"I cannot believe everybody's parents are coming over in two days!" whined Alex to Jay as they were walking up to his house from the driveway, "I barely know Paige's parents and yet I'm already stressed out from all this crap we have to do to get ready for the family get together."
"you guys have been together almost a year now, right?" he asked, "how is it that you still dont know her parents all that well?"
"They're uptight, and I'm gay. And maybe a little scared."
Jay didnt seem to care about her whining and went off on a different subject, "hey, do you remember when we used to smoke a lot of pot?" he chuckled, "I mean, a lot of pot?"
"yeah, Jay, so?"
"well, one of my friends taught me how to make butter out of that shit!"
"what?" she asked, genuinely confused.
"oh my god, this is going to be so cool! Follow me!" he said as he hurried his way to the kitchen, seemingly very excited. He pulled out a good sized container from the fridge and handed it to Alex, "So what do you want to make? Brownies, cookies... uh, Pasta?" he asked, barely able to hold in the excitement in his voice.
"Jesus, Jay, this must be like 5 pounds of butter here, what's it for?" she opened the container then looked up at Jay, "not to burst your bubble Jay, but its green, I think it's mold or something"
"thats Mary Jane butter, Lexi!" He said triumphantly with a huge smile on his face, "It's supposed to look like that! Its called Cannabudder" and Jay continued to tell Alex about the marijuana butter and how to make it and what it does and what you could put it in and what the effects are. By the time he was done explaining it to her, she had this little smirk on her face, which only meant that she was trying to conjure up something evil.
"How big do the cookies have to be in order to get the full effect?" she asked as she put the butter on the table.
"Oh, not big at all. Since the THC is so potent, I think small cookies would be good, like, maybe 2 each or something, like the size of a donut hole or something."
"what are the effects?" she inquired, "would it be just like smoking a J?"
Jay walked over to the cupboard, took out a jar and walked back over to where Alex was standing and handed her a small cookie, "here, taste it yourself" he replied, still smiling ear to ear.
Alex took the cookie, "if I'm going to get fucked up over this, then you need to have one too, I'm not about to look like a jackass by myself"
"deal" he replied as the two took bites out of their cookies.
After taking another bite, Alex replied, "wow, this tastes just like a regular cookie!? Can I get another one to take home for Paige to sample?"
"yeah, yeah, go right ahead, and if you want to make it then let me know, I can give you what you need."
"Hey thanks, Jay!" and with that, Alex was out the door and on her bike in a flash, she was excited to get back to her house to tell Paige about her possible idea. The cookie hit her quicker than she was expecting it would, but luckily for her she was just a block away from her house. She noticed Paige was sitting outside with Marco when she came swerving up and almost crashing right into the house! Instead of crashing into the house, she managed to skid and fall off right in front of the porch where she proceeded to stay sprawled out just looking up at the sky.
"Hey, a cookie!"
announced Marco as he leaped up from the porch and grabbed the
cookie. Before Alex could stop him, he had gobbled it up and was
sitting back on the porch talking with Paige.
Alex's reflexes
were delayed and it for some reason took her longer to get into a
sitting position then she was wanting it to. She put up her hand to
let them know she wanted to say something, but then just shook her
head. She was definitely feeling the effects, which only then made
her start laughing. Paige looked at her with a hint of amusement as
she sat forward in her chair, wanting to say something through her
smile but not sure what to say.
Finally Alex was
able to gather her thoughts, "You should not have eaten the cookie,
Marco!" she said, somewhat in a hurried tone.
"it was there
for the taking, sorry to have hurt your feelings." he replied,
somewhat smiling, but not sure why.
"you didnt hurt
my feelings, its just that, that cookie isnt a regular cookie-"
"was
he your friend?" Marco replied sarcastically, "like, instead of a
pet rock it was a pet cookie?"
"noooo, Marco, it was a pot cookie!"
"What?!" he and Paige replied in unison
"I'm allergic to Pot!" he yelled, "why didnt you tell me this beforehand, Alex?!" He said, beginning to run around but not sure where to run to, so he just ended up running in semi circles.
"You didnt give me the chance! Now I hope you get tons of rashes for being mean!" retorted Alex.
"thats not funny!" he yelled, "great, now my throat is going to close up, I'm gonna have a migraine! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" he ran inside to find some allergy medicine as Paige still sat calmly in her chair.
Alex managed to get herself up to sit next to her before she whispered, "he wont get any allergic reaction, there are no leaves in the cookie"
"and how do you know that?" Paige asked, putting her arm around Alex to steady her, still being calm and relaxed.
"because its made from butter." and there she proceeded to tell Paige what Jay just taught her about the cannabudder and somewhat hinted to her the plan she was thinking about.
Paige chuckled, "You know, I really do like that idea, however, I dont think Dyl would go for it, he's too...he's too...whats the word..."
"uptight?" replied Alex as she half laid in Paige's lap, trying to get comfortable as best as her high body would let her.
Paige laughed,
"yeah, thats the word." she paused, "maybe we could do it
without his noticing. I think I remember my mom saying that when she
tried pot once she was completely euphoric and had no cares in the
world. Maybe if she is as high as a kite I could tell her that you
and I are together."
"you'd actually tell your mom you're
dating a giiirrrllll?"
Alex joked, "thats blasphemous" of which they both burst out
laughing. Just then they heard Marco in the house still panicking,
unable to find any allergy medicine.
"are you going to tell him?" Paige asked, "or let him suffer?"
"eh, maybe let him suffer a little bit more." she chuckled but
then called to Marco. When he came into view, Alex replied, "you're
fine, you Queer, you're not allergic to the THC and that's all thats
in the cookie"
"How do you know!" he replied still panicky.
Alex laughed, "because I just do. Now stop worrying and just have a good trip. Lay in the grass with me! And I'll tell you about my idea! And what the cookie is made out of."
