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Author's Note: Hey Everybody! Another chapter done and is going to treat you guys for a treat of laughter, drama, and Mr. Bang-Bang goodness!
This chapter is more focused on the Warblers than New Directions but don't despair. The next chapter would be heavily focused on New Directions and a crazy argument.
Anyway, enjoy!
Warning: Rated T/M for foul language
Disclaimer: Do I even need to say it?
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Chapter Nine:
Song Suggestions and Jealous B
Kurt Hummel to Dominic Sayver, I had a great time with you at the movies tonight. Even though we watched Black Swan and saw a lesbian scene that will never be erased in my mind. :(
Dominic Sayver: :)It's also stuck in my mind, Little Kurtie. Don't worry. I had a blast with you too! Thanks for coming with me! Good night and have sweet little dreams!
Kurt Hummel: You too! Night!
Blaine Anderson: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!
Kurt Hummel: Woah! Blaine? Its midnight and you're still online...I'm not surprised...Are you YouTube stalking Katy Perry again?
Blaine Anderson: It's NOT STALKING! I just love watching her interviews and music videos...Plus, do I need to remind you what tonight is?
Kurt Hummel: ...shit! *hits forehead with hand* I'm sorry, Blaine! I forgot that it's Sad Romantic Movies Night.
Blaine Anderson: You never forget! Why did you forget?
Kurt Hummel: I was out with Dominic...
Blaine Anderson: Dominic again *insert clench teeth*... I thought you and Dominic are just friends?
Kurt Hummel: We are
Blaine Anderson: Then, why are you going to the movies with him?
Kurt Hummel: *looks very confused* ...because we're friends
Blaine Anderson: *rolls eyes* I highly doubt that. I doubt that as much as I doubt Wesley and David being straight.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, you and me are best friends and we go to the movies all the time!
Blaine Anderson: ...not the same
Kurt Hummel: *crosses arms and raises eyebrows at him* how so?
Blaine Anderson: ...because...it's different...
Kurt Hummel: ...again...how so?
Blaine Anderson: ...because...I'm your best friend...and he's just you're...friend...
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* Blaine, you do realize that we are having a conversation about nonsense, right?
Blaine Anderson: No we're not. This totally makes sense!
Kurt Hummel: *double facepalm* ugh! I'm not having a conversation about nonsense with an obsessed Katy Perry fan that doesn't make any sense. Good night, Blaine. *walks out dramatically*
Blaine Anderson: ...why does Kurt always walk out dramatically?
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David Thompson to Blaine Anderson: Why is jealous hobbit, aka Blaine Anderson, is still so jealous of Kurt's new friend?
Blaine Anderson: David? Why are you still online? Are you watching porn again?
David Thompson: *facepalm* dude! I told you I stopped watching those videos once I started dating Mercedes. That girl would kill me if she knew I watch those things!
Blaine Anderson: *evil look on his face* you do realize that I can use that brand new information in blackmailing you.
David Thompson: ...shit...damn...curse Darren Criss
Blaine Anderson: *smirking* don't say that while Kurt's around, or he'll cut you like a bitch.
David Thompson: Wait a minute...tell Tater Tots about me and porn...I'll tell Kurt about that picture of Dominic Sayver in your room with so many darts on it!
Blaine Anderson: *looks like Garfield on a Monday* you wouldn't dare!
David Thompson: Anderson, you do know I never say no to dares! You remember that dare Trent made me and Wesley do...and by dare...I mean our lips coming together...
Blaine Anderson: And you wouldn't admit that you liked it.
David Thompson: BECAUSE I DIDN'T!
Blaine Anderson: I'll believe that when pigs fly! And pigs CAN'T fly!
David Thompson: Whatever! Now we both have blackmail material with each other!
Blaine Anderson: Damn...I was going to ask you for a favor...
David Thompson: Anderson, if you ask me again if that blue wig of yours looks great on you one more times, I will seriously post the Katy Perry pictures of you on Facebook!
Blaine Anderson: Why does everyone have pictures of me with a blue wig on?
David Thompson: I stole them from Kurt and photocopied them.
Blaine Anderson: ...I hate you!
David Thompson: I hate you too! Though you love me...
Blaine Anderson: Never!
David Thompson: But you do love Kurt?
Blaine Anderson: More than you'll ever realize...
David Thompson: ...well...if it will make you feel any better...I hate Dominic as much you do...
Blaine Anderson:Thanks man... I hate Dominic too.
David Thompson: And by hate...you are totally jealous of him.
Blaine Anderson: Yeah...I more jealous of Dominic than I 'am with Russell Brand and Darren Criss...
David Thompson: *face freaking palm* you're Katy Perry obsession will never cease. I'm so sad for Kurt once you two get together...
Blaine Anderson: And that's a big "IF"
David Thompson: BTW, what was the favor you were going to ask me?
Blaine Anderson: Nothing...it was a stupid idea...it was a stupid nothing...
