Disclaimer: I do not own Ah! My Goddess
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Urd was currently flipping through the TV channels when she heard a knock at the door.
She tried to ignore it, but the knocking persisted.
So she called out, "Skuld! Go get the door!"
More knocking and no response from Skuld.
"Skuld!"
When there still was no response from her younger sister, Urd yelled, "Bell, door!"
When Belldandy didn't answer, Urd yelled for the final member of the temple. "Keiichi! The sexiest goddess ever orders you to open the door!"
Still more knocking and response. Urd grumbled as she got up and headed to the door."Why didn't any of them get the lousy door? What, are they out shopping?"
It then hit Urd that they did go out to buy stuff from a junkyard.
"Dammit! I should remembered when I didn't have to fight for… the… Tv..." Urd muttered as she opened the door. Outside, she saw Lind and Peorth. Urd blinked a few times before she asked, "Why are you in each other's clothes? It's not halloween. Even then, not many places celebrate it in Japan."
"There was an accident involving some medical programs, a number of glitches, and Chronitons," Peorth sternly said, not a hint of her usual playfulness.
"Nice Lind impression, Peorth," Urd said as she let the two in.
"I am Lind. The accident switched our bodies," Peorth said before she summoned Spear Mint and Cool Mint. After a few moments, they returned back in her.
Urd blinked a few times. As she scratched the side of her head, she asked, "How could that even happen?"
"If we fully knew, we could reverse it. We made a few attempts, but none could work. So we came here to have you and your sisters check the past and observe what we're missing," Peorth answered as she floated in the air, looking bored. Looking at her usual outfit, she sighed.
"What's wrong with my body now?" Lind asked, sounding annoyed.
"Your hair simply does not match my clothes," Peorth answered.
"I was actually referring to the angel thing, but what other problems did she have?" Urd asked, sensing some juicy incidents to either use as blackmail and/or spread rumors about. not that she would, as Lind was pretty handy with that poleaxe of hers.
"Nothing to really spe-," Lind began.
"I tried to flirt with one of the rookies to get more info on our situation," Peorth quickly said. Her bored mood changed to a more annoyed one. "Apparently, muscle memory and character tics didn't transfer, as I went from flirting to holding them up by the neck! Now the poor thing must think I'm a violent tsundere!"
Both Lind and Urd gave Peorth irritated looks.
Urd thought, 'That's because you kind of are one…'
Lind decided to voice her thoughts. She got in Peorth's face and said, "You are omitting facts! When they told you that they couldn't divulge anything at the moment for the third time in a row, that was when you lost your temper! Were you in your body, you would have used a whip! I know that because that was the response I had to suppress at that moment!"
"Everybody, calm down!" Urd yelled, getting the duo's attention. "Bell and Skuld are out at the moment! We'll need them to go over the incident with a fine-toothed comb, if you want to make sure everything goes perfectly!"
Urd then began to walk around, looking like she was contemplating something. Lind hoped that it was for a good cause, while Peorth had a better grasp on Urd's mind. When Urd stopped behind the duo, Peorth looked back with narrowed eyes.
"Huh… Lind does look better in your clothes, Peorth, while your body actually look mores eyecatching in pants, real pants, not the ones you claim to be pants," Urd said. When Peorth's glare sharpened, Urd quickly retorted, "Oh, please. You've worn so little clothing for so long, you actually get more attention by covering up more!"
After her eye twitched a few times, Peorth let out a cry and rushed at Urd. Her attempted assault was foiled when Lind summoned Peorth's whip and whipped it against Peorth's behind.
"Ah!" Peorth cried out in either shock or pain as she crashed into the ground. Urd took the time to put more distance between her and the duo.
"Targeting that area was a reflex from this body," Lind answered, blushing a little.
"Kinky!" Urd said. Lind and Peorth looked at each other.
"Truce?" Peorth asked.
"Truce," Lind answered.
Not liking her odds, Urd ran off.
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Notes from HotelKatz: and this was a random one from me.
Truth be told, it's kind of weak in my eyes. Perhaps it might be better if it was expanded more, like Lind finds herself accidentally seducing Keiichi, while in Peorth's body. Maybe I'll write that scene later in this story. Or use that idea if I were to write a Urd/Lind bodyswitch.
I should have done the Belldandy/Mara one.
