Teddy, The Annoying Ghost.

Description: after busting the duo, Teddy is out for revenge, and a bit of messing around with Booth's head (and sleeping patterns). Read.

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"How could you do that? You actually thought you could get away with this?" Teddy was screaming at Booth while he and Brennan fumbled to put their clothes back on. Booth was getting very upset at the ghost's little 'pop in's. He couldn't just stick his nose in wherever.

"I don't know, Teddy! Why did you interrupt us?" Teddy cackled a little bit.

"Interrupt what? You two rolling around on the floor in your underwear like retards?"

"But what if we HAD been doing 'it'. You couldn't just pop in on Bones and me having sex!"

"Ah, but I knew!" Teddy shook his finger at them two. Brennan, who still couldn't see Teddy,
left the closet, not wanting to get in any paranormal trouble.

"And how the hell would you know?" Booth crossed his arms.

"Had you actually been interested in her, you would have made this trip before the first date."

"Would not have!" Booth's eyebrows shot up.

"Admit it, you would have! I know you way too well, Sarge."

"Fine. I might have." Teddy rolled his eyes.

"Might have? If this wasn't a bunch of bull, after you asked her out, you'dve done her on the spot."

"You know what, enough! I'm leaving. I'm through with all this bullshit!" Booth slung a bunch of towels off a shelf.

"Its not over, Sarge! The fun has just begun." Teddy laughed, sounding a bit high.

"I don't give a damn." Booth yelled, flicking the ghost off as he slammed the door to the closet on the way out.

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Brennan was waiting on the outside of the closet when Booth came out, fuming.

"What'd he say?" Brennan asked, almost scared to find out.

"Nothing." Booth looked at the ground and stormed off, leaving Brennan with a gazillion questions in her head.

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"Wua, ha, ha, ha, ha!" A deep, evil laugh came from a side of Booth's Bed.

"Dammit Teddy!" No answer

"Teddy?" Still no answer.

"Dammit Teddy!" Booth went back to sleep.

As soon as Booth was fully asleep, the eerie laughter continued.

"TEDDY!" And the ghost laughed, and laughed.

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Booth walked into work the next day, looking like hell (and feeling it, too). He needed to talk to Brennan, fast. The guilt (okay, so maybe it was Teddy, waking him up every ten minutes)
was begining to eat him alive.

"Hey, Bones!" He tapped her on the shoulder. She turned, smiling, and kissed him on the cheek. She was enjoying the spoof a little too much.

"Hey Booth." She said, twirling her hair. She wasn't going to make this part easy, was she?

"Bones, we need to 'break up'. " He said, just quietly enough so only she could hear.

Her face fell.

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A/N- Cliffie:) Will they admit all, or will things go back to normal?

Oh, and will Booth get some sleep? Find out on Tuesday:D

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