David Thompson: No...what's a stupid idea is not telling Kurt you love him and now you are in pain to see him in the arms of another man who has flawless hair and who's older than you...
Blaine Anderson: *glares at Dark Chocolate* Shut up! I was just going to ask you if you could get more details about Dominic from Kurt.
David Thompson: *facepalm*Please don't tell me you're going to Google him...
Blaine Anderson: fine, I'll not say I'm going to Google him though I'm not promising. Please man?
David Thompson: You are pathetic right now, Anderson.
Blaine Anderson: Yes...pathetically in love.
David Thompson: I don't know what I hate more...clueless hobbit...or...jealous hobbit...
Blaine Anderson: *middle finger pointed at Porn Addict*
David Thompson: I 'AM NOT A PORN ADDICT!
Blaine Anderson: Right...
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Trent Nicholson to Nick Connors: Hey N! I was wondering if you would like to go with me and watch Never Say Neversince I know you're love for Justin Bieber.
Nick Connors: :) Oh my God! Thanks Trent! Sure! I've been dying to watch that movie for days now. But I don't to watch it alone...I'm already too obsessed...
Trent Nicholson: Cool! See you on the weekends!
Nick Connors: Can Jeff come?
Trent Nicholson: *cough* no *cough* why do you want JJ to come?
Nick Connors: DUH!Because he's dreamy!
Trent Nicholson: Again...no...besides he's just going to eat all the popcorn!
Nick Connors: I'll just buy more popcorn then! :)
Trent Nicholson: *sighs* Fine, bring JJ...
Nick Connors: Thanks Trent! You're the best. *leaves to find Mr. Dreamy*
Trent Nicholson: More like Mr. Ruins-my-plans...I hate JJ...
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Jordan McClaine: is getting double laid tonight! Yahoo!
Thad Stevens: *facepalm*It's still the afternoon and the Warbler practice hasn't began and already you're thinking about what you're doing tonight.
Jordan McClaine: You're again jealous because I'm getting laid. You, on the other hand, have nothing to do tonight but study and be sexless
Thad Stevens: I would rather be smart and sexless than be horny and only thinks about sex like you
Jordan McClaine: Dude, that sucks. Sex always beats intelligence...just ask Paris Hilton!
Thad Stevens: I'm not surprised that she's your idol...
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Jordan McClaine: While you're idol is Albert Einstein...
Thad Stevens: Yes...yes he is my idol. What he contributed to the world will forever change us all.
Jordan McClaine: *facepalm* Nerd...
Thad Stevens: Sex Addict...
Jordan McClaine: At least I get to study the anatomy of the reproductive system of women! Beat that sucker!
Thad Stevens: At least I get to have As in tests without studying! Beat that! :P
Jordan McClaine: ...
Finn Hudson: Dude, you got served by a nerd!
Jordan McClaine: Who the hell are you?
Finn Hudson: Finn, Kurt's brother.
Jordan McClaine: You mean his brother who he is sure is gay too?
Finn Hudson: I'm going to kill Kurt...
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Kurt Hummel: Okay Warblers! I'll be leading this week's Facebook Warbler Meeting!
Thad Stevens: O_O Wes actually let you lead the Warblers' meeting? Has he gone insane?
David Thompson: Thaddeus, you do know he IS insane, right?
Thad Stevens: Insanely in love with Mr. Bang-Bang...YES...but not insane enough to relinquish the authority to lead the Warblers to someone other than himself.
Wes Yang: Thad, I'm letting Kurt lead because of my dream last night...
Aaron Houghston: What dream?
Jeff Jefferson: Was your dream about Chicken Barbeque?
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: about burgers?
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: About thick and juicy steaks?
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: about a river made of chocolate?
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: How about French Fries?
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: Chicken Wings? I always have dreams about Chicken Wings...God I love them.
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: about Tater Tots?
David Thompson: HEY!
Jeff Jefferson: *rolls eyes* the FOOD Tater Tots not the GIRLFRIEND Tater Tots
Wes Yang: No
Jeff Jefferson: What about food on women?
Jordan McClaine: Hey! That's my dream! Wesley, did you dream about food on women? Because that dream is absolutely delicious! :)
Wes Yang: *bangs Mr. Bang-Bang's spirit on Jeff and Jordan's head.* I did not have a dream about FOOD or WOMEN!
Jeff Jefferson: That sucks, man
Jordan McClaine: Totally sucks man
Nick Connors: Did you have a dream about Justin Bieber? Because he's MINE!
Wes Yang: *facepalm* No Nick, I did not have a dream about your love.
Nick Connors: He's not my love. He's my soul mate!
Trent Nicholson: *facepalm*
David Thompson: Wesley, if you had a dream about Tater Tots SO HELP ME GRILLED CHEESUS...I will push a pillow on your face, cut off your oxygen supply, and make it look like an accident.
Wes Yang: David, I will never dream about your girlfriend.
