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Chapter 9: Battle on the Bridge
The three Genin watched as the three Jonin took on a horde of Gato's thugs and then their eyes widened when a massive thug snuck up behind Obito.
"Obito-sensei, look out!" yelled Sakura but...too late.
"Wha-GAAH!" cried Obito before a massive warhammer struck him in the mask sending him flying back and rolling on the ground and came to a stop and he slowly got to his hands and knees only...
*CRACK!*
...his mask broke in half and fell off his face and it seemed to fall in slow motion and when it finally hit the ground Obito spit out a wad of blood and got to his knees. Suddenly a thug was in front of him, sword raised for decapitating swing and his eye widened.
'Not again!' was Obito's only thought as he froze in place and closed his eye and he could hear his team's yells for him to move but he was frozen to the spot. He heard the sound of a thousand birds chirping and felt the hot touch of blood splattering him and he opened his eye to see Kakashi standing over the now dead thug.
"Do I always have to save your a$$ crybaby?" joked Kakashi as he helped Obito up.
"I wasn't crying...just...got something in my eye." said Obito wiping his eye and then he turned towards his genin and they were shell-shocked by his face. The right side of his face looked crushed and was heavily scarred, the left had an eye patch over the eye but was overall fine.
"Now that you've seen my face, you don't need to try to find out, but I know someone who's face hasn't been seen..." said Obito with a smirk as he turned from his squad to Kakashi.
"I really hate you right now." muttered Kakashi glaring at Obito as he back-fisted a thug coming up behind him, knocking the thugs teeth out and into unconsciousness.
"GET OVER HERE!" yelled a yellow clad figure as a living spear erupted from his hand and impaled a thug in the chest pulling said thug towards the figure who removed his face to reveal a flaming skull. The figure then breathed fire onto the thug incinerating him before the figure shape-shifted back into Siren.
"YAY! That was fun!" said Siren before he ducked under a spear, yanked it out of the thug's grasp and rammed it into its previous owner's chest, "Don't play with sharp weapons."
"Fire style: Great Fire Annihilation!" yelled Siren as he exhaled a massive fireball that incinerated ten thugs and caught a few on fire. Siren then pulled grenades out of hidden pockets on his vest and cloak and began juggling them as carnival music started playing stunning the thugs.
"Catch a grenade, keep it from going boom, miss and you're an idiot." said Siren before he tossed them into the air and the thugs panicked and charged forward and plowed smack into each other knocking them on their rears and upon the grenades hitting the ground...
*EXPLOSIONS*
"What a bunch of idiots. HHAHAHAHAHA!" said Siren before he ducked under a war hammer and performed a Gyro Jackhammer (Crash of the Titans move) and sent the thug flying.
Obito pulled out a replacement mask and put it on his face, this one had no spiral pattern but was orange and appeared to be covered in black flames and then he pulled out tons of paper bombs from hidden pockets.
"Minefield Great Plain Jutsu!" said Tobi as he dove underground and started placing the bombs around ten thugs.
"It's all set!" said Tobi flashing a double thumbs up before they exploded prematurely, catching him on fire, "OWOWOWOWOWOW! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!"
Kakashi sweat-dropped at Obito's antics before he ducked under a swing from a sword and reappeared behind the thug.
"Thousand Years of Death!" yelled Kakashi hitting the thug in the backside with two fingers sending the thug flying over the side of the bridge and into the jaws of a strangely present shark in the waters below...
The group was so caught up in fighting off the thugs, no one noticed one of the thugs pull Gato up and untie his legs and helping him towards the boat that the thugs came on. Gato leaned against a stone pillar to catch his breath when...
*THUNK!*
...something hit his hand and he slowly turned his head to see his hand impaled by a kunai and stuck to the stone wall and all the color on his face vanished upon seeing the blood from his own hand.
"You're not going anywhere Mr. Gato. HAHAHA!" said Siren before he returned his attention back to the enemy, "Shattered Eye Technique: Death's Insight!"
Gold flames then surrounded Siren and a transparent form of a cloaked bony figure appeared from inside the golden flame circle and outstretched a hand and pointed its thumb sideways before it pointed it...DOWN. A wickedly sharp scythe then appeared in its hands and swung it in a three-sixty degree arc and the thugs who were caught in the swing had their souls visibly removed from their bodies and the souls flew into the bony figure's outstretched left hand before it disappeared and the effected thugs...dropped dead (no pun intended).
The remained thugs (now only in the low teen numbers) began backing away in fear, eyes wide and then Siren turned his attention to them.
"That was fun, but now...it's lunchtime! HAHAHAHA!" said Siren bringing out his claws and charging the scared sh**less thugs. The remaining thugs bolted and ran onto the boat and Gato sweat-dropped as the ninja advanced on him.
