TITLE: Sleepover

AUTHOR: Moonlight Music Mistress

PAIRINGS: NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina

GENRE: Humor/Romance

RATING: Teen

CATEGORY: Naruto

Summary: The Hyuugas are throwing a sleepover!! What will happen? Chaos? Madness? Fun? LOVE?

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"Okay, so what are we doing now?" asked Ino.

Tenten smirked. "Quite obvious, Ino-chan. Quite obvious."

"OOH!! OOH!! Truth or dare!!" Sakura cheered.

Tenten shook her head no. "Later, guys!! Promise!!" The other girls sulked.

"Be right back!!" Tenten ran into the kitchen and poured some food into a bowl. She then brought the bowl back into the huge living room. She also put tin foil over the bowl so no one could see what was inside.

"S-so what are w-we doing?" asked Hinata.

Tenten pulled out a kunai and aimed it at the light switch, and then the lights went out. She also took the tin foil off the bowl.

"BEDTIME?! Are you insane? It's only two in the morning!!" yelled Naruto.

"No, not bedtime..." Tenten sinisterly mumbled. She then aimed a kunai at a flashlight, and the flashlight came over to her. She faced the flashlight up, turned on the flashlight, and shone it in her face. "Scary stories, anyone...?"

Half the gang jumped up in surprise, and some just smirked.

"That could work," Sasuke grinned. Neji nodded, even though no one saw his nod.

"Okay then. Everyone grab onto something...this could get ugly..." Tenten smirked, her flashlight shining on her face.

Tenten started her story, and the only light in the room was from the flashlight. She told the whole thing with mystery and quite eerily. "There once was an incredibly evil demon who went by the name of Hyaku. He was the most wicked, bloodthirsty, vile demon one could imagine. Now, the demon Hyaku roamed Konoha's streets a long, long time ago. However, even after his death, some still say that his soul roams the village, looking for victims...right around this time of night."

Tenten could hear a couple gasps. She knew she was doing a good job.

Tenten smirked and continued her story. "Now, this demon Hyaku is quite a malicious demon. What he does to his victims is...he KILLS them and EATS their HEARTS!! As a matter of fact...AAH!!" Tenten clutched her heart and dropped the flashlight. Everyone else was too frightened to pick it up. "I-it's HYAKU!! Urgh!! Away, demon!! I-AH!! H-he...HE HAS MY HEART!!" Tenten gasped, holding up a fake heart and pretending to be dead on the ground.

"TENTEN!!" Neji shouted.

Then, Tenten made her voice sound deeper, to make it sound like Hyaku was talking. "Do...not go near her. She is dead. Why don't you have a snack instead?"

Everyone but Tenten, who was stifling MAJOR laughter, reached into the bowl and all shrieked at the same time. "AAAHHHIIEEEEK!!" they all yelled. "IT'S THE HEARTS THAT HYAKU STOLE!!" screamed Sakura.

"WHERE'S TENTEN?!" Neji yelled.

Tenten got up and turned on the light and turned off the flashlight. She was dying laughing. "Right HERE!!"

Everyone else looked at the fake heart that Tenten was holding. "I knew this would come in handy sometime. Those 50 cents machines aren't too worthless, after all!!"

Ino gasped, holding on to Shikamaru. "B-b-b-but...what about the hearts we grabbed?! In the bowl?!"

Tenten chuckled. "Take a closer look at those "hearts", please!!"

Everyone looked at the "hearts". They all gasped, and then started laughing. All except for Neji.

"GENIUS, Tenten!! Using peeled tomatoes as hearts is SO great!!" Everyone was laughing except for Neji.

"Why did you scare me, Tenten?" Neji solemnly stated.

Tenten chuckled and put a hand on Neji's shoulder. "Neji, Neji, Neji. It was JUST a story. Sorry if I scared you."

"Okay...just don't do it again." Neji looked away.

Tenten grinned. "Will do."

After that, everyone started eating the tomatoes. "So...w-what's up?" asked Hinata, still grabbing onto Naruto from the story.

"Nothing much, you?" Naruto replied. "Um...Hina-chan?"

Hinata blushed. "Y-yes, N-Naruto-kun?"

"Um...well...eh? Never mind." Naruto stuttered.

Hinata looked away. The others just glanced quizzical glances. They knew what was up.

"So...what should we do?" Shikamaru asked.

"I dunno," Neji replied.

"Not helping, Ruthie!!" Tenten cheered, smirking.

"I know what we can do!! We can learn how Neji got the nickname Ruthie!!" Ino cheered.

Neji groaned. "Well, we've been stalling awhile, Tenten. We might as well tell them."

Tenten smirked. "All right then!!"

"Okay, so we went on a mission to escort some lady named Ruthie to Suna for something. So I said, 'Ruthie, what do you need in Suna?' and then Neji answered. I asked him, 'Is your name Ruthie?' and then Lee said that Neji looked like a Ruthie. I agreed, and that's the story of Ruthie!!"

Naruto chuckled. "Okay then, Ruthie."

Tenten snarled, "HEY!! Uzumaki, only I can call him Ruthie!!"

"I don't WANT to be called RUTHIE at ALL!!" Neji complained.

"And I don't want to have a demon emo serial-killing life-ruining bloodthirsty evil cloak-wearing village-abandoning fish-befriending mind-torturing clan-murdering freak who rubs everything in my face for an older brother, but tough crap," you know who replied.

"Sasuke, why are you complaining about that crap TONIGHT? It's a night of FUN!!" Sakura cheered.

"Yay. Woo-hoo. Being with you losers in a giant mansion with a broken window, an oversized living room, and about 18 extra unneeded bathrooms is my fantasy every night before I go to sleep."

The girls all chuckled before Hinata spoke up.

"U-um...I have an i-idea..."

"Ooh!! What is it, Hina-chan?!" Sakura, Tenten, and Ino asked.

Hinata just smirked. "Y-you'll see..."

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THE EVIL CLIFFY HAS RETURNED!! BUAHAHAHA(coughcough)HAHAHAHA!!! Eepers!! I didn't like that chapter much, but whatever. I had to get a scary story chapter in somewhere, and people have asked me about the whole "Ruthie" thing, so I decided to explain that in this chapter. Now I have an idea for a scary story for my next sleepover. The demon Hyaku!! Tee-hee!! Review please, CYA!!