David Thompson: Good, don't you dare try!
Wes Yang: Besides, I don't think she's hot anyway...
David Thompson: *looks like Garfield on a Monday* BLASPHEMY! BURN THE ANTI-TATER TOTS!
Blaine Anderson: Would you two stop fighting about Mercedes?
David Thompson: Wesley, this is not over! YOU HEAR ME!
Wes Yang: Of course I can hear you. You're right next to me!
Kurt Hummel: Wesley, if you had a dream about my Darren Criss, I will take Mr. Bang-Bang's grave and throw it at the sea.
Wes Yang: O_O You wouldn't dare!
Kurt Hummel: I would. No one dreams my Darren Criss except me. HE'S MINE!
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*would this constant asking of Wesley's dream stop already! Wesley, what the hell did you dream about?
Wes Yang: *has a dreaming face* I dreamt about me and Mr. Bang-Bang frolicking through a patch of flowers...
Blaine Anderson: *cough*Super gay *cough*
Wes Yang: Shut up, Blaine! Now...while Mr. Bang-Bang and I were frolicking, he told me to be nicer to all of you, and to start giving you guys more chances to become leaders. Also, he promised he would hit me in the head if I don't act more of a leader to all of you.
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*
David Thompson: *facepalm*
Thad Stevens: *facepalm*
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* I can't believe you're following the advice of a gavel. A dead gavel. You seriously need help!
Wes Yang: You have no idea how wise Mr. Bang-Bang is.
Blaine Anderson: *cough* wiser than you, I believe *cough*
Wes Yang: Shut up, jealous hobbit!
David Thompson: Hey! That's my line!
Kurt Hummel: Can we just go back to the real meeting? And stop all of these shenanigans?
Wes Yang: Seriously? Who still says "shenanigans" at this decade?
Kurt Hummel: *bitch glares Wesley*
Jordan McClaine: No one can stand or beat Kurt's bitch stare.
Trent Nicholson: I'm more afraid of that stare than the end of the world.
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Kurt Hummel: Okay Warblers, let's proceed. *bangs disco stick*
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, why do have a disco stick?
Kurt Hummel: Duh!Every true Lady Gaga monster owns one.
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*
Jordan McClaine: Is it wrong that I'm severely turned on by that stick? Maybe because it reminds me of what Lady Gaga was referring to about that stick...or Kurt is really hot with a disco stick...?
Trent Nicholson: Absolutely
Blaine Anderson: HEY! You can't get turned on by Kurt!
David Thompson: *cough* seriously jealous hobbit *cough*
Blaine Anderson: Shut up, Dark Chocolate!
David Thompson: I told you to stop calling me that! *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Blaine Anderson: *bitch slaps Porn Addict*
David Thompson: *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Blaine Anderson: *bitch slaps Porn Addict*
David Thompson: *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Blaine Anderson: *bitch slaps Porn Addict*
David Thompson: *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Blaine Anderson: *bitch slaps Porn Addict*
David Thompson: *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Blaine Anderson: *bitch slaps Porn Addict*
David Thompson: *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Blaine Anderson: *bitch slaps Porn Addict*
David Thompson: *bitch slaps Jealous Hobbit*
Kurt Hummel: *bitch glares both hobbits* WOULD YOU TWO STOP BITCH SLAPPING! ONLY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BITCH SLAP YOU PEOPLE!
Blaine Anderson: ...*scared of Kurt's bitch glare*
David Thompson: ...*also scared of Kurt's bitch glare*
Kurt Hummel: Good, now let's begin. I won't be talking about what happened during our last meeting because it's a complete waste of time...
Wes Yang: *insulted face* HEY!
Kurt Hummel: Shut up! Now, we are here to suggest songs that will be singing to help Dom.
Aaron Houghston: Who's Dom?
Kurt Hummel: Dominic Sayver, a friend of mine
Blaine Anderson: ...a "friend" you go to the movies with...
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* Blaine, would you give up with that already? I go to the movies with a lot of people.
Blaine Anderson: ...and why don't I know this?
Kurt Hummel: *double facepalm* because you don't need to know!
Blaine Anderson: But I'm your best friend!
Kurt Hummel: Ugh! We're having a conversation about nonsense again!
David Thompson: As much as the Warblers love watching Klaine fights because we get richer from betting, I think I need to remind both of you two clueless love birds that we are in a meeting...so...stop fighting...
Blaine Anderson: David's right...I can't believe I just said that...totally weird...
David Thompson: *insert middle finger pointed at jealous hobbit*
Kurt Hummel: As I was saying, we need to choose a song. Just one song...any suggestions?
Thad Stevens: What kind of songs?
Kurt Hummel: Love songs
Blaine Anderson: *crosses arms in suspicion* and why love songs? Why can't we sing hip hop or rock?
Kurt Hummel: Because Dom loves love songs
Blaine Anderson: ...that is so not gay... *insert sarcasm*
David Thompson: *cough* a very jealous hobbit *cough*
Kurt Hummel: Any suggestions you guys?
