Round 9
BuddyJack: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Tonight's show is in fact going to be as horrendous as the previous ones, that you can be sure of. So I say we should get this underway as soon as possible by first taking a look at the scores. Larry Butz is far behind with -1200 dollars.
Larry: Hey man! Where are the chicks? Nick said that there would be chicks! Why did you lie to me, Nick? WHY?!
BuddyJack: (Makes an odd look at Larry) Okay. Next is Donald Duck in second place with -850 dollars because whenever he gives out an answer, he quacks out like a rabid duck, and I could not understand a word he said.
Donald: Well excuse me for having a duck bill for a mouth!
BuddyJack: Your whole family has duck bills, yet I can understand them just fine.
Donald: (Sizzles with anger) Why you doggone... $%¥€!##...!
BuddyJack: (Makes an odd look) I'm sorry, I didn't get that last part. And I don't think I even want to know. And in first place with -400 dollars... Rainbow Dash. (Fans cheer as Scootaloo shouts "Your awesome Rainbow!")
Rainbow Dash: (Makes a murder smirk) Hello Jack...!
BuddyJack: (Makes a bored and nervous expression) Isn't that a fine way to greet friends.
Rainbow Dash: Shut up! Your no friend of mine! In fact, who the #£%% wants a £&€¥&$$ like you for a friend?!
BuddyJack: (Gets mad) Hey now, that is uncalled for! Just don't use any offensive language, young mare!
Rainbow Dash: Usually, I keep promises, but in your case, I'll make an exception!
BuddyJack: Right...! Let's take a look at the categories for Double Jeopardy, and they are...
Cartoon Royalty
Pokemon or Digimon
Mole Station Nursery
BuddyJack: I have no idea what that Category is doing up there, but let's just move on.
European Countries that begin with Gre
Is this an Autobot?
The Internet
BuddyJack: And last but not least...
Serial Killers with Striped Sweatshirts
BuddyJack: Ms. Dash, seeing as how you're in the lead, why don't you pick first?"
Rainbow Dash: I'll take Is This an Autobot!
BuddyJack: (Makes a confused expression) For how much?
Rwinbow Dash: I don't care, as long as you give me what you can offer me from it!
BuddyJack: (Raises eye brow in confusion) Um... Very well, if that's your decision. How about 400. Is this character an Autobot? (Shows picture of Blackarachnia) (Larry buzzes) Mr. Butz.
Larry: (Makes a perverted face) Hey! That is one hot babe! Is it cool if I date this one?
BuddyJack: (Makes an irritated look) No it is not cool!
Larry: (Cries rivers of tears) But why...? Why don't you want us to be together...?
BuddyJack: Three very good reasons! One, she's evil, two, she's a machine, and three, you would be dead on the first date!
Larry: (Makes a determined face) Well, you know what? I don't care how bad you make it sound, I will find a way to woe her! I will find a way!
BuddyJack: (Annoyed as ever) Sure you will. (Donald buzzes) Mr. Duck.
Donald: Dezepteacond!
BuddyJack: (Makes a bewildered look) I-I'm sorry, what was that?
Donald: (Gets a little impatient) I said Dezepteacond!
BuddyJack: I-I still can't understand you. (Timer goes off) But it's too late for you to tell me slowly. Ms. Dash, you may pick again.
Rainbow Dash: Alright! I'll take Molestation Nursery for 600! (Laughs hysterically)
BuddyJack: That does not say molestation, Ms. Dash... That is awful and you know that! Let's pick European Countries that begin with Gre for 200. This is the country that has Zues as a god. (Larry buzzes) Mr. Butz.
Larry: What is Greasland!
BuddyJack: (Makes annoyed glare) No. That is awful. (Donald buzzes) Mr. Duck.
Donald: Uh... Greenland?
BuddyJack: Close, but no. (Rainbow Dash buzzes) Oh goodie...! What does Rainbow Dash have to say...?
Rainbow Dash: Great&$$land! (Laughs)
BuddyJack: Very hilarious, Ms. Dash. Let's go to The Internet for 400. And it's an Audio Daily Double, so you have to listen to this music and tell me the name of this song. (Plays Angry Video Game Nerd theme song)(Donald buzzes) Mr. Duck.
Donald: Why the heck is there curesing in this song, huh?! And why would anyone allow a buffalo to take a dump in his or her ear?! Whoever wrote this song is really messed up in the head! (Timer runs out)
BuddyJack: That's very fasinating, Mr. Duck. Anyone else? (Rainbow Dash buzzes) Ms. Dash.
Rainbow Dash: It's A Small World!
BuddyJack: Uh... no.
Rainbow Dash: #% it!
