you really are an id-" He was cut off as Rukia and Ichigo hit him, Ichigo the stomach, and Rukia the back.

"Oh, Queen you gotta pay too." She grumbled as she and Ichigo got their wallets out and handing Shiro ten dollars each. "Thank you! Now get your damn Captains King and bring them to the War Room, we have to go now."

"Fine, I still gotta wait for some certain people." Shiro nodded in understanding, but before he left he threw Hiro in the room and Shi followed behind. Shi and Hiro went right over to Ichigo, Hiro sitting, Shi standing. Luke went over to his brother and hugged him. Ichigo knelt down to Shi's level. "You know what to do. Go get them," he whispered to both. Hiro nodded and stood up from his sitting position. Shi looked down at the floor, ears folded back.

"Awww is Shi a wittle scared?" Hiro asked laughing at his comment. Shi looked back up and was pissed, she was gritting her fangs, or teeth what ever you want to go on. Anyway Ichigo still crouched down put a hand on her head, comforting her slightly.

"Come on Shi, your the first animal to be a Lieutenant. Be proud, this battle will be like all the others. We'll win." Shi looked up at him, she eyes shining with a new fire, she nodded and clawed open portal. The portal was pitch black with the occasional grey specks floating around.

"Lets go you bastard of a wolf." Shi said as she entered the portal, Hiro followed behind.

"Fuck you bitch." Hiro said as he stepped in the portal, Shi as a response bit his ear and made him bleed. "AHHH YOU FUC-" He was cut off as the portal closed.

"I really have got to train that wolf better manners." Ichigo said he finally stood.

"Yes you do." Rukia responded to his out loud comment. Ichigo turned around looking at his new soldiers, the humans that are his friends.

"Kurosaki." Uryu said stepping in front of the group of humans. "This is where you have been? And you've been alive this whole time?"

"Yes, is it that obvious, I'm standing right in front of you," Ichigo responded back.

"Don't get cocky. Do you know how worry we have been? Even Orihime, it tore her apart. You couldn't at least called 5 long years of knowing where you were and you didn't come to us, we waited."

"Wait, wait hold up! How did you know anyway? That I was alive, I mean."

"You can pin that one on me," A voice said from the shadows. The figure walked to Ichigo, it was Renji. Instead of wearing the formal captain haori he was given he now wore a crimson red haori, clearly matching his hair.

"Oh and quick question, why the hell is this red? Were you doing laundry?" Ichigo laughed awkwardly.

"Yup you know I can't do laundry right, so how am I pinning this one one you what did you tell them?"

"The first year you were gone I told everyone in the human world that knew you and had a friendship that you were alive. But, Kisuke, you already looked like you knew, and you did too Yoruichi." Ichigo and Renji's heads turned to their side to look at the two.

"Luke told us!" Kisuke and Luke smiled. You could defiantly tell they were brothers, both blonde hair, the same color, green on their outfit. Luke wore no hat, but Kisuke of cource had his on. Kisuke sunk to the floor starting to weep he clung to Lukes pants.

"Oh little brother how long has it been!" Luke joined him on the floor weeping as well.

"Too long big brother!" Ichigo started to laugh, Rukia was snickering, and Renji just started, as well as everyone else in the room.

"Yup, defiantly brothers." Ichigo said in defeat. "No wonder why he reminded so much of Urahara-san."

"Kurosaki~san! Call me Kisuke now, you have two Uraharas in here!"

"Fine, ugh where is everyone!" And by everyone, he meant the rest of his captains, and Hiro and Shi with the reinforcements. And his answer was answered as he was thrown across the room and hit the closest wall. He was hit by a tall women with long blue green hair, with a realistic-like skull on top of her head. The skull was missing four teeth it had sharp curved horns on the side of the skull, and a crack running down to her forehead, which turned into a scar and went down to her nose. A crimson line stretched horizontally across her face, below her eyes. Her eyes were a warm hazel nut brown. Her clothing was inappropriate, it was a short top just being able to cover her bust, and a short shirt that could almost show her, well you kinda already know, and it showed alot of midsection. A black number 3 was imprinted on her back. She held a Zanpakutō in hand.

"Oh no Ichigo!" She yelled charging over the rubble where Ichigo's body made on impact. She dug him out and started shaking him non stop. "Ichigo! Ichigo please wake up!" She yelled only causing her to only shake him back and forth even more.

"Neeeeeeelllllll, stttttooooppp shhaaakkiiinnnggg mmmmmeeeeee." Ichigo said, and she stopped released him and he fell backwards on to the floor again. Nel yelped and jumped in surprise.

"Oh great you've shook him to death nice one on that Nel." A very tall and muscular male with short light-blue hair said taking a spot next to Nel. On the right side of his cheek held a jaw piece that looked like bone. He had a hole in the middle of his abdomen, and on his back he had a large scar with a black 6 on top of it. He had blue eyes with green lines below them. He wore a white jacket that's ragged with an upturned collar the inner lining was black, and rolled up sleeves. He had normal baggy hakama tied with a black sash. His chest was exposed due to his choice of clothing. His smirk that he had on his face widened more and more. Out from the rubble a cero was aimed at the man, but was shattered by Natalie.

"REJECTION!" She yelled smiling, Grimmjow thank her in silent words and she nodded. She stomped over to the rubble where the battered Ichigo was, she reached down and pulled him up by the collar of his blue haori. "NO HURTING GRIMMJOW! I thought you said you wanted as much help as possible, hmmm?" She punched him in the stomach and he fell to the floor.

"Two for two, damn it." He cursed under his breath. Then another person pulled him up and it was Sara.

"Well since it's a hurt Strawberry fest I'll join." She also punched him in the stomach. Now his lower abdomen was screaming. Morgan appeared out of the punching squad of mayhem.

"Okay no more hurting the berry." She said picking him up. He brushed his pants off.

"I see your coke has worn off."

"Hell ya it has!" Ichigo glanced around the room, he found all his captains, and reinforcements were there. Hiro and Shi had done their job well getting the mini army of Arrancar. Other than Grimmjow and Nel the other Arrancars stood off to the side with both Hiro and Shi. His head turned to the Japanese Shinigami to see their hands on their hilts ready to attack the Arrancar. Ichigo put his hand in defense.

"Stop. they're on our side. Rukia take everyone to the War Room, Shiro is waiting, I have to talk with a few people. Luke, Kisuke, Byakuya, Uryu, Chad, and Yoruichi could you please stay behind. Everyone else your dismissed." Rukia nodded and waved or everyone to follow her. When they left, and the people that were asked to stay, stayed, they came all to the center of the room.

To be continued in the next chapter...


Hydro: How was that? Good bad? Explained thoroughly? Also next chapter will be talking in junk, BUT they will meet Aizen. Then after that, well, of course battling, duh.

Sarge: It's 12 am in the morning.

Hydro: See what I do for you people! And I'm glad I'm skipping school tomorrow well today! Anyway yes see I said I'd update!

America: You can't keep half your promises.

Hydro: I try at least.

Ichigo: Hey where did Maddie go?

Hydro: Uhhh, no where.

Rukia: Did Grimmkitty appear again?

Hydro: Maybe...

Sarge: That's a yes.

Hydro: NO IT ISN'T!


Yay! Another 2,000 words! Thank you guys so much for reviewing, please be patient I SWEAR NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE MORE INTERESTING! Also sorry for spelling errors...