173. Shouting 'I'm a Doctor' does not actually make one a Doctor.

174. We are not a secret organization of aliens masquerading as humans while utterly hell bent on conquering the world.

A.) Though I should not have to inform anyone: We are not aliens and we do not seek to conquer the world.

B.) 'Accidently' slipping the "truth" to Global Conspiracist just to see how they would react was an puerile gesture.

C.) I expect the cortical damage to be mended by the end of the week.

175. 'Giant Space Squids' are not at the top of the Chain of Command.

A.) Giant Space Squids, Really? Where do you all get these ideas from?

B.) There is no such things as Giant Space Squids and while I congratulate you for having active imaginations; Agent Nigel, Agent Rockgut and Red are to cease continuing to insist there are.

176. Attaching a hundred dollar bill to the end of a hook and dangling it from the rafters with a fishing rod just to see how would jump after it was childishly immature.

A.) Reeling the bill up right as the Agents jumped up to grab it so they would collide with one another was even more so.

B.) The fact so many Agents continue to attempt commandeering the bill despite the number of collisions they already suffered is rather melancholy to watch.

C.) 'Fishing for idiots' is not an appropriate hobby and I'm officially going to have to request Red finds himself a new hobby before all my Agents are hospitalized.

177. When asked to bring honey for the morning tea one should not bring a Live Beehive with them. Even if by all technicality you did bring the honey.

178. There is no such thing as a 'Rainbow Tax'.

A.) No, I will not make Agent Nigel reimburse you your money since you where foolish enough to accord it to him in the first place.

one is allowed to trade anyone to the Russians.

A.) No, you may not 'send Red home' no matter how you word it you where still attempting to trade him.

179. Rockgut is not allowed to arrest children for any of the following reasons:

They where being rude- All children are rude.

They accidently insulted you- the young aren't very cautious about their words.

They stole your wallet- Blame bad parenting if you must.

They are a 'threat to national security'... Really? How is a crying four year old a national threat.

A.) Just to be safe: Buck Rockgut is not allowed to arrest children for any reason and if he must he will need the approval of both Agent Nigel and Red before they bring both him and the Child to M instead of a cold isolated cell.

180. No one is allowed to take a Life Insurance policy out on:

M

The Commander

Q

Agent Nigel

Buck Rockgut

Jethro Rockgut

Red

The Count

Agent Dylan

White Widow

A.) When asked why I tried to do so, It is in my best interest not to tell said beings 'it was apart of my plot to be rid of you and conquer the world during the mass panic'.

181. Its a stupid idea to steal from Red.

A.) Its a Suicidal Idea to steal from The Count.

182. No one should drink an unknown substance from a vial even if it has the words "Drink Me" written on the label.

183. Neither Red nor The Count will melt if water is poured on them.

A.) Telling the more gullible Agents so was cruel.

B) I expect you to formally apologize to all sixty-eight Agents now residing within the Medical Wing.

184. I will not create a micronized device that cancels gravity to install into M's office so I can laugh as I watch them futility endeavor to ground both theirselves while attempting to prevent the sea of classified paperwork from floating out open widows.

A.) It would be in Red's best interest to disappear for a while.

B.) When Red was told to disappear we did not mean for Q to vanish with him.

C.) Under M's direct order upon being located both Red and Q are to be dragged back, kicking and screaming if necessary, to fix the gravity in M's Office.

185. A Christmas tree should not be taller then MI6 HQ.

A.) How exactly did you plan to get that inside the building?

186. Red may not threaten or order the newly recruited Agent to dress up as Elves.

A.) Nigel is not allowed to replace all The Commander's clothes with Santa outfits that contain false fat pouches sewed into the fabrics.

B.) Wherever Rockgut got the reindeer from they should be returned immediately.

C.) Q and Red are not allowed to attempt to genetically create flying reindeer.

187. At MI6's Annual Christmas Feast, no one is allowed to switch the labels of a 100% pure meat table with the table containing Tofu.

188. Red is not the Devil Incarnated. You are to stop telling all the newly recruited this and that unless Red is pleased he will throw them straight to Hell.

A.) All the Satanic Cultists are to stop worshiping, harassing Red by constantly stalking him while begging to become a Knight of Hell or his disciple under the orders of both Said Russian and The Count.

B.) For the last time, Yes, I am positive Red is not the Devil Incarnated. He is not a fallen angel in any shape, way, or form. Now leave the rouge be.

C.) The being or beings behind this rumor is to report to my office immediately.

189. No one is to tell new recruits about the time the Christmas Tree ate an Agent.

A.) I can assure we have done our utter best to keep Red, The Count and Q away from the trees after that incident.

190. It is Suicidal to challenge the Count to a duel.

A.) It is even more so to challenge him to a duel and not show.

191. No one is allowed to lock the Prime Minister and Red into a closet together so they can place bets on who will come out alive.

A.) Its hard enough finding a Prime Minister without you lot attempting to get our current one killed.

192. No one is allowed to ship new recruits to Russia with transferal papers.

A.) We're still trying to retain the last batch sent over as the Russians have decided to actually integrate them into their armies.

B.) I'm quite certain the 'Thank You' Note and a request form for us to send them more Agents was just to rub salt into the wound.

193. Drugging and kidnapping Red so you can drop him off at Widow's current Base as a Christmas present was inhumane.

A.) You got yourself into this. I refuse to get involved. Either way, even if I told him to back off do you really think he'd listen to me? No matter how much time he spends here, Red is not one of my Spies.

B.) As for his promise it just means you'll have to learn to sleep with both eyes open while constantly looking over your shoulder for the rest of your natural life as the rouge has been it crystal clear he won't be satisfied until you're dead.

C.) I will suggest a new life, new identify, and maybe an army of bodyguards. You're going to need them.

194. Q and Red are forbidden from creating mythical creatures for any reason.

A.) On a side note, M requires a full report on how to care for her baby Cerberus by sunrise.

B.) What did I say about leaving these two alone together?