Jack: I didn't realize how far behind I was in the questions!! Enough stalling though!! Let's start with Mikenator:

YEAH! I'm back! Zim and Tak- What would it take for a human to be considered your equal or even a match for you? If you're gonna say it's impossible don't answer it. Tallest Purple and Red- Does the Massive have ship hangars? If it does, would you be prepared if one of your enemies were brave enough to pull an Independance Day on you? Oh, and Jack, here's a sound-proof room. (Builds it in like 5 seconds) You can lock characters who yell alot into it. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Zim: So, I don't answer it if I'll say it's impossible?

Tak: That's what he said.

Zim: Oh. Guess I'm not answering it.

Purple: No, the Massive doesn't have hangers. We teleport ships into the Massive though.

Red: And so, if our enemies DID pull an Independance Day on us, we obviously wouldn't teleport them in-

Purple: And we'll blow 'em up instead!

Jack: Oh-my-gosh...THANK YOU!!!! Gir, there's a whole bunch of tacos for you in that room over there!!

Gir: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! TACOS!!!!!!!

Jack: -locks Gir in soundproof room- Finally!!!

Zim: You just better hope that nobody makes Gir scream again. That room might fall apart.

Jack: Yes, I can only hope. And next is from Zim'sMostLoyalServant:

Okay, first I have a general question for any of the Irkens-what is the sqeedlyspooch for? None of the fanfics I've read can agree on that. Some authors thinks that it's the Irken equivelant of a stomach, while others think it's like a lung or a heart. So, what does it do? Now, a more personnal question for Gaz-WHY THE HECK NOT!? You and Zim have so much in common. You both hate Dib in particular and the rest of humanity in general, and you are both-in a word-evil. Sure Zim is "special", but he is a genius in a unique sense of the word. Togethor, you could actually take over the world. Just think about it.

Tak: Our squeedlyspooches are for all of the above.

Zim: The lower part of the squeedlyspooch serves as a stomach, the middle part serves as lungs, and the top part serves as a heart. It's much bigger than what was seen on TV.

Gaz: I'll say it again-NO. Ask me again and I will rain doom upon your evil ZAGR loving heart!!

Jack: Plus, someone gave her a chainsaw so, watch out!!

Zim: I am a genius!! HA!

Jack: Sure you are. Now, onto the questions from prettilitTLepoison:

heres a very intriging question for the zimmeh! yes i called you zimmeh, zim!! haha.. anyway my question is this: what if when you came to earth, dib was still crazy and a paranormal freak (i love you dib!!) but instead of trying to stop you, he would try to help you? do you think you and him might become friends.. maybe more? a question for The Almighty Tallests: considering there are very few females on Irk, as I've heard, is it possible that everyone on Irk is Bisexual?! even though i am sure you guys do not have sexual organs.. hm, do you? (jhonen says you don't but i think your hiding.. hmm?!!) and one more for zim: would you rather kiss Purple, Red or Dib... PICK ONE DAMNIT!! ...cough.. ahem! sorry, im very fan-girlish today!

Zim: Don't-call-me-that EVER again!!

Jack: Ha! That's funny!! Everyone should start giving you different nicknames!! They're hilarious!!

Zim: SHUT UP!! And...If the Dib-human really wanted to help take over Earth and it wasn't some kind of trap...then maybe. And NOT maybe more!!!

Red:...There are plenty of females on Irk!! Not many wanted to be Invaders though so, they all stayed home.

Purple: I don't think anyone's bi. And yes, we have sexual organs.

Zim: NEITHER!!!

Jack: Keep screaming like that Zim and you'll be in that sound-proof room next!!

Zim: Okay, sorry! Just don't send me in there with Gir!!!