Trent Nicholson: How aboutLove Story by Taylor Swift?
Kurt Hummel: ...nah...Dom is not a fan of Taylor Swift
Thad Stevens:Ready For Love by Tata Young?
Kurt Hummel: ...too rock...
David Thompson: If You're Not The One by Daniel Beddingfield
Kurt Hummel: ...too cheesy...
Jeff Jefferson: *licks lips hungrily* ...I love cheese...
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*
Nick Connors: Baby by Justin Bieber?
Kurt Hummel: Dominic hates Justin Bieber
Nick Connors: *looks like Garfield on a Monday* BLASPHEMY! BURN THE UNBIELIEVER!
Trent Nicholson: *facepalm*
Aaron Houghston: What about My Cat?
Blaine Anderson: *confused face* My Cat?
Kurt Hummel: Who wrote it?
Aaron Houghston: Britney S. Pierce
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* I'm not even surprised
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Kurt Hummel: No, we are not singing a song about a cat!
Blaine Anderson: Thinking of You by Katy Perry?
Kurt Hummel: ...too depressing and sad and Blaine, seriously? Katy Perry again?
Blaine Anderson: BURN THE KATY PERRY HATER!
Kurt Hummel: *rolls eyes* you need help, Blaine...
Jordan McClaine: How aboutI Just Had Sex by Lonely Islands?
Kurt Hummel: No sex songs, Jordan! How is that even considered a love song!
Jordan McClaine: *shrugs* Jizz in My Pants by Lonely Island?
Kurt Hummel: And no songs about cum in pants! Jordan! You are disgusting!
Jordan McClaine: Kill joy!
Jeff Jefferson: Mac and Cheese by Barney?
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* And no songs about food and weird purple dinosaurs!
David Thompson: Hey! I think I got it!
Kurt Hummel: David, if that song is about Tater Tots, I'll tell Mercedes about your old porn addiction.
David Thompson: *glares at Blaine* you told him!
Blaine Anderson: Sorry dude, it slipped...
David Thompson: I hate you, Anderson! And you're going to pay!
Kurt Hummel: David, I already took the blackmail photos you have of Blaine.
David Thompson: O_O How the hell did you even do that?
Kurt Hummel: Two words...Jeff Jefferson
David Thompson: *glares at Jeff* you let him in our room!
Jeff Jefferson: He bribed me with Chicken Wings
David Thompson: *facepalm* Stupid Chicken Wings...
Blaine Anderson: Thank you, Kurt! I love you!
Kurt Hummel: O_O
Blaine Anderson: ...Uh...as a friend!
Wes Yang: IDIOT! *grabs Kurt's disco stick and hits Blaine's head with it*
Blaine Anderson: Oww! Wesley!
Wes Yang: Stupid and idiotic hobbit!
Blaine Anderson: It's not the time!
Wes Yang: And the only time would be the time you're too late! Grow some freaking balls, Blaine!
Kurt Hummel: What are you two talking about?
Blaine Anderson: Nothing Kurt...
Wes Yang: IDIOT! *looks at the heavens* Mr. Bang-Bang, please come to me right now! I need to teach this jealous and idiotic hobbit a lesson!
Blaine Anderson: *grabs Kurt's disco stick and hits Wesley*
Wes Yang: OWW!
David Thompson: WOULD ALL OF YOU STOP THAT AND ACT LIKE DIGNIFIED MEN? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Blaine Anderson: *hangs head in shame* ...
Wes Yang: *hangs head in shame* ...
Kurt Hummel: ...
Thad Stevens: ...
Jordan McClaine: That is so hot...
Nick Connors: O_O
Jeff Jefferson: O_O
Trent Nicholson: O_O
Aaron Houghston: O_O
Kurt Hummel: O_O Sometimes, I question your sexuality, Jordan.
Jordan McClaine: *shrugs* can't blame you. I even find a stove hot.
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm and shakes head from disbelief* David, what is your suggestion?
David Thompson: You Had Me At Hello by Kenny Chesney
Wes Yang: that song is so cheesy
Jeff Jefferson: *licks tongue hungrily* I love cheese! Now I'm getting hungrier...
Thad Stevens: You love everything as long as it considered food.
Jeff Jefferson: Yes, yes I do
Nick Connors: Isn't Jeff dreamy?
Trent Nicholson: For the hundredth time...NO!
Aaron Houghston: You can count to 100?
Kurt Hummel: David, your suggestion is perfect!
Wes Yang: O_O
Thad Stevens: O_O
Aaron Houghston: O_O
Trent Nicholson: O_O
Jeff Jefferson: O_O
Nick Connors: O_O
Jordan McClaine: O_O
Blaine Anderson: It is?
Kurt Hummel: Totally! Dominic loves that song so much!
David Thompson: *smirking* Glad I could help...
