Happy Holidays to everyone! :) Sorry I took a bit longer to update this then all my other updates because #1: My little brother. He actually wanted me to say this. Everyone say hi! Oh, and #2: I have started to watch the most epic of epic-ness epic thing that could ever epically be on the epic internet. I started watchin HetaOni.
Yah, don't own. Don't think I do, I'm not Japanese.
"Dios mio*! Why must you be so goddamn annoying!"
Central Mexico's eyebrow twitched as she glared at her mother. She admired this woman, she really did, but this puta** just didn't leave her alone! All she did was nag her ass off about how she hated how her old home had fallen so.
"Why must you be so useless," Azteca asked, "You, your brother, and your younger sister haven't done shit for my beautiful home since you've become a country!"
"Why can't you be quite like mi abuela y abuelo***, I mean all they do is give each other this lovey-dovey look and talk about how it was back in there time, but atleast they don't complain about everything!"
"You little ungrateful-"
"Please," Southern Mexico said, cutting into the arguement, "Will you two just be quite! Por favor**** you two are giving Mexican women a bad rap!"
"And how are we doing that," they both said, giving her a look that would make Belarus fearful.
"Well," she started, "Y-you two are awfully loud, and you're always fighting, and-"
"But that doesn't mean anything," Central Mexico said. "The green-eyed demon is right," Azteca said, "That means nothing!"
"Well," South said as she backed away slowly, sensing that any wrong word would be her undoing, "I think I'm going to go with North for a bi-"
"And that's my family, America. What do you think?"
They all looked at the two set's of eyes that had been observing them. Central and Azteca had the most pissed off expression that had ever fallen on their face, while South gave out a sigh of relief. These morons had just saved her life.
"They're pretty loud," America said, "You guys seriously need to chill."
"Look who's talking pendejo*****," Central yelled, "Fuck you and get out of my house!"
"Hey," America whined, "I don't do this to you!"
This time, everyone of the siblings yelled "YES, YOU DO!"
"God," he said as he was thrown out of the house, "No one can take a joke anymore!"
*Spanish- "My God"
**Spanish- "Bitch" Well, at least a varient form of it.
***Spanish- "My grandmother and grandfather" She's refering to the Mayan Empire and the Toltec Empire.
****Spanish- "Please"
*****Spanish- It's a harsh version of stupid. It's more like moron or dumbass.
Okay so names for them are: North is Alejandro Carriedo-Garcia, Central is Helena Carriedo-López, South is Maria Dolores Carriedo-Jiménez, Toltec is Coetlachtli, Azteca is Ichtaca, and Maya is Akhishtal. Review are wanted, badly!
