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A/N: Thanks for sticking with this story you guys! And for the reviews!

Emily ran down the hallway, hiding in a dark corner. She scrunched down to blend into the shadows, turned her phone off and controlled her breathing. She wasn't FBI for nothing. Garcia marched up to Derek's door and banged on it. "Derek! Open up! It's me." She shouted and waited. She knocked again after a while and when there was no response, she called him.

"Derek. Where are you?" Garcia said, tapping her foot.

"Lady friend? What is that? Code for hooker?" She asked, her eyes bulging at the implications. Emily barely stifled an angry gasp.

"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry I came to that conclusion. We need to talk. About Emily and Reid. To make a plan to oust them! It's going to be so much fun! It's been ages since the last scandalous thing, and that was JJ and Will! They are a boring couple now!" Garcia said, pacing excitedly.

"Fine, lunch tomorrow. You, me, JJ and maybe Rossi." Garcia said, hanging up. She walked down the stairs in a huff and Emily came out of her hiding place. She stretched her legs. Tight jeans were not made to squat in. Suddenly she heard footsteps come up and ran back.

"Who's there?" Garcia's voice came from the stairs and the sound of fast footsteps came. Emily just managed to get back in the shadows, but didn't have the chance to sit. She almost whimpered and cursed Derek in the 19 languages she knew to curse in.

"I'm FBI! Show yourself!" Garcia said. She walked up close to where Emily was and peered into the shadows. Emily considered clambering off the balcony like thing onto the ledge and getting on the tree. Just as she was about to make a move, Garcia turned and walked back to Derek's door.

"And you say working in the BAU doesn't make you paranoid. Jeez Penny, get a grip on you. Crazy woman." Garcia said to herself, wrote a note and taped it to his door and got out of there.

Emily waited in the shadows till she heard Garcia get into the car and leave. Once she heard the car leave, she came out and turned her phone on. It immediately rang and she picked it up.

"Derek! Finally! A lady friend?" Emily asked, her irritation obvious in her voice.

"Babe, I'm so sorry. I just said that I was at a lady friend's place and couldn't talk. She made the wrong conclusions! I yelled at her for it though." Derek's voice sounding consoling.

"Fine. But let's get this straight, you will never, ever call me a lady friend. Never, never, never!" Emily said, stressing.

"I won't ever do that. Are you coming here or should I come there?" he asked. Emily was in her car already and told him that she would come there. They hung up and Emily drove back to her condo.

She ran up the stairs, to find Derek Morgan squatting, his back against the door. He looked up and smiled his charming smile. She looked at him, cocked her head and said 'That shirt really looks good. Is it your favourite?"

"You got that right baby! I'm so sor… EMILY!" He all but shrieked when he felt her palm smack into his shirt, and then felt something wet and cold seep and them smelt the smell of raw egg.

"Just because there should be justice in the world. These are my favourite jeans. They ripped when I squatted, trying to hide from your friend." Emily said, shaking the egg off her hand and opened her door. "Oh and you are not coming into my house, dripping egg on the floor. This is expensive wood flooring."

Derek shook his head. This was why he loved her. She could always give it back, and she was creative. He grinned at her retreating form, catching glimpses of bare skin. She was either going commando or was a fan of one of those thong things. He could never imagine how they would be comfortable. Like a permanent wedgie, he figured. He removed his top, grimacing as he got some egg on his head. He made a beeline for the bathroom and washed up.

Emily took off her jeans and looked at them unhappily. Maybe JJ would know someone who could fix it. She was still mad at Derek, but he did look incredibly hot when he stripped. She heard the shower running and debated. She then decided to join him and be mad at him later. She removed her top and went into the shower to give him a pleasant surprise.

Emily woke up to a buzzing noise. She groped under her pillow for her phone and when she couldn't find it, she groped under Derek's pillow and found it. She pressed the green button and said hello in a croaky voice and winced when she heard it.

"Uh, may I speak to Derek please?" came the voice from the other end.

Emily immediately shot out of bed and looked at the phone. It was a black blackberry and not a gray one. It belonged to the sleeping next to her. She covered the phone with her hand and shook him. Derek rolled and opened his eyes a crack.

"Baby come back to bed. There are other ways to wake me up." Derek said, squinting at his girlfriend. It didn't escape his notice that she wasn't really clothed. He then took in her panicked expression. "What's up?" he asked, sitting up.

Emily handed Derek the phone, not taking her hand off the speaker. "It's Garcia. I answered. She doesn't know it's me!" She whispered and took her hand off the phone, looking meaningfully at him.

"Hello?" Derek said, to confirm what Emily had said. He knew she was still mad at him about last night, and was sure she'd get him back for it.

"Derek! Who's the girl? She sounds so sexy!" Garcia's high pitched squeal came from the other end.

"Hey baby girl. You're excited in the morning. Um, you don't know her and obviously I can't sit here and talk to you while she's looking at me. But you're right, she is very sexy." He said, grinning at Emily, who blushed and smiled back.

"Okay! I want full details. We're on for lunch remember!" Garcia reminded him.

"Yes, I remember!" Derek said, winking at Emily. He couldn't wait for their lunch to discuss Emily and Reid. It would definitely be a laugh. He said bye and hung up. He reached over and pulled her onto the bed before rolling on top of her and making her laugh. She sobered up when Derek kissed her, as he showed her exactly how he'd like to be woken up in the mornings.

A/N: I know this is short, but this was just some fun!