Jack: Alright, alright. Next questions from jellymaster:

Red: FINE! If you just GOTTA have doughnuts! Here's a lifetime supply. And share them with the soldiers on the Massive. Don't you know there starving!?? Oh yea, let Purple have some doughnuts, too. I like stuffed animals of any kind but; I HATE DOLLS! They creep me out more than PRaZR does. And let me tell you, THAT IZ couple idea is REALLY SCARY! If you don't what it is, look it up on DA. Here's a Barf Bag just in case. Purple: Are you and Red REALLY brothers? Because you two don't look alike at all. Although you two DO enjoy a lot of the same things. ANSWER ME! I didn't type this in for NOTHING! btw, I'm not THAT crazy since the Mountain Dew affects wore off of me, but I'm still a MADLY INSANE Purple fangirl! Zim and Dib: You two wouldn't kill me if you knew I was currently working on a ZADF story, would you? Gir: Do you hate Minimoose? Because in the script of the episode "Nubs of Doom", Zim loved Minimoose more than you. DO YOU!?? Zim: Were you and Skooge really friends back when you two were cute wittle smeebies? Because some IZ fansites claim you were. And another thing, does Skooge SERIOUSLY live in your basement!?? It said so in the script of "Nubs of Doom". Dib: Do you hate Proffessor Membrane because he isn't home a lot? Gaz: Do you really hate Dib that much? Sure his voice fills you with a terrible rageIf you don't answer, I'm not even gonna bother trying to threaten YOU with Cutie Cashew Bear. You'll probably eat him or rip him in half.hides Cutie Cashew Bear Tak: Harsh. Good thing Zim didn't hear you. But was Zim REALLY that much of a nuisance back when he was younger on Irk? And do you REALLY have to hurt me because I'm A ZATR fan? I've made any stories yet! Zim: Do you know who your Mom and Dad are? Do Irkens on Irk even HAVE parents? Or is DNA just taken from any male and female and put into DNA Donor machine and a smeet is born after a while? I heard something like in a couple scary ZADR stories. That's all for now! BACK TO THE UPDATING OF MY IZ STORY "The Arising of The Deliscously Evil Mutant GingerBread Men of Toxic DOOM!"

Red: Yaaay!! Donuts!!!! -starts stuffing handfuls into his mouth-

Purple: Fine, we'll share with everyone else.

Jack: Those romances are really scary!!!

Purple -swallows mouthful of donuts- Yes. We are brothers.

Red: We look alike!! What are you talking about? We just have different eye colors and voices, that's it!

Purple: Um...I'm glad I have a madly insane fangirl.

Zim and Dib: YOUR WHAT?!!?

Gir -from inside sound-proof room-...

Jack: -sighs- I guess I'll have to open the door. -opens the door a crack-

Gir: ME AND MINIMOOSE ARE FRIENDS!!!!!

Jack: -quickly closes door before Gir could say anything else- answer you question?

Zim: Nobody was supposed to see those scripts!!!!! Yes, skoodge does really live in my basement and yes, I liked minimoose a lot more than Gir in that episode because Gir was seriously gettin gon my nerves!!

Dib: No, I don't hate my dad. He's just really busy, that's all.

Gaz: Yes I do. Very much.

Tak: Yes sadly, I have to hurt you. But not right now. And he was a bigger nuisance than he was right now.

Zim: See? I've changed then!!

Tak: Yeah right.

Zim: -glares at her- Irkens don't have real parents. The closest thing we have to a parent is that cold, unfeeling, robot arm.

Jack: Darn. I thought I'd have time for one more question but, since I don't, we'll finish the rest tomorrow. For sure!!!

Dib: Now watch. Your gonna get so many new questions that you WON'T be able to finish them all!

Jack...Dib, please go into the sound-proof room.

Dib: What?! Why!?

Jack: Because I know what Gaz means when she says your voice fills her with a terrible rage. It does that to me too. Now go!!

Dib: -sighs and then walks into soundproof room where Gir is screaming about how good friends he and minimoose are-

Jack: ALL questions should be answered by tomorrow! Promise!!