Kurt Hummel: And just for that, I'll help you with your attire when you and Cedes go on a date. You'll look so handsome Mercedes will devour you on the table!
David Thompson: O_O Thanks man! I'm so going to ask out Tater Tots after this. Can't wait to be devoured!
Jordan McClaine: Lucky bro!
David Thompson: I love you, Kurt Hummel!
Blaine Anderson: HEY! *glares at David*
David Thompson: Sorry *cough* jealous hobbit who just won't say it *cough*
Kurt Hummel: Looks like we have the song. So...meeting adjourned! *bangs disco stick*
Jordan McClaine: Still thinking of hot things with that stick
Blaine Anderson: HEY!
Jeff Jefferson: Still thinking of food...
Trent Nicholson: is not surprised
Nick Connors: isn't Jeff dreamy?
Trent Nicholson: for the millionth time, NO!
Wes Yang: Still thinking of Mr. Bang-Bang...
David Thompson: *facepalm* These meetings are insane...
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Trent Nicholson:
a new name for B. Jealous B.
Blaine Anderson:
Trent! Would you stop calling people with the first letter in their names? And seriously? Even you? Stop calling me jealous B or jealous hobbit!
Trent Nicholson:
But you are jealous, B. You're jealous of my brister's new friend.
Blaine Anderson:
brister?
Trent Nicholson:
Brother and sister mixed together. Kurt's a boy but technically a girl so his my brister.
Blaine Anderson:
So wait...we're bristers too?
Trent Nicholson:
Of course, you're gay too. Join the club.
Blaine Anderson:
Thanks. Trent, I hate my life.
Trent Nicholson:
Tell me about it. Join the club too.
Blaine Anderson:
:? Why are do you hate your life?
Trent Nicholson:
Has Kurt never told you about me and Nick?
Blaine Anderson:
*sighs* Kurt and I haven't been hanging out a lot lately. He's always with *insert disgust in saying name* Dominic...
Trent Nicholson:
:) Man, B. You are clearly very jealous.
Blaine Anderson:
Tell me about it. I hate the name Dominic and everyone who has the name Dominic. I mean, what does Kurt see in him?
Trent Nicholson:
He's not that bad.
Blaine Anderson:
*suspicious look on his face* how do you know?
Trent Nicholson:
Dominic was at Dalton one day and they were at Kurt's room. Dominic was practicing a speech or something while Kurt was finishing his French test.
Blaine Anderson:
O_O Where the hell was I when he was here?
Trent Nicholson:
You were playing the new Halo game with the straight-but-gay-4-each-other-twins.
Blaine Anderson:
Damn Wesley and David. We're Kurt and Dominic making out?
Trent Nicholson:
Hell no! That would have blinded me. As much as I love gay love, I don't like watching it get physical.
Blaine Anderson:
Wait? Dominic's gay?
Trent Nicholson:
No. And I have amazing gaydar. The only thing gay thing I can find about him is his smell. He smells gay but maybe it's because he was wearing Kurt's perfume.
Blaine Anderson:
Why is Dominic wearing Kurt's perfume? Maybe they were making out...
Trent Nicholson:
:) I love watching you jealous. If Kurt knew, he'll love this.
Blaine Anderson:
Do you think he's doing this on purpose?
Trent Nicholson:
No. Because he would faint the moment he knows you're in love with him. He would literally die happy. Why won't you just say it?
Blaine Anderson:
What if he doesn't feel the same? I might ruin our friendship. I would rather have him as my friend than not be with him.
Trent Nicholson:
Quoting the straight-but-gay twins, Blaine, you are one clueless and stupid hobbit.
Blaine Anderson:
Only with you, I will admit I 'am. I should have just told my feelings. I shouldn't be afraid to tell them.
Trent Nicholson:
Well...if it makes you feel any better. I feel the same way. I have feelings I should be telling and not keeping to myself.
Blaine Anderson:
Who's the lucky guy?
Trent Nicholson:
N
Blaine Anderson:
Nick Connors? You're in love with the Justin Bieber obsessed warbler?
Trent Nicholson:
Yeah. I actually think he's obsession with Justin is kind of cute.
Blaine Anderson:
Man, you've got it bad for Nicky.
Trent Nicholson:
Tell me about it.
Blaine Anderson:
And it sucks for you to know that Nick's in love with Jeff.
Trent Nicholson:
Yeah, it does. N's in love with a boy who's going to be fat and full of heart diseases when he gets old.
Blaine Anderson:
:) You're as jealous as me.
Trent Nicholson:
Except K's in love with you. N's in love with someone else.
Blaine Anderson:
I'm not that sure. Remember Dominic Sayver. I really want to kick his ass. He's taking something that should be mine.
Trent Nicholson:
Don't worry. He's not. Dominic seems to be a good guy but way too old for Kurt. I'm sure their just friends. I promise.
Blaine Anderson:
Thanks...I should believe you. Jealous Blaine sucks. But...can I ask why haven't you told Nick about your feelings.
