We snuck into Robin's room, where he was napping. Jinx tried shaking him awake. He just 'accidentally' hit her in the face and rolled over.
"I could shoot him with my laser gun!" I said with what only could be described as an evil grin on my face. "That'll wake him up!"
"No, dammit! You'll just kill him and we'll both go to jail!" Jinx yelled, slapping me. "Besides, I have a better idea."
"Fine. We'll do it your way." I said, tossing my gun to the floor.
"Okay. Follow my lead." she said. "Robinrobinrobinrobinrobinwak eupwakethefuckupyoulazymothe rfuckwakeupwakeupwakeuprobin robinohpleasepleasewhythehel larentyouwakingupjustwakeupa lreadydammitwakeuprobinrobin robinrobin!"
He chucked a pillow at us. "WAKE ME WHEN THE CITY'S ON FIRE!"
This was getting annoying. And when things get annoying, I have a special way of dealing with them. Namely, my gun. I picked it up and shot, just over Robin's head.
"GET UP NOW OR THIS THING'S GETTING SHOT UP YOUR ASS!" I yelled. I shot another warning shot at the foot of his bed. He got up out of his bed, lazily. He was still wearing that godforsaken mask, even when he was asleep.
"Okay, okay, I'm up. What is so important that you had to wake me in the middle of the night? Did somebody die?" Robin asked, slightly pissed off.
"Um, actually, it's 11:00 in the morning. Anyway, we came in here to discuss the matters of a flying dragon ship. You see, the members of it are in desperate need of a place to crash before they gotta rescue their friends. So we were thinking-" Jinx explained to him.
"How many people?" Robin asked.
"Just six." I said. "No biggie."
"No biggie? Do you know how many people that'd add up to?" he said, raising his voice a bit.
"Six?" Jinx said, being dumb.
"NO. Us five, plus you and the twins makes eight. Shego, Kim, and her little portal buddies add up to twelve. Plus these six yahoos. That makes eighteen. Eighteen! That's like trying to run an orphanage! I can't be the leader of eighteen immature teens!" he yelled. He rubbed his fingers through his hair, like tired old people do when they have stress or whatever.
"Please Robin? It's about time we met other kids our age! Plus, Raven's got a crush on one of 'em! Wouldn't you just love to see Raven happy for once in her life?" Jinx reasoned. It was terrible reasoning if you ask me.
"Fine. Now go away." he said to us.
We left his room and went to go find Raven to tell her the news.
