A/N: Not full song becuase I thought it was funnier to end as it did. It's more IZ than doing the whole song. Besides it's a really long song.
Parody of 'Be Our Guest' from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Requested by Night-Walker.
Waffle Test
Zim (talk):
GIR! It is with deepest confidence,
and greatest pleasure that I make a new plot tonight,
This one will certainly work then I can relax.
Hey what are you doing over there anyway?
Oh no! Waffles!?
Zim (sing):
No… Not… yet!
My tallest!
Someone save me from this pest!
GIR: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, master,
Zim:
Advanced? I'm not impressed…
The waffles
taste ok,
But he makes them every day!
Try to fix him,
flip some switches
I don't eat them?
he gets visious!
He will scream
He will cry,
GIR: Look my Master! I made pie!
Zim:
When he's cookin' here he'll never let me rest…
My scheme on hold, Gir F You!
One more bite and then you'll
So get it!
Zim is best!
GIR: WAFFLE TEST!
Dib:
What was that?
What'd he say,
about making plots today?
Zim:
Must prepare, GIR QUICK LOOK THERE! Time for me to run away!
Gir: Master's alone! He must be scared!
I'll get the waffles all prepared!
Dib: This is stupid
Gaz: Quit complaining
This is kind of entertaining
Zim: This is bad, must think quick
Smelling waffles makes me sick
And it's all a total waste,
That you can bet,
Come on, irk's sake, think fast
Gir's a pain in the ass,
What to do next
Would be best
to force Dib to eat the rest
Gir: Waffle Test! Waffle Test! Waffle Test!
(Gir walks dramatically up to the screen)
Live is so Unnerving
For a Robot who's not serving
He's not whole without a squrrel to wait upon,
Ah those good old days when I had tacos
Suddenly those taco days are gone
Ten Years I've been rusting!
Needing so much more than dusting!
Zim (talks): Gir what are you talking about I just did maintenance on you this morning…
Gir (talks): Oh yeah…..
Zim: Greasy, dumb and crazy
GIR: SQUIRREL WALKED IN A BROUGHT A DAISY! (smiles stupidly as Zim stares at him)
Zim (talks): What?
Gir (bangs on his head and screams): Weeehhoo WAFFLES! (he tugs at Zim's arm)
Zim (stares at him then shrugs): Yeah ok.
(Zim and Gir walk off screen)
Dib (talks): …well that was stupid.
Gaz (talks): It's Zim. What did you expect? (walks out of room playing her Game Slave2)
Dib (talks): Yeah I guess…
