PENNY JACKSON vs. PIPER MCLEAN!
Percy: Bro
Jason: Bro
Penny: Broooooo...
PIPER
Miss Beauty Queen here,I'm the pretty one yo
Sure I may have a charmspeakin' voice and if you ask me 'So?'
It's because I'm powerful,not just in beauty
You've got nothing but kelp,while I've got all the booty
You say that you're as old as time well think again
My mom is older than you my dear friend
I heard that Zeus broke up you and Apollo
That is just so sad,that explains why you're loco
Cuz' anyone who's got a brain wouldn't have the guts to step to me
After all, you think love is free
Apollo: Wait,what is she talking about?
Penny: THAT'S IT!
Percy: Uh oh
PENNY
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO STEP TO ME
An airhead with a fighting grade of 'F' deficiency
You've got no skills cuz' you're focused on your looks
Comparing you and me you look like a shnook
I've heard your voice,it's like the bite of a cookie
But inside it's all burnt, I'm speaking about your personality
You say you're pretty,but I say I'm hot
So when you sweat you'll ask me to step outside you piece of snot
And so what if Zeus erased Apollo's memory? Well it's easily seen,
That you rubbed your dad's mind,Tristin McLean
Percy: Woah
Apollo: Dad what is she talking about
Zeus: *sweatdrops*
PIPER
Nice one Jackson,you almost had me
Well if you did you'd be pretty lucky
But that will never happen,go back to your underwater palace
Cuz' that place is like Wonderland my dear Alice
Cuz I'm Love's daughter b*tch,and I know what love is
You think it's just a date and maybe a French kiss
I can charmspeak anyone,and it always impresses
You're just someone who controls snow and never tastes success
PENNY
That's right. I can control snow
Yet I'm daughter of water,so you're under my control
All you have is one stupid charmspeak power, and that's hardly legit
You look pale would like to sit?
I sling unforgettable verses of rap to those who get in my way
Dear me you look speechless,forgot what to say?
I am single strong n' sassy and so independant
You are fragile like a princess while I've got no dent
So step aside Pocahontas go somewhere you won't be seen
You're one tribal princess I'm a motherf**king queen
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
REVIEW AND YOU CHOOSE!
