Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
By: NaruBaby2496
A/N: WAHHH!! I didn't hide the crack good! My internet is officially retarded. Sorry….
Disclaimer: GAAAWDD! No I don't own Naruto.
Random: Erm…cheese is yellow.
Kichiro and Hana-chan are finally together!! (Cha!, my babies growing up…)
Yay! Kichiro's coming! "Kichiro-kun!!" I yell running to give him a hug. "U-Uh…hey Kohana," He stutters with a huge blush. Of course he doesn't want me to see it so he turns his head. "You're so cute, Kichiro-kun….anyway! We, um, how's it going?" Now I guess it's my turn to stutter. "Good, uh, we couldn't f-find the lie detectors. Where are they, exactly?" He asked releasing the hug. (TT Why??) I smile and stretch my back. "In the lake behind our house….Daichi threw them back there, remember?" I answer. Kichiro nods and stares into my eyes. God…he better be zoning out again. "Eh, sorry! I-I just missed you a lot, Hana-chan," He whispers looking down; probably to make his bangs hide his blush. Talk about a man's pride!
"Well, thanks…for missing me and all! Um, you know, I, um, I'm having a party tomorrow and…." I stop once I realize Kichiro is smiling. What is so funny?! "You're blushing Hana-chan, you never blush. I blush…really, when'd you start blushing?" He asks sitting down in the grass. I stare down at him to see if he's waiting for a real reason. Yep—he's looking at me innocently with those silvery-blue puppy-dog eyes that don't stop looking until they get what they want. Well, you know what, you know what; he can keep on looking at me with those eyes like deep water all he wants. I am not going to answer his silly question. Period.
And just so this won't start up; I do know the answer. I just won't say it. Or write it. Or think it. And trust me friends, I will definitely not admit it to who I think you know who. Nu-uh, not happening. I don't even…nope, I do not. No way Mr. Spanish Jose. So, all I do is open my mouth and close it—deciding I better think of something quick. Something that sounds like a good lie…that someone can believe. I'm talking someone like Masumi can believe. That girl gets her facts straight on everything. Everything. This is probably why I should be careful in trying to lie to…this person, he—I didn't think that—this person must've got some fact-checking habit from Masumi. Yeah, can't lie.
I can't just stand here staring into the blue-silver eyes. Those eyes taunt me. They just make me want to dive into them. Every day. Ever since I was twelve. Ever since the day Sarutobi Tsuyoshi assigned teams. Yeah. Ever since whenever this person is around and not around. "Hana-chan, you don't have to a-answer if you don't want to; that was a dumb question!" He smiles. Then he yawns and stretches. Then I see his toned muscles...and force myself not to blush. Man! Why do I try to fool myself? Of course, I know, my dad is Sasuke. It took him more than twelve years to realize he loved Mom. So I could get some of his denseness. True—yeah that could be it. Probably is.
"Hey, Hana-chan! Let's go do something!" He says bouncing up with a smile. "Huh? Won't Dad notice you're gone?" I ask slightly surprised in his sudden jump-let's go-smile-do something-ness. "Nah, I was quiet half the time and like I said I missed you," Kichiro says ruffling his hair. It looked less unruly before; now he had to go and make it look cute-unruly to make me go. "Like a date?" I ask with one eyebrow raised. He shrugs and grabs my hands, "Whatever you want it to be, Hana-chan. Date, friends out for fun, boyfriend and girlfriend on a date….whatever."
Aw, he's trying to be cool and pretend like it doesn't matter to him. "Sure, I should probably tell Masumi she can relax from the army girl mode and chill, though," I answer releasing one of my hands and grabbing my cell phone from my pocket. "Y-y-y-your serious?" I nod as I try to find Masumi's main number in the speed dial list. "N-n-n-o joke? A-are there cameras somewhere?! And you d-don't mind holding my hand?" He continues. "No, I don't mind. I like it actually. Can you check if it's okay if we walk in the front of the shop?" I ask as I wait for Masumi to answer her phone. Maybe this phone of hers was dead. "No, no not at all! I'm so happy Kohana! I-I-I mean, yeah, sure, whatever…" He says walking away with his hands in his pockets.
I inwardly smile, god Kichiro was trying too hard. "Hallow?" Masumi answers. "Finally! Well, me and Kichiro are going out so you can just relax and maybe ask Ryo out….if you like him, that is," I say with a sarcastic tone at the end.
