Title: Round One
Pairing:
Ed/Russell
Author:
Lynx212 aka OnyxLight
Words: 193
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Al comes over at Ed's request and what he finds is as funny as it is sad.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I make no claims of ownership even if that fact makes me sniffle.


"If you put a curve there it will become unstable," Roy sneered.

"If you don't it will be useless," Russell countered.

"Better useless than dangerous."

"It would only be dangerous to an alchemical moron."

"What are you trying to say, Tringham?"

"I think I made my point loud and clear, Mustang."

Al looks from the squabbling duo to his brother, "They've been like this for how long?"

"Going on three hours at this point," Ed replied.

"You want me to try and reason with them?"

"Nah I'll come have dinner with you and Wrath if you don't mind. I don't think they'll even realize I'm gone. I just wanted you to see what I was dealing with. "

Al looked from Roy to Russell then back again. It was at this moment he realized they even argued in the same manner. Swift cunning intelligence paired with juvenile barbs. Outside of the obvious annoyance, it was quite the show. They'd have to bring Wrath back with them after dinner. A show like this deserved to be watched with loved ones, over Daifuku and green Tea. With that decided, the brothers turned and left room.