Why hello, yet again! Once again, I must thank all my reviewers, you are
all so kind. I have gotten QUITE a few reviews saying which character I
should do for my 9th issue. I canned the human fighters and Chaotzu,
because I've gotten many suggestions. There's Piccolo and Chichi, as I see
it. I got a suggestion of Piccolo, and a request of Chichi. Since that
person requested Chichi, and not just suggest her, I'm going to do Chichi.
BUT FEAR NOT! PICCOLO IS GOING ALL THE WAY IN ISSUE 11! Enjoy this issue,
and I OWN NOTHING.
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
"Oh, Chichi, we have finally reached your humble throne of the fan fiction realm. We shall humbly bow to you, and beg for our very lives. Please show us mercy!" "Well, DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" "No, I'm sorry m'lady, I didn't........." "Well DIE!" ***slashes the poor guy's head off with a sharp frying pan***
Now, here's how I see Chichi. Wanting education, showing no mercy to those who don't appreciate it (luckily Goku is SSJ1 billion ½, he would be done if he wasn't), the best cook in the world, a very aggressive person, but a very all-a-round person.
Of course, to be funny, we must look at Chichi's bad points before looking at her good points. First, she wants SSJ10 million Gohan (above Angel Veggie, but below Evil Kakarot!) to have a good education. yeah, my mom wants me to have a good education too. But Chichi performs CHILD ABUSE! A remark from Deadzone, I heard was "Wow, they really live that long underground? Must be a hard life" from Gohan. Now, of course, we all know he was covering himself from getting shot at from Chichi's Deluxe Frying Pan Thrower 3000. What is that, you say? I may have to do an inventory article soon...............
Anyway, Gohan deserves much better. He would be better off living with Hercule, so he could constantly beat him up at practice with him! And Hercule couldn't tell him off, because then his whole "I defeated Cell and I am the strongest in the world" title would go away in a heartbeat!
Back to Chichi. I heard from some of my more 'into Dragonball Z' friends, that Chichi fought Goku in the World Martial Arts Tournament, and they got married after that. WHY LIVE SUCH A HORROR? We all know that Chichi is secretly SSJ Infinite.
Goku should have run his SSJ1 billion ½ self away from there ASAP! But of course, he would have to pay the price of being hit at by Chichi's Deluxe Frying Pan Thrower 1000, as it wouldn't be upgraded from more hardcore use, well, until Gohan came along and Chichi needed all the power she could get!
And Chichi is of course EVIL! She has a plot, of replacing every known inanimate object in the entire universe to look like a GIANT HALF FRYING PAN, HALF TEXTBOOK! The world will be in shock! The car's, the sun, the earth, even frying pan's themselves will be transformed! Oh no, it's starting, my mouse is turning into a stainless steel math book that can cook bacon! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
***5 minutes later*** Whoops, quite a funny day dream I had there, heheheheheheheh. Anyway, onto Chichi's good points!
First, I think Chichi is a very good housewife. Even though all she does 24/7 is clean, cook, tell Gohan to study, to laundry, tell Gohan to kill Ickarus, wash the tables, go shopping, tell Gohan to start his new math book, she is not that bad! She only mentioned Gohan 3/8 times! SO, half the time she is telling Gohan what to do, while the other half of the time she is doing something only a moron would want to do. So that makes Chichi a moron, then! Okay, so she has no good points! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
On to the interview........with..........it's different this time...........ME! I am interviewing ME TODAY! NOT MYSELF, ME!
Einstein_006: Oh, I'm quite happy to see you again, me. That psychiatrist really did the job, didn't he?
*** Has a goofy smile on his face, and his eyes are rolled back*** Me: Yeah, well, my brain looks good. Oh, how are you Alex, yes, I'm happy to be on jeopardy! Yes, I'll spin that wheel for you, even though the price is.......$1249.00!
Einstein_006: Oh gosh, who did I send you to again?
Me: Some guy with spiky black hair, who ate a lot of stuff.
Einstein_006: Great, Goku did take up that job....... Okay, well, we have to have an interview, so on with the first question! How long is Chichi's hair?
Me: Well, you see, she is da SSJ3 Cell, and ya know Veggie really likes her hair down to da knees, and da Gohan thinks dat da hair is actually to her, him, her, him, her waist, but it really is da shoulder part where it stops lengthening da-----
Einstein_006: Okay, we've heard enough. Wow, Goku must've gotten you pretty drunk. I actually feel some pity...... Second question, what is Chichi's eye color?
Me: Da purple is da near da black colorage funk da blue is da red yellow, da black da eye color da Chichi da frying pan!
Einstein_006: Okay, I have to ask this last question QUICKLY BEFORE MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO RUN. Does Goku deserve harsh treatment from Chichi?
Me: Da Goku dunno deserve dat harsh ga-tangish treatment dat raven woman dat name Chichi dat give him dat frying pan dat has meal on it. Dat Goku don't deserve dat treatment very much dat so!
Einstein_006: Wonderful! Last part of this dangerous job, please leave us all with a statement!
Me: Dat Chichi is da woman dat make dat frying pan hit dat head on dat person who is me.
Einstein_006: Oh god......... Okay, I think I'll make you just like you were, by using Bulma's time machine, and simultaneously saving the earth from Chichi! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Oh yeah, um, goodbye!
Me: Goodbye dat smart one dat name Einstein_006!
