PENNY JACKSON vs. PIPER MCLEAN!

Percy: Bro

Jason: Bro

Penny: Broooooo...


PIPER

Miss Beauty Queen here,I'm the pretty one yo

Sure I may have a charmspeakin' voice and if you ask me 'So?'

It's because I'm powerful,not just in beauty

You've got nothing but kelp,while I've got all the booty

You say that you're as old as time well think again

My mom is older than you my dear friend

I heard that Zeus broke up you and Apollo

That is just so sad,that explains why you're loco

Cuz' anyone who's got a brain wouldn't have the guts to step to me

After all, you think love is free

Apollo: Wait,what is she talking about?

Penny: THAT'S IT!

Percy: Uh oh

PENNY

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO STEP TO ME

An airhead with a fighting grade of 'F' deficiency

You've got no skills cuz' you're focused on your looks

Comparing you and me you look like a shnook

I've heard your voice,it's like the bite of a cookie

But inside it's all burnt, I'm speaking about your personality

You say you're pretty,but I say I'm hot

So when you sweat you'll ask me to step outside you piece of snot

And so what if Zeus erased Apollo's memory? Well it's easily seen,

That you rubbed your dad's mind,Tristin McLean

Percy: Woah

Apollo: Dad what is she talking about

Zeus: *sweatdrops*

PIPER

Nice one Jackson,you almost had me

Well if you did you'd be pretty lucky

But that will never happen,go back to your underwater palace

Cuz' that place is like Wonderland my dear Alice

Cuz I'm Love's daughter b*tch,and I know what love is

You think it's just a date and maybe a French kiss

I can charmspeak anyone,and it always impresses

You're just someone who controls snow and never tastes success

PENNY

That's right. I can control snow

Yet I'm daughter of water,so you're under my control

All you have is one stupid charmspeak power, and that's hardly legit

You look pale would like to sit?

I sling unforgettable verses of rap to those who get in my way

Dear me you look speechless,forgot what to say?

I am single strong n' sassy and so independant

You are fragile like a princess while I've got no dent

So step aside Pocahontas go somewhere you won't be seen

You're one tribal princess I'm a motherf**king queen

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

REVIEW AND YOU CHOOSE!