Kyle's POV

I storm out of the school in a huff, feeling extremely upset. How could I lose to Cartman and his stupid turd sandwich? I don't stop until I'm a block away from the school. I don't want Cartman looking out the window and taunting me while I feel like this. I sit on the curb of the sidewalk and bury my hands in my face. I'm just so angry and stressed out about how I'm going to deal with Cartman gloating about this for (probably) weeks on end.

I hear footsteps behind me and they stop just in back of me. Cartman must have followed me here to gloat about it right now. He just couldn't wait.

"So you got the mascot changed to a piece of shit, Cartman," I say, "Big deal, now fuck off."

"It's not Cartman, it's me," Wendy's voice says.

I immediately get up and turn around to give her a hug.

"Oh Wendy, thank god!" I say, "Sorry I thought you were Cartman."

"If that fatass had been walking, you'd have heard him a lot sooner," Wendy gives me a weak smile and a small laugh and I do the same.

"Kyle," she says more seriously, "I'm sorry we lost. But… I just wanted to tell you that, well… I like you as more than a friend. I was wondering if maybe… You felt the same?"

A big smile comes across my face, "Yes Wendy," I tell her. We embrace each other and share a kiss. I run my hands through Wendy's beautiful black hair. We hold each other tightly on this cool autumn day.

"I love you," I tell Wendy after we pull away, holding both her hands and staring into her eyes.

"I love you, too," She says, giving me a tight hug before pulling away to suggest "Let's go for a walk together, just the two of us."

I take Wendy's hand and we start heading further from the school. Let Cartman win his stupid election. I just won the best girlfriend in the world.

The End

Author's Note: For the record, I DO think Turd Sandwich is better than Giant Douche. What did you think of the story? Would love some reviews, thanks for reading!