A COLLECTION OF DUIS: STIFF IN THE CAR
by an awesome blossom
Sheik plus chai tea equals best ever. Just so you know.
AU Sheik & Zelda. Turn back now because the rest aren't going to make as much sense! The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and co.
"There's a dead person in the car. You know that, right?" Sheik murmured uneasily as they cruised down the highway at eighty-plus miles an hour.
"Sure I do," Zelda said simply. "It's my former self. The one left behind. Surely you know?"
Sheik twitched and had a craving for chai. "Sure... But what of the authorities? How will they take it? I hardly think they'll understand."
"They will if you take the wheel," Zelda smiled from the side and held out her hand in an obscene-masquerading-as-a-polite gesture.
Sheik gulped, suddenly found himself in the driver's seat, and shifted the car from neutral into drive.
