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Chapter 9- Dear Diary

Emmett

Nessie, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TELL EDWARD ABOUT THIS!!!! He was getting suspicious about what I was writing and what you were reading. He tried to read it but I tackled him and told him I was writing in my diary. If Edward finds out I'm teaching you how to skip school I'll be ripped to shreds.

Anyway, back to teaching my favorite niece how to be as cool as me.

Ok, so I'm moving past the acting crazy stuff. If I remember some more I'll tell you.

The stuff I'm about to tell you is really hard to do. You need me or Alice to help you with this one. This takes lots of planning and precise timing.

THIS IS REALLY DANGEROUS!!!!!!!! If your dad finds out I'm teaching you how to skip school AND play with fire/explosives, he'll rip me to pieces, put me back together, rip me apart again, and burn me.

Ugh!!! Edward is coming so I better put away my "diary."

I'll get into the fire later.


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