"I do not like Ryo!"
"Then why is he coming to the party with you?"
"Fine whatevs. Um, sooo…you and Kichiro. Never would've thought that,"
"Me neither, really just started to like him—I think."
"You know you liked him since, like, you were a Genin."
"NO! I mean no. I liked him since we were 13, the day I turned a Chuunin."
"Okay, whatever you say. Oh, I got to go, Mom wants to go shopping. Bye!"
"See you."
I hang up the phone and sigh. "Come on, Hana-chan!! Let's go!" Kichiro yells scooping me up and running full speed to the town square. I laugh and lay my head on his shoulder. "Kichiro-kun, where are we going?" He slows down and smiles, "You'll see, relax." He lets me down and leads me into a large building. "This is Konoha's Dave and Busters, the best place in Japan," Not my first guess but he is Kichiro. And Kichiro is the unpredictable.
"Won't we be the oldest people there? I mean…six year olds have fun here," I say grabbing his hand. He shakes his head—no. He must be kidding, right? Right?! Guess not. "It's really fun! Trust me; if I get enough tickets, I'll get you a giant teddy bear," He tries to bribe. Aw, he looks like he really wants to go. "I'll get more tickets than you! Maybe I'll win you a teddy bear, Kichiro-kun!" I smile walking to the games. I turn around to see he's still standing there awestruck. "You coming or not, Baka-kun?"
"No, no, no, no! That was my last life!" Kohana whines. She was playing Pac-Man and about five points from breaking the high score. "Kichiro-kun! This is so much fun! I'm so glad you had me go," She says slipping into the curtain game I was playing. "Glad…hey you beat the high score?" I ask shooting a zombie in the head. I am good. "Nope…five points away, too. But, it looks like you have a lot of tickets," She says with a smile. "Yep—I told you I was going to get you that teddy bear," I sigh. I lost my 'life'. "Sorry Chiro-kun…." She pouts. Wow…she has pretty lips. Whoa, um, male moment there. "Was this a date or…" I start. "'Whatever you want it to be' Kichiro-kun," She smirked.
I blush and think about what Kohana said. Heck, was she flirting? With me?! Man, I'm still shocked she said yes. Seriously, I remember I was Dobe, and Baka and Baka-kun! Not, Kichiro or Kichiro-kun or Chiro-kun! "H-Hana-chan…so…you're serious right?" I ask again. "Uh-huh," Then her soft…pink…lips touch mine. Mine……oh god I better not faint. "Chiro-kun?! Are you okay?" Yep, I'm out of it.
"Daaaad….are we there yeeeeeeeeeeeeet?!" Eiji whined for maybe the tenth time. Figuring Dad hasn't said Yes or No or even Hn that must mean he's zoned out again. "No, we're not Eiji," I answer. Again. Harou, being his oh, so, smart self, just laughed. "Shut up, Harou. With your nerd self," I mutter.
"Just because I read and know what 5+5 is doesn't mean I'm a nerd."
"What're you implying?"
"Nothing. Oro-wannabe."
"What was that little brother?"
"You're starting to look and act like MJ. I think I'm going to go tell Cho the news."
He's going to tell on me? That's nice…..wait. He said Cho…crap. Crap. CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAAAAAP!!
"What the--?! Don't tell Hikari-san…got that?"
"Why, you like her or something? I would've never guessed Oro."
"Harou…please don't tell her…she'll believe you. Don't please…"
He's got me begging. That smart teme of a brother. Aa, I will get him once I…once I….once I tell Mom. Oh yeah, he'll be busted and I will rain in the glory. Ha, I said rain instead of reign! That's funny!! I guess I really am stoopid….oh Kami! I spelled stupid wrong! (Yes, yes, stupids, I am being sarcastic at this point.)
"You're BEGGING?! Wait, wait say it again once I get my recorder."
"I didn't hear that."
"Sure Pinky."
"OH come on! My hair isn't pink anymore. Unlike some peoples."
"I look good with the pink hair; it's not all over my head like some peoples used to be."
"How do you know you look good with pink hair?"
"Girls. Duh, slowness."
"Oooh and that is the universal answer for everything, ne?"
"Ne."