Trent Nicholson:
I'll be rejected for sure and have a heartbreak throughout junior and senior year.
Blaine Anderson:
I have proposition for you, Trent.
Trent Nicholson:
If you're going to ask me again if we could make a parody of Katy Perry's California Gurls wearing blue wigs, I'm out. Don't even dare ask me.
Blaine Anderson:
Not that! I'll only tell Kurt my feelings for him if you tell your feelings for Nick.
Trent Nicholson:
As D's girlfriend would say, HELL TO THE NO!
Blaine Anderson:
Trent, come on. You're going to regret this in the future. When you keep thinking about the "what ifs" in your life. Don't make your feelings for Nick your biggest what if. As your brister, I'm not going to let you not take the opportunity.
Trent Nicholson:
You do realize that you're making this as a reason not to tell K about your true feelings? You're being a coward.
Blaine Anderson:
*sighs* it's one of my reasons. But the major reason is I want to help you. You can't feel unrequited love forever.
Trent Nicholson:
You're doing it to Kurt. You're hurting him for not telling him.
Blaine Anderson:
I'll give hints but I won't tell him.
Trent Nicholson:
You're going to regret this, B. You're going to hate me for saying yes to this deal.
Blaine Anderson:
You're going to love me once you and Nick are making gay babies together.
Trent Nicholson:
You still have time to back out. You can go make gay babies with Kurt right now...
Blaine Anderson:
Someday, Kurt and I will make gay babies. But right now, you should grow some balls and tell Nick you're feelings.
Trent Nicholson:
Fine, but it would take some time. And you're help.
Blaine Anderson:
Fine, it's a deal then? *holds out hands*
Trent Nicholson:
You're going to regret this, jealous hobbit. *shakes hand of B*
Blaine Anderson:
Maybe...maybe not...all I know...is that people should be with the people they love. I'm still with Kurt, just not in the way I want to.
Trent Nicholson:
When did you realize you love him?
Blaine Anderson:
When David and I were talking, I realized I 'am in love with him. I've been in love with him since I met him. The moment I saw him on that staircase, my breathe was literally taken away from me, I lost my voice for a second, my feet were stuck on the ground, my legs felt like jelly, and the only thing I can do is stare at the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life. I fell hard, really hard, but I tried to suppress that because of what happened to him with the President of Narnia. Then I pushed my feelings to the back of my mind so much that I completely forgot I'm in love with him. Jeremiah was a mistake. I wasn't in love with him. I was just making an excuse not to fall for my best friend. I can't help not falling for Kurt. He's the most passionate, self-less, funniest, cutest, most generous, most sincere, most bitchy, most caring, and most loving person I've ever met. I love everything about him, he's beautiful ocean eyes that sparkle every time I look at them and I sometimes get lost in those beautiful eyes. He's adorable rosy cheeks. Every time he blushes, I have to manifest all my will power not to kiss his cheeks. He's beautiful flawless face that I just want to cup with my hand and hold on to forever. He's voice...the most amazing and beautiful voice I ever heard. It's so angel-like that it was made by the angels in heaven. I always tear up when I hear his voice. Especially when he sings with so much emotion, I just want to hold on to him forever. He's lips...my God...don't get me started with his lips...his lips that I can't help but fantasize being attached to mine...those are the only lips that I wanted to much, I could give up everything for those lips...the day Kurt and I have our first kiss...would be the day that seals our future forever...Kurt's smile...always melts my worries and troubles away...I always love making Kurt smile...I feel like I'm doing something right when I make him smile...And his hands, my Grilled Cheesus, he's soft SOFT hands that I constantly wish to intertwine my fingers too. The spaces between our fingers fit perfectly with each other. And whenever we stop holding hands, I feel a wave of sadness at the loss. And lastly, I know I fell very hard for the way looks at me. Because Kurt Hummel is the only one who can see the real me. Who can understand the real Blaine Anderson, not just someone who's dapper, gay, and is good singing. But Kurt sees the good in me, and loves me flaws. He accepts me for the good and bad. He even accepts my obsession with Katy Perry that alone says a lot. I'm in love with Kurt Hummel and I know in my heart, he is it for me. I can't love another guy but him. I hate that I was clueless and I hate that I hurt him with Jeremiah. But Kurt should always know that I would always love him. Today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, ten years from now, fifty years from now, till the day we both die, even if we're just souls...I will always love him. Always...
Trent Nicholson:
*wipes away the river of tears on his face with so much tissue* Blaine...that was...I can't even describe it...my God...I'm so jealous of Kurt...he's so lucky to be loved by someone like you...God, you need to tell him exactly what you told me...
Blaine Anderson:
In time I will, I just wanted someone to know how much I'm madly, deeply, truly, and passionately in love with Kurt Hummel.
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Nick Connors to Jeff Jefferson: Hey Jeff! Want to come with me and Trent to the movies this Saturday? We'll be watching Never Say Never?
