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Installment 9

No More Heroes/InuYasha

Henry Cooldown/Kagome

-O0o0O-

Travis Touchdown whistled appreciatively at the young woman seated on his dresser staring intently at his trembling, unconscious brother. Jeane was happily perched on her lap as the girl lavished the overweight feline with neck scratches and ear rubs. A hot, blue-eyed Asian in a mini skirt with a bow and quiver slung over her shoulder—she had to be an assassin. At least she was pretty to look at.

"Hey," she greeted, looking up at him with a grin, "You must be Travis."

"That's me," Travis answered and placed his hand on the hilt of his beam katana. The girl rolled her eyes at him before she slid off the dresser and landed on the floor in front of him. Jeane retreated to her usual spot on Travis's couch and curled up for a cat nap.

"Just because I'm armed doesn't mean I'm after your rank," she stated with her arms crossed over her chest.

"Really?" Travis replied sarcastically, "A hot babe like you shows up in my room and I'm supposed to believe she's not here for a fight?"

"Trust me," the girl reiterated, "That's not what I came here for." She placed her bow on the floor in a corner. Travis relaxed and moved his hand away from his katana; a true assassin wouldn't lay down his weapon in front of an opponent.

'That doesn't mean she's not dangerous,' Travis thought.

"I have to admit," he began, looking at Henry and then at her, "This is not how I pictured my first threesome."

The girl giggled, placing her small hand over her lips. "I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm sure he would say the same thing." The girl stepped to Henry and knelt down beside him, tenderly wiping his perspiring brow. She frowned at the feel of his slick, flushed skin. She moved the covers away from his body and began unbuttoning his vest.

"Why do that when there's a willing, conscious man right beside you?" Travis asked with a smirk.

"He's too warm," she answered, "He needs to get out of these sweaty clothes."

Travis shrugged and turned away. He did not want to see his brother in the buff. "So you got a name?"

"Kagome," the girl answered, continuing her self-appointed task.

"How about a back story?" Travis added, "How you got here and why you're so interested in my bro."

"This is just a short one-shot," Kagome replied, grinning at Travis's back, "The author doesn't have time to explain all that."

"Sounds like the author's just some lazy fuck."

"If the readers like this story, I'm sure she'll be willing to accommodate them with a longer piece." Kagome stopped working when Henry was fully undressed and pulled the covers up to his waist. She quickly folded his clothes and placed them beside the bed.

"How much longer will he be out?" she asked as she stood to her feet, dusting off her skirt.

"Fuck if I know," Travis replied, "You staying until them?"

"Looks like it," Kagome commented.

"You're in luck. I just got some great shit on video. Let's see where that leads us." Kagome rolled her eyes but followed Travis to the living room.

-O0o0O-

"What the bloody hell happened?" Henry groaned as he slowly sat up.

"Bout time you woke up." He heard Travis call out from his living room; he was seated on his couch watching that ridiculous anime he liked so much.

"You rescued me?" Henry asked in disbelief.

"Fuck no," Travis gruffly responded, "I won my match. Getting you back was an unintended consequence."

"So I don't have to thank you." Henry snorted and looked at the images on Travis's TV with distaste.

"How can you stand watching that shite?" he asked.

"Funny. Your girl seems to like it," Travis innocently mentioned.

"My girl?" Henry repeated, raising a slender brow.

"Yeah," Travis stated and turned to look at his brother, "You have good tastes, bro."

"Do I now?" Henry asked. Was Travis referring to Sylvia? He could care less if he was. But, even thought Henry was completely over the loss of his ex-wife, he wouldn't stand being taunted by his younger twin.

"Tastes good too," Travis added deviously.

"Will you two stop that?" Kagome burst into the bedroom and appeared at Henry's side.

"Kagome, what are you doing here?" Henry asked curiously.

"Sylvia called me," Kagome answered, giving Henry a soft smile.

"Since when are you two on good terms?" Henry asked with snort.

"She's not all that bad," Kagome answered and pressed her hand to Henry's forehead, "You're not hot anymore. Looks like your fever went down." Henry reached up and placed his hand over Kagome's, threading his fingers around hers. Of course, Travis had to ruin the potentially tender moment.

"Something else of his needs to go down," Travis commented and gestured to the tent between Henry's legs. Henry quickly pulled Kagome to his sweaty chest, trapping her against him.

"It does," Henry replied, "Think you could give us a minute?"

"No can do, bro," Travis stated, smirking in anticipation, "It's my bed; you at least have to let me watch."

"Then we'll be sure to give you a show," Henry said with a roguish grin.

"As if!" Kagome shouted and pushed away from Henry. She grabbed his clothes and angrily tossed them at his head. "You reek of sweat! Why don't you take a shower?"

"Of course, love," Henry replied, removing his clothes from his head, "Join me?" He chuckled when Kagome glared, but she went into the bathroom and closed the door behind her.

"So you and her?" Travis asked once Kagome was gone.

"Aye," Henry answered fondly before he turned to Travis with a harsh glare, "Don't go stealing this one or you'll regret it."

Travis stepped back and defensively held his arms. "Wouldn't dream of it. You do know I didn't actually taste her, right?"

Both men looked to the bathroom door with they heard the water start running. Henry smirked before he stood up and entered the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Travis walked back to his living room and plopped down on his armchair.

'The walls in this place are so thin,' Travis thought with a grimace, 'They do realize I can hear them, don't they?'

When a feminine moan resounded through his living room, Travis looked at the box of tissues and lotion next to his chair. It seemed like he'd have to take care of himself.

-O0o0O-

"Took you long enough," Kagome commented when she felt Henry slip inside the shower behind her, placing his palms on her hips.

"Sorry," Henry said in Kagome's ear, "My brother and I were talking."

"I hope you were civil," Kagome said, but she knew how useless it was to get between two rivaling brothers.

Henry turned Kagome around and pulled her close until her breast were crushed to his chest. He leaned his face to Kagome's, his lips hovering just above hers. "Now is not the time to be talking about me baby brother, love."

"I guess not," Kagome replied and closed the distance between her and Henry, pressing her lips to his and wrapping her arms around his shoulders. Henry pulled Kagome to him, relishing in the feel of her soft, slick skin against his.

'You lot better not be expecting to hear her back story,' Henry thought before returning his attention to the lovely woman in his arms.

This game is already full of characters without background stories, so one more couldn't hurt. Besides, Henry had Kagome now and that's all that mattered.

-O0o0O-

punkish furball – That's wrap! For those of you who've never played No More Heroes, they break the 4th wall a lot. I hope you enjoyed! L83R! XD

(revised 08.27.2012)