BuddyJack: Like you were even close. (Larry buzzes) Mr. Butz. (No answere) Mr. Butz? (Still no respons. Timer runs out) And your an idiot. Mr. Duck, you pick this time.
Donald: I pick Pokaman or Dijimman for 200.
BuddyJack: (Makes a confused look) I'm sorry?
Donald: (Get's impatient) I said Pokaman or Dijiman!
Buddyjack: If your saying Pokemon or Digimon then let us choose that. I'm going to show you a picture and tell me if it is a Pokemon or a Digimon. (Shows a picture of Gardevoir.) Is this a Pokemon or a Digimon? (Larry buzzes) Mr. Butz.
Larry: Hey, hey, that beautiful creature reminds me of a lovley lady I once knew. Jenifer... She was a looker. You would've liked her if she were here today.
BuddyJack: (Annoyed) That's very nice, Mr. Butz, but do you know what this creature is?
Larry: An angel guardian...
BuddyJack: Close, but no. (Donald Buzzes) Mr. Duck.
Donald: It's a... Um... Uh... Er... Dijiman?
BuddyJack: I'm sorry but that's wrong.
Donald: (Steams with anger) Dog gone it!
Rainbow Dash: You need to watch more modern day shows, dweeb!
Donald: (Glares daggers at Rainbow Dash) Why you lousy, cocky, rebel pony...!
BuddyJack: Moving on, so that we won't have a free-for-all on this set! Mr. Buttz, you may make a choice.
Larry: I'll take Cartoon Royalty for the sake of finding a fine looking princess to date!
BuddyJack: (Glares at Larry with Grumpy eyes) In other words, for 1200. I'm going to show you a picture and you are going to tell me who it is. Shows picture of Princess Celestia. (Larry buzzes) Mr. Buttz.
Larry: (Makes an upset face) Hey, what gives?! You didn't tell me that the princess would be a horse with a horn and wings!
BuddyJack: That category is not a dating website! (Rainbow Dash buzzes) Ms. Dash! I know for sure that you can't possibly get this wrong.
Rainbow Dash: Who is Princess Trollestia!
BuddyJack: (Makes a mad face) You did that on purpose, didn't you...!
Rainbow Dash: (Makes mischievous smirk) You're €^ right, I did!
BuddyJack: ... (Donald buzzes) *Sigh* Mr. Duck?
Donald: Princess Sulestea!
BuddyJack: Could you please slow down your quacking, Mr. Duck!
Donald: (Becomes enraged) QUAAAAAACK! WHAT's THE BIG IDEA OF TELLING ME TO TALK SLOW ALL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD I SAY! I AM SICK OF PEOPLE NOT GETTIG WHAT I'M TELLING THEM! (Breaths heavily after yelling)
BuddyJack: (Raises an eye brow) Are you done?
Donald: Ah, forget it!
BuddyJack: Can this get any more ridiculous?
Rainbow Dash: You mean besides the fact that every answer to Serial Killers with Striped Sweaters is BuddyJack? (Bursts out with laughter)
BuddyJack: Moving on to Final Jeopardy! And the category for Final Jeopardy is... Biography. Oh wait! That's... That's for normal Jeopardy. No, this is not the category! Here's what I'll have you all do. Write down a letter of the alphabet. (Lights dim and they write down what they want.) Write any letter. Any letter at all. It is as simple as that. (The stage lights up) Well, let's prepare for the worst. Mr. Butz, I'll start with you and you wrote... W. Very good Mr. Butz. And you wagered... Chicks...
Larry: So do I win? Huh? Do I, do I?
BuddyJack: (Makes annoyed look) No, you don't win.
Larry: (Makes rivers of tears) Aaaawwww maaaaan...!
BuddyJack: (Rolls eyes) Oh brother...! Mr. Duck, you're up next. And you wrote an A. Excellent. And you wagered... Nothing. Wh-Why didn't you wager anything?!
Donald:(Arms Crossed and turns head away) Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you would think that you wouldn't understand what I wrote down, so I didn't bother to wager any money!
BuddyJack: (Rubs his forehead) Unbelievable...! Ms. Dash, your'er the last to check so let's see what you got. You wrote a V, very good. Now let's see what you wagered.
Rainbow Dash: I'm not sure if you want to look at what I wagered.
BuddyJack: (Makes suspicious look) And why is that?
Rainbow Dash: Just trust me on this one...!
BuddyJack: Shut up, I'm taking a look! (Reveals the rest of what Rainbow Dash wrote and sees that the V fills in the word virgin which was in a sentence that said BuddyJack is a virgin)
Rainbow Dash: (Laughs uncontrollably) I warned ya!
BuddyJack: I shouldn't have fallen for that revers psychology trick. That's it for now, ladies and gentlemen. And I bid you farewell.
(R&R)
