First of all I'm not counting this as a chapter to the story. After reading somebody do something like this to Alvin, I couldn't resist.
It's time for "The Gotham Loonatic show"! Please welcome, the Gotham Loonatic. (Crowd goes crazy.)
Me: Thank you , we have a great show for you tonight, so buckle up. Now I'd like to apologize I couldn't get all 3 tonight and get ready to meet one of he hottest music icons in America today, give it up for Alvin Seville! (Crowd goes nuts).
Alvin: Hello People!
Me: How are you Alvin? Pleasure to have you.
Alvin: Pleasure to be here.
Me: All right, I wanna know, what did you think about the Squeakquel?
Alvin: I thought it was better than the first movie, ya know? I was happy to get the Chippettes involved in the movie series, and yes, I'm kinda jealous they got a Grammy for "Singles Ladies", but I got over it after Brittany finally shut up. (Crowd laughs)
Me: Speaking of Brittany, we all wanna know something.
Alvin: (starts to squirm) Uh, ok.
Me: Well, in the Squeakquel and in the old show, you boys seemed to like those girls.
Alvin: Yeah.
Me: So we wanna know. Are you and Brittany, um, in love? I think you are, and so do alot of people.
Alvin: (Turns red as his hoodie.) Umm, well Gotham, you put me on the spot here.
Me: You are, you can't hide it.
Alvin: What would make you think that?
Me: Well, you're red as your sweater, and if you've read the story of what you've been up to lately, I think we would all agree you are.
Alvin: What story?
Me: "Meet the Chippettes."
Alvin: Oh yeah, and whoever wrote that was a stalker, because he was dead on.
Me: Actually I co-wrote that with Simon.
Alvin: Why when I get my hands on him, I'm gonna...
Me: Calm down, Al, we're on camera.
Alvin: Update me on how this story goes.
Me: Well, you meet the Chippettes, ya'll fall for the girls, Dave gets worried, Simon and Jeannette write "Girls of Rock m' Roll", Dave loves it, you think you're in love with Britt, you talk to Jeannette about it, and now you're about to do something special.
Alvin: Simon says too much.
Me: Makes for good writing though.
Alvin: Yeah, I guess.
Me: And look on the bright side, Simon got caught red handed kissing Jeannette in "Sploosh"
Alvin: But that episode hasn't aired in years!
Me: I know, and I wanna see it so I can get him.
Alvin: Maybe I can help you with that.
Me: Alright Al, we'll get you out of here on this, what are you going to do for Brittany?
Alvin: I wouldn't want to give away the next chapter of the story! Tell your friends people, because it's gonna get good.
Me: I may be able to update today, maybe not, but either way, Alvin's gonna be able to get reactions from all of you on how his relationship with Brittany is!
Alvin: *gulp *
Me: And who knows? He may even kiss her!
Alvin: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: And we're gonna have Alvin back on the show with Brittany to get their reactions after this.
Alvin: Oh (crack) boy.
Me: Did your voice just crack?!?
Alvin: Uh, (crack) no it did(crack)n't.
Me: Yes it did! This is even going to be more fun!
Alvin: Pray for (crack) me if (crack) I have to deal (crack) with this.
Me: That's all the time we have for today, tune in next time as we get Alvin and Brittany's reactions to Chapter 9! I'm Gotham Loonatic signing off. Goodnight America! And remember, look to Jesus, cause he's looking at you. Goodnight. (Music plays and people go crazy.)
Sorry for the complete randomness of this. I had to do it! But in all seriousness, warn you're friends about this. This is gonna get good. And review this, I may do it more often. God bless.