"MAAAAAAX!" yelled Gato at the top of his panic-struck lungs.
"Max?" said Kakashi confused.
Suddenly thunderous footsteps were heard and a massive man (that looked more like an ape) appeared next to Gato.
"Yeeeeeees, boss?" said "Max" without moving his teeth.
"Now we know what happened to Max after 'Cats Don't Dance'." said Siren to the audience, breaking the fourth wall...again...
"KILL THEM! AND GET THIS F**ING KUNAI OUT OF MY HAND!" yelled Gato.
"Yeeeeees, boss." said Max grabbing the kunai with his giant hand and gently pulling it out of Gato's hand and throwing it at Mach 10 towards Obito but it phased right through him and imbedded itself 5 feet into the bridge. Max then cracked his massive knuckles and advanced menacingly on the ninjas and he soon towered over Siren.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Max towering over Siren who pulled out a black and white kitten from behind his back.
*Meow*
"[High Pitched] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Max running away like a little girl.
Gato's mouth dropped at that and was going to get on the boat when he noticed...they left without him! He then felt massive killing intent directed towards him and saw Zabuza towering over him. Shadows were covering the Swordsman's face, giving him a dark look as his eyes burned into his very soul and for a second, instead of a man standing before him he saw a demon. Zabuza raised his sword and cut off Gato's arms and then his legs and kicked him into the waters below where the shark ate him.
Several Weeks after the Bridge's completion
The three Jonin and the three Genin began the trek back to the village (Zabuza and Haku had mysteriously disappeared in [not shockingly] mist) and Obito was complaining as to how it felt like his face was smashed all over again due to the hit from the War Hammer.
"Obito-sensei, why do you say 'all over again' and how do you know...?" asked Sakura but then floundered when she didn't know Kakashi's name.
"Kakashi Hatake." said Kakashi with his nose buried in an orange book.
"Long story and if you're wondering, I gave my left eye to Kakashi." said Obito, hands behind his head as he walked.
"WHAT?!" snapped Sasuke enraged.
"I'm called the 'Black Sheep Uchiha' for nothing, Sasuke." said Obito chuckling at his nephew's reaction.
"Hn." was Sasuke's irritated reply.
Hidden Leaf Village; 2 Days Later
Naruto was tense as he walked along the streets, due to his new appearance, and he jumped when a drunk civilian walked up to him.
"Go and die monster! *hic*" said the man in a drunken daze but all the color in his face disappeared upon receiving death glares from the three Jonin.
"I'd be careful what you say to him." threaten Obito, his eye turning into the Mangekyou Sharingan as he glared at the man.
The drunk instantly backed off and ran for the hills and Naruto turned towards his two Jonin sensei and Obito's friend to see them minding their own business and wondered how they did that so quickly.
The team gave their report upon entering the Hokage Tower, given their pay and a few days to relax, and/or train. Unbeknownst to the three Genin and Siren, Obito and Kakashi meet at the memorial stone at the dead of night.
"He really is like Minato in a way isn't he?" asked Kakashi looking at his friend.
"Yeah, but he's also like Kushina with his ramen obsession and the pranks he pulls." said Obito chuckling a bit, "Matter a fact, he got me with a simple chalkboard eraser on top of the door when I entered the room."
"You fell for something like that? A Jonin?"
"Hey, I got you with pee-yellow hair dye when you became a chunnin! And besides, I was late!"
"You're always late!"
"So are you!"
The calm and peaceful night air was broken by the sound of two powerful jutsus colliding with each other and Sarutobi sighed as he was wide awake in the Hokage Tower dealing with a pile of the "dreaded" paperwork.
"Even when you two are friends you always fight...will you two ever grow up? I'm too old for this sh**." said the Third as he sighed again and blew a puff of smoke from his pipe.
Alternate Transformers Universe
A dying Jetfire sneezed.
"Somebody just quoted me." muttered the old Seeker to himself.
END CHAPTER
Hope you enjoyed this chapter and let me clear a few things up.
1) Max is from the movie "Cats Don't Dance" and I gave him a fear of cats because...well...he was beaten by a cat.
2) I quoted Jetfire for fun and Sarutobi is TOO old.
3) I need help with a powerful original jutsu for Obito/Tobi. Please PM with details on said jutsu.
4) Can somebody help with the Chunnin Exams Arc? I know the Orochimaru (please give me correct spelling for the snake's name) vs. Third fight pretty well, but I plan to change it...a bit. Just PM me with the Forest of Death and some of the rounds in the Exam.
5) Sorry for not including Inari but it did happen anyway, I was probably too busy thinking of other things to write it, so sorry.
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