AN: Fun fact! Chapter 54 of The Lost Hero is 324 words long. And it only exists as its own chapter so that ch53 can have a dramatic ending. Sad, no? Also sad is that I forgot to use awesome last drabble. (Thanks, TwIx27!) Enjoy/review-
Nothing New Under the Sun
Polar
Sometimes, Apollo just didn't get Artemis. Maybe it was because of the whole sun vs. moon thing. They were polar opposites, even if they were twins.
Well, actually he didn't get her most of the time.
All of the time.
Apollo chased after lovers almost constantly. And hey, he wasn't prejudiced about gender and stuff.
...Artemis usually turned guys into game, to use for target practice.
His ride was a burning hot, bright red, super awesome Maserati.
...She drove a giant sleigh. Pulled by reindeer.
He was the oldest. Definitely.
...Even though she said she was.
(She was so wrong.)