Okay, I just had to have that end part. I'm getting sick of my author side insulting my person side, so I had to make the interview a little twisted. But fear not, I AM STILL SANE! My person side is just a little drunk from Goku, but with my magic cricket Gregory and his sidekick Pan's cousin's niece's grandma's uncle Cabbage the 3rd! Oh yeah, next time I'm doing Kibito and the Supreme Kai, and then probably Piccolo and then Goten, and then Pan. Quite a long list, but I'll get it done! Goodbye!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
"Oh, Chichi, we have finally reached your humble throne of the fan fiction realm. We shall humbly bow to you, and beg for our very lives. Please show us mercy!" "Well, DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" "No, I'm sorry m'lady, I didn't........." "Well DIE!" ***slashes the poor guy's head off with a sharp frying pan***
Now, here's how I see Chichi. Wanting education, showing no mercy to those who don't appreciate it (luckily Goku is SSJ1 billion ½, he would be done if he wasn't), the best cook in the world, a very aggressive person, but a very all-a-round person.
Of course, to be funny, we must look at Chichi's bad points before looking at her good points. First, she wants SSJ10 million Gohan (above Angel Veggie, but below Evil Kakarot!) to have a good education. yeah, my mom wants me to have a good education too. But Chichi performs CHILD ABUSE! A remark from Deadzone, I heard was "Wow, they really live that long underground? Must be a hard life" from Gohan. Now, of course, we all know he was covering himself from getting shot at from Chichi's Deluxe Frying Pan Thrower 3000. What is that, you say? I may have to do an inventory article soon...............
Anyway, Gohan deserves much better. He would be better off living with Hercule, so he could constantly beat him up at practice with him! And Hercule couldn't tell him off, because then his whole "I defeated Cell and I am the strongest in the world" title would go away in a heartbeat!
Back to Chichi. I heard from some of my more 'into Dragonball Z' friends, that Chichi fought Goku in the World Martial Arts Tournament, and they got married after that. WHY LIVE SUCH A HORROR? We all know that Chichi is secretly SSJ Infinite.
Goku should have run his SSJ1 billion ½ self away from there ASAP! But of course, he would have to pay the price of being hit at by Chichi's Deluxe Frying Pan Thrower 1000, as it wouldn't be upgraded from more hardcore use, well, until Gohan came along and Chichi needed all the power she could get!
And Chichi is of course EVIL! She has a plot, of replacing every known inanimate object in the entire universe to look like a GIANT HALF FRYING PAN, HALF TEXTBOOK! The world will be in shock! The car's, the sun, the earth, even frying pan's themselves will be transformed! Oh no, it's starting, my mouse is turning into a stainless steel math book that can cook bacon! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
***5 minutes later*** Whoops, quite a funny day dream I had there, heheheheheheheh. Anyway, onto Chichi's good points!
First, I think Chichi is a very good housewife. Even though all she does 24/7 is clean, cook, tell Gohan to study, to laundry, tell Gohan to kill Ickarus, wash the tables, go shopping, tell Gohan to start his new math book, she is not that bad! She only mentioned Gohan 3/8 times! SO, half the time she is telling Gohan what to do, while the other half of the time she is doing something only a moron would want to do. So that makes Chichi a moron, then! Okay, so she has no good points! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
On to the interview........with..........it's different this time...........ME! I am interviewing ME TODAY! NOT MYSELF, ME!
Einstein_006: Oh, I'm quite happy to see you again, me. That psychiatrist really did the job, didn't he?
*** Has a goofy smile on his face, and his eyes are rolled back*** Me: Yeah, well, my brain looks good. Oh, how are you Alex, yes, I'm happy to be on jeopardy! Yes, I'll spin that wheel for you, even though the price is.......$1249.00!
Einstein_006: Oh gosh, who did I send you to again?
Me: Some guy with spiky black hair, who ate a lot of stuff.
Einstein_006: Great, Goku did take up that job....... Okay, well, we have to have an interview, so on with the first question! How long is Chichi's hair?
Me: Well, you see, she is da SSJ3 Cell, and ya know Veggie really likes her hair down to da knees, and da Gohan thinks dat da hair is actually to her, him, her, him, her waist, but it really is da shoulder part where it stops lengthening da-----
Einstein_006: Okay, we've heard enough. Wow, Goku must've gotten you pretty drunk. I actually feel some pity...... Second question, what is Chichi's eye color?
Me: Da purple is da near da black colorage funk da blue is da red yellow, da black da eye color da Chichi da frying pan!
Einstein_006: Okay, I have to ask this last question QUICKLY BEFORE MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO RUN. Does Goku deserve harsh treatment from Chichi?
Me: Da Goku dunno deserve dat harsh ga-tangish treatment dat raven woman dat name Chichi dat give him dat frying pan dat has meal on it. Dat Goku don't deserve dat treatment very much dat so!
Einstein_006: Wonderful! Last part of this dangerous job, please leave us all with a statement!
Me: Dat Chichi is da woman dat make dat frying pan hit dat head on dat person who is me.
Einstein_006: Oh god......... Okay, I think I'll make you just like you were, by using Bulma's time machine, and simultaneously saving the earth from Chichi! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Oh yeah, um, goodbye!
Me: Goodbye dat smart one dat name Einstein_006!
Okay, I just had to have that end part. I'm getting sick of my author side insulting my person side, so I had to make the interview a little twisted. But fear not, I AM STILL SANE! My person side is just a little drunk from Goku, but with my magic cricket Gregory and his sidekick Pan's cousin's niece's grandma's uncle Cabbage the 3rd! Oh yeah, next time I'm doing Kibito and the Supreme Kai, and then probably Piccolo and then Goten, and then Pan. Quite a long list, but I'll get it done! Goodbye!