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, NE!! I'm going to kill Harou one day…when he's asleep and having his 'dreams' which always 'come true'. Mom and Dad say that we shouldn't mess with him…and we don't. But he is a lying evil can-evil that is always right! Plus...he is faking. Faking his whole life! Because guess what, I saw him eating a cookie last night and walking without a cast. No, he was not limping. Gr. I hate him. Why? Well, everyone thinks he's the 'prophecy child' because whenever he does practice, he needs to train with his sensei. Stupid, he doesn't even have to try and I have to work my tail off for everything. Everything.
Except for…for being better than Jun. That's a given. ANYWAY, I have officially entered the infamous world of Uchiha zoney-zone out place, so, I can't hear Annoyance #1, 2, and….where's Annoyance 3?! Oh, he better not be with Annoyance 4….that'd be sneaking and me not noticing. Ugh, Annoyance 3 is good. Dumb inheritance he got from The Irritation Dad calls Dobe. Why does everyone hate me this week? It's not like I hate them or anything.
"I was out that long?! A-And you…you Kohana, kissed me?" Kichiro asked me as we walked to 'The Compound'. I nodded and hugged the teddy bear he won for me. "Whoa. T-that's pretty hard to believe, and I haven't fainted for that long since I was six," He said scratching his ear. I remember that. He had been playing outside with Masumi and me, we were playing tag. And you know when you're little you say, 'Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!' I said that to Kichiro and he fainted. It was so hilarious until he was out for more than five minutes and Mom had to help him wake up.
But, Kichiro is Kichiro and he was and still is shy. It's cute though, I mean how he faints and everything! His face is priceless too. "Kichiro-kun, you need to sneak past them again and I have to, too," I remind him and breaking his rant about how long Masumi and talk without breathing. "Yeah, sure, but, they're right in front of us sooooo, what should we do?" He asks pointing forward. Late much. "I don't know! How about you just walk back up to them and say you got lost or something and found me….or something like that," I whisper.
Kichiro raises an eyebrow and stares at me. Man, he must be deaf. "I said just walk up there with me and say you found me when you got lost," I repeat. "What??" Gosh, didn't Naruto tell him that Uchihas don't like to repeat themselves! "I said just walk up there!!" I yell preparing to punch him like usual. "Why'd you yell, they almost heard us! I'm not deaf you know!" He yells a little too loud. "LOOOOOK DADDY!! DADDY!! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD!" And that's Eiji for you. He was jumping and, it would be possible to think he was trained by monkeys.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!" He shrieks with most likely the voice that killed the last cat we had. "What, Eiji?" Dad answers in a calm voice as if he heard none of the DAD DAD DAD DAD-ing. "Th-Koh-Cheese-and th-Dad-and-KICHIRO! Had jelly…fish, Midori….ICE CREAM!" He panicked. All of us (even some old ladies) sweat dropped at my little brother's show. "Erm, Harou? Translation," Dad ordered rubbing his temples. "WAH! OH MY GOD! LOOK THAT WAY!! THE JELLIES ARE HOLDING BREAD!!" Eiji pointed. "What it's just a couple…" Daichi said glancing that way. Harou chuckled and winked at me.
"Ow!! Dad…I think my ankle's out again!" He cries falling to the ground. "Hn. You think you can walk by yourself for five more minutes? We have to go or else we'll be late." Oh, I see what he's doing. Harou is the most awesome nerd ever. "Dad! He's faking! Look, look, stand up you little cheesecake," Daichi says obviously trying to bust Harou's 'secret'. How he found out in the first place is odd. But, I don't really care at the moment. "Kichiro-kun, we should probably be sneaking away now…" I whisper. Then, he does the stupidest thing in the W.W.W (whole wide world)! "Harou isn't faking!" He says grabbing my hand and dragging me to my death.
"You big doofus," Harou mumbles. "H-Hi Daddy! How's it goin'….?" I smile sheepishly. Hehe, no reaction…just staring. "It's not what it looks like!!" Kichiro yells attempting to run. Dad stops him by grabbing his collar. "Kohana Miyako, what's this about?" I'm screwed. My life is screwed again. "The plus side is we don't have to sneak past now, huh, H-Hana-chan?" Dumb Baka! Dumb, dumb, dumb, Baka-kun!
Oh goodness! Kichiro is a true Baka-kun. Wooooooooooow. XD
