One day hirez janitor and co founder of tetris esports "jung jung" was cleaning some spoons
He was then inspired to make a character with no skill whatsoever because why not
Later that day he had a game of counter strike and realised that the xm shotgun was fucking annoying as shit
He then said to ceo "nub nub" "ecksdee meme lets give a champy wampy 2 xms and make him gay like his weapons"
"Shit dude that sounds fucking fantasmispasticenthusamablastic"
"Mate it was a joke"
"Fuckoff and go clean a spoon you cabbage man"
This was how lex was born
Lex eyebrows legendary god of social justice warrioring and that fuckwad who uses the xm in gold nova games loved having slow walks on the beach with former handsome man and cowhead androxus until he got green eye disease and lex thought he was into edgy cosplays which scared him and made him run away
He also thought androxus wanked too much and now had a rock for an arm but that seemed pretty normal to him
Lex was also one of those kids who was too enthusiastic in law school and recited the whole constitution if you drank water the wrong way or ate a sandwich from the bread corners
He was also that kid at the shooting range who took 2 m4s and pretended he was global elite master guardian 4 only to shoot a tree behind him and become a human fidget spinner
Speaking of fidget spinners did you know lex was a fanboy of man who has big shoes and sad cosplayer of the grim reaper "reaper mccreeper" from triple a fps mmorpg online pong remake "overwatch"
This was also why he was gay for androxus but did not like the edgy fashion sense and the green eye disease because he thought they made him look like a failed darth vader from star wars lego
Lex was also one of those special people who makes minecraft youtube sensational lets plays and pretends to be admin on big lad servers like "mineplex" and "18bigcraftsex" even though he couldnt get out of spawn and still died in safe zones
He is also mutual friends with half furry girl and loli who licks her arms "maeve raeve" because of how many times she tried to steal baguettes from angry french people and going into pharmacies only to realise they have no miracle pill to grow by 10 cm in 4 seconds
Lex didnt mind maeve much because he didnt like eating baguettes but was very angry when maeve commented "ecksdee urmum" on his minecraft le epic unfunny moments stream and proceeded to play musical hit sensation and competitor of bohemian rhapsody "mc mental at his best lyrics" during his stream which was why now in every paladins match and case involving a man stealing peoples shoes all he could think of was "bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi move it all bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi"
