Warnings: Swearing, slight fetishism... vomit.

I'm fairly certain this is the longest chapter yet.


Glasgow smile (plural Glasgow smiles)

A facial scar received from being cut on the edge of the mouth, resembling an extended smile.


WEAK SMILE

The blond girl whose name was apparently Ino said she had a boyfriend, but that did not stop her from flirting with Hidan through the rest of class. Normally this would have bothered him, seeing as she had one of the most annoying voices he had ever heard, but he found that he was able to put up with. He had the feeling that if he were sober though he would have smacked her a while ago.

She flipped her hair and kept smiling and sat with her arms pressing her breasts together.

Hidan thought she looked like a whore, but didn't say that. Instead he just grinned back and looked her in the eye and winked every now and then, which made her giggle when he did it.

(He may have been a crazy motherfucker demented freak, but he could be charismatic when he wanted to be.)

When class ended he grinned and asked if maybe he could see her after school. She giggled and said she really shouldn't because she had a boyfriend. Anyway, she said, she had dance practice.

Hidan almost frowned, but then she said maybe he could come, after all, her boyfriend wouldn't be there and maybe he would see his friend Kakuzu, because sometimes his cousin TenTen made him come because he was her ride.

Normally Hidan would never go to see some preppy bitches dancing like sluts, but he thought of Kakuzu's face and smiled at her and said he would love to.

At lunch he hid in the bathroom and drank some more of his schnapps, which he was beginning to grow quite fond of.

He saw Sai at one point, with his new boyfriend, some blond bastard. Sai purposefully ignored him, and Hidan tried to think of some act of vandalism to commit against the two of them.

By the time it was the end of school and he met Ino, who dragged him to the gymnasium, he was beginning to feel sick. He should have known that the schnapps would turn on him.

But he only had to hang out in the gym with preppy girls who all looked at him funny (except for Ino who kept batting her eyelashes at him), before a girl with brown buns on each side of her head ran in apologizing for being late, followed by him.

Kakuzu stopped short when he saw Hidan across the room. Hidan grinned at the scarfed man and winked.

He was not at all surprised when Kakuzu stormed over to Hidan as the girl who was apparently his cousin went to the group of girls.

"What the hell are you doing here?" he snapped. "You are fucking stalking me aren't you?"

"Now why would you say that?" purred Hidan, not phased at all by the man's killer glare. "For your information, I was invited by Ino." To elaborate his point he gave Ino a little wave, which she giggled and returned.

"Pretty girl huh? Your cousin, what did Ino, say, TenTen? She's pretty cute too." Hidan grinned at Kakuzu, and he saw him twitch visibly.

"...Can I speak to you outside?" said the tall boy finally.

Hidan was honestly a bit confused by this. He did not know what the boy wanted; he had not expected this. Then again, he was not entirely sure what he had planned to happen.

So he grinned and stood from the bleacher he was sitting on and picked up his backpack. "Sure," he said, and followed the man out of the gym and around to the back of it, a deserted place that Hidan was familiar with, having stayed there while skipping multiple times.

"So, can I help you wi-" Hidan started to speak, but was suddenly cut off as Kakuzu grabbed his throat and shoved him against the wall, pinning him about a foot above the ground.

Hidan tried to shout, but Kakuzu's grip at his neck left that as an impossibility, a few gurgling noises being the only thing he could produce now.

Suddenly Hidan felt fear shoot down, his spine, but that wasn't all, he felt something else, something pleasantly familiar.

"Look here you little freak," growled Kakuzu, looking truly threatening. "I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, but I am sick of your shit."

Hidan started clawing at Kakuzu's hand, but his hand's were bigger and stronger than his, so all he could really do was scratch at the skin with no avail. In other news, the familiar feeling had moved from his spine to lower areas, and Hidan could barely believe it himself, but this was actually getting him hard.

"I want you to leave, me my cousin, and all of her friends alone. I don't know what the hell you want with me, but this is it, alright psycho?"

Hidan tried to gurgle some more, pushing at the hand around his throat again.

The next thing he knew Kakuzu had dropped him on the ground, and he immediately started coughing painfully. "B-Bastard!" he coughed, crawling to his knees, doubling over.

Kakuzu snorted. "Please, you probably enjoyed that you sick fuck."

Hidan would respond, but all of a sudden about a day of peach schnapps and nothing else decided to come back off, and Hidan was vomiting on the ground.

He heard Kakuzu make a noise of disgust and begin to walk away.

"Wait," gasped Hidan, the combined effort of catching his breath and emptying his stomach winding him, and he lifted his head to look at the retreating form of Kakuzu. Then he smiled weakly. "Did it ever occur to you that maybe I just like you?"

Kakuzu stopped for a moment, then he kept walking away.

Hidan did not let his weak smile go away.

END CHAPTER 8


Now tell me, do you think he's being sincere?

Apparently everyone likes the fact that Hidan is a fucking bastard in this. I wonder why...

To those who said they would like to see a HidanxAkatsuki series, I'm going to do it, so look for that if you are interested. Should be out soon.

Review, don't flame, I always except constructive criticism.