Jeff Jefferson: ...will there be popcorn?
Nick Connors: Yeah
Jeff Jefferson: ...and french fries?
Nick Connors: Okay
Jeff Jefferson: ...and ice cream?
Nick Connors: Absolutely
Jeff Jefferson: ...and Mountain Dew?
Nick Connors: Sure
Jeff Jefferson: Alright! Free food! I'd love to go to the movies!
Nick Connors: I love you
Jeff Jefferson: O_O What?
Nick Connors: ...I mean...uh...I...I...I...love...that...you're coming with us...
Jeff Jefferson: Oh...cool...see you, Trent, and the food on Saturday.
Nick Connors: Kay! See you then...
Nick Connors: Why am I so in love with Jeff? *looks at the heavens* Why Justin Bieber?
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David Thompson:
Damn Kurt, when you said Tater Tots would devour me with my attire, you weren't kidding. My clothes are all ripped apart and she almost sucked my face off and the life out of me. TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE! I love you so much right now! BEST DATE EVER!
Kurt Hummel:
I'm happy I could help. And btw, I know what happened. Mercedes kept texting me after you're date.
David Thompson:
What did she say?
Kurt Hummel:
That you're lips taste totally awesome. *insert gagging face here*
David Thompson:
*insert middle finger pointed at Kurt* shut up! Oblivious hobbit!
Kurt Hummel:
Oblivious hobbit? What am I oblivious about?
David Thompson:
*facepalm* you really have no idea about Blaine, don't you?
Kurt Hummel:
Besides the fact that he hates Dom for some reason...no...I have no idea...
David Thompson:
And that is why you're oblivious...
Kurt Hummel:
How am I oblivious?
David Thompson:
*facepalm* God, you and Blaine are quite a couple...the clueless and oblivious couple...
Kurt Hummel:
Tell me why am I oblivious! Or I'll tell Mercedes about you're porn addiction!
David Thompson:
I'AM NOT A PORN ADDICT! I hate Blaine for saying that I 'am.
Kurt Hummel:
Whether you are or not...Mercedes will hate you...and then no "devouring" will happen.
David Thompson:
*facepalm* fine, Blaine is supermegafoxyawesomehot jealous of Dominic.
Kurt Hummel:
Blaine's jealous of Dom? You're kidding?
David Thompson:
I'm not. He really is.
Kurt Hummel:
Why is he jealous of Dom?
David Thompson:
because he's in love with you and he doesn't want you with Dom.
Kurt Hummel:
Why does everyone keep telling me Blaine loves me? He only loves me as a friend.
David Thompson:
No, you oblivious hobbit. He loves you more than just a friend. He's just too much of a coward to tell you. I'm very sure, I even swear on the grave of Mr. Bang-Bang that Blaine's head over heels in love with you.
Kurt Hummel:
...okay...maybe I believe you...I still need proof of this from Blaine. Plus, why the hell would Blaine be jealous of Dom? Is this because I go to the movies with him? Because that's insane to be jealous about.
David Thompson:
He's jealous that you might have moved on from him and now dating Dominic.
Kurt Hummel:
Who the hell said that Dom and I are dating?
David Thompson:
So...you and Dominic are not dating? Because this would make Blaine be on cloud nine.
Kurt Hummel:
How jealous is Blaine? Is he more jealous of Dom than Russell Brand?
David Thompson:
Absolutely!
Kurt Hummel:
*insert evil smile here* Then...Dom and I are dating...
David Thompson:
Wait a minute...I thought you and Dom are not dating...
Kurt Hummel:
I stand corrected :)
David Thompson:
Kurt...you know even though we're on Facebook and not talking directly with each other. I know and I sense that you're lying.
Kurt Hummel:
I'm not...
David Thompson:
I can SENSE you're lying...Kurt...what are you up to?
Kurt Hummel:
*insert smirk* I'm just going to enjoy Blaine being super jealous of Dom.
David Thompson:
That's a bad idea. Jealous Blaine is worse than Clueless Blaine.
Kurt Hummel:
Let me have a little fun and enjoy the show.
David Thompson:
Can I just ask you one thing?
Kurt Hummel:
Sure! Unless it's about what bra size Mercedes has because that is something you need to find out on your own.
David Thompson:
*facepalm* what is your relationship with Dominic?
Kurt Hummel:
Something for me to know and for you to never find out. :P *walks out dramatically*
David Thompson:
Blaine's right to ask: Why does Kurt always walk out dramatically?
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Dominic Sayver to Kurt Hummel: Little Kurtie, thank you so much for everything you've been doing! I don't know how to thank you!
Kurt Hummel: Just hugs, kisses, and praises are enough... :)
Dominic Sayver: well then...*insert kiss on the cheek and one supermegafoxyawesomehot hug* Thank you, Little Kurtie. You're amazing, you know that?
Kurt Hummel: :) I've been told before...
Dominic Sayver: Well you are amazing! I owe you a lot for what you're doing to me.
Kurt Hummel: Anytime, Dom.
Dominic Sayver: Well...got to hit the hay. See you tomorrow for more practicing! Night Little Kurtie! And I love you! SOOOOO MUCH!
Kurt Hummel: I love you too, Dom. You know that!
Dominic Sayver: :) I even hate you love me so much. You love me more than I love you.
Kurt Hummel: Is it bad that I love you?
Dominic Sayver: Are you kidding me? I'm one lucky bastard to be loved by one Kurt Elizabeth Hummel!
Kurt Hummel: :) Good night, Dom! Have sweet dreams!
Dominic Sayver: You too, Little Kurtie!
Blaine Anderson: SINCE WHEN DO FRIENDS SAY I LOVE YOU ON FACEBOOK!
Kurt Hummel: You're online at midnight again? Seriously, Katy Perry is going to give you a restraining order for stalking her so much!
Blaine Anderson: Stop changing the subject, Kurt. Why are you guys saying I love you to each other?
Kurt Hummel: :) What are you, jealous?
Blaine Anderson: :( No
Kurt Hummel: I think you are, Mr. Anderson...
Blaine Anderson: No I'm not, Mr. Hummel. I 'am certainly not jealous of Dominic.
Kurt Hummel: LIAR! Blaine, I think you know by now that you can't lie to me.
Blaine Anderson: ...*sighs* fine, I can't help it. I'm JEALOUS! Happy now?
Kurt Hummel: *insert smirk* Blaine, why are you even jealous? Dom will never compare to you.
Blaine Anderson: and yet you keep hanging out with him than me...
Kurt Hummel: Just because I hang out with him a lot doesn't mean he compares to you, Blaine. You're way awesomer than Dom. He's 27 for crying out loud.
Blaine Anderson: What are you and Dominic?
Kurt Hummel: *sighs* just believe me when I tell you that you shouldn't be jealous.
Blaine Anderson: fine...I just don't want to lose you Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: You will never lose me, Blaine. I'm never gonna say good bye to you.
Blaine Anderson: :) And I'll never say good bye to you, Kurt. Never.
Kurt Hummel: Wanna have a Grey's Anatomy marathon at my house?
Blaine Anderson: But it's midnight?
Kurt Hummel: So? You can stay at my house...dad wouldn't mind...besides I hid his shot gun...
Blaine Anderson: On my way! :)
David Thompson: *sighs dreamily* Sigh...Klaine love... Why can't they just get together and save us all from our miseries?
Wes Yang: Duh! Because Klaine drama is awesome!
Artie Abrams: True that!
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Author's Note: And another chapter of Facebook Gleeks is finish. So? What do you guys think? Tell me in the reviews.
I think all of you are dying to know who Dominic is. But you'll find out in the next next chapter. Just to calm all of you down because I read in a lot of the reviews that you like his character to be killed...one particular review even said he should die by being eaten by an alligator...poor Dominic. Dominic and Kurt are together but what you'll least expect. Some of you even who Dominic is already...and I gave a lot of clueless at the previous chapter...if not...reread again how Blaine described Dominic while they we're spying on Kurt's date. You'll never miss it.
Blaine's speech. I know it's long but I wanted to say a lot of things about it. I wanted Blaine's speech to beat Noah's and David's. The only problem is he didn't say it to Kurt because he hasn't grown any balls. So...HOPE FOR BLAINE TO GROW SOME BALLS!
Also, pray for Trent to grow some balls. Klaine won't happen until Treck would happen. All our sympathies to Trent because he's in love with Nick who's in love with Jeff who's in love with food. A bizarre love square. Who do you think Nick should be with? Trent or Jeff?
My Favorite Part: The Facebook Warbler Meeting. I love the Warblers' meetings... And Blaine's speech.
My Favorite Quoter and Quote: I'm bias. Since I'm team KLAINE. Blaine Anderson: "I'm madly, deeply, truly, and passionately in love with Kurt Hummel." If this quote is very familiar, I borrowed it from the movie Letters To Juliet.
I'm sorry if New Directions wasn't in this chapter but don't despair it's on the next chapter.
Also, thanks all again to all the likes of the page Wes Yang's Mr. Bang-Bang and I wish for you to like another page: Penguin, the new Sex Symbol Just go search it all on Facebook!
Thanks for all the reviews, hits, alerts, and favorites! You guys are totally awesome! I love you guys! :)
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Will Trent finally say he's feelings for Nick or will he be a chicken wing and be eaten by Jeff? What is Kurt and Dominic's relationship? Are they lovers or more? Will Blaine finally say he's true feelings for Kurt? Or torture all of us because of his cowardness and lack of balls? Who will Jordan be sleeping with tonight? Candy? Caramel? You? Tune in next time for another chapter of Gleek Facebook! See u all!
All my to Klaine and my fellow Klainebows! Peace out! :)
