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Mood: I think I'm in trouble...not!
Time: I ask you, ladies and gentlemen, to look at the time yourselves.
Location: 落馬洲 Lok Ma Chau, Hong Kong
Subject: "Explosions are my forte. What? Problem?"
Hey, like, Hong Kong here once again.
I now have, like the videos of Japan and the party in Vietnam's house.
I think you'll like it.
I'll just send it to those who wants it.
...If you give me some Euro.
...
Nah! Just kidding! It'll be for free!
After all, I'm so generous!
Oh, and China...
Gramps...
How dare you?!
How dare you did not drink Korea's spiked drinks?!
Shoot.
Also, causing explosions are my forte.
What?
Problem?
Anyway, I'll now answer your comments.
Comments:
From: Froggiecool
(as myself)
Of course Hong Kong's not bankrupt! He's part of China for goodness sakes! Add to that, he's the area with the most economic freedom of anywhere in the world!
I'm not really sure what they were doing in Switzerland, but I found some on the floor. Maybe Switzerland shot at him when he was there for a meeting, and he dropped them? It WAS Geneva, after-all...
(as Britain... Who is now propery drunk because I don't really want to have to wait until July to spam people with a drunk nation... Just don't tell America I'm planning it... Or do. He can't stop it. :) )
Hey... Hong Kong? What language is it... Is it hello, or hallo... Or bonjour... I dunno...
*cries*
Why do you all bloody leave me! Damn American and his bloody revolutionary war! Stupid, stupid... Can't shoot him... And then you said China was a better bloody brother than me!
What did I do wrong? Not even Denmark wanted to keep with me.
But I'm the bloody British Empire! Nobody can get away!
...
But nobody stays with me... Even Flying Mint Bunny's gone.
Bloody American. Telling me I can't drink anymore... He should respect his bloody elders, and stop breaking into my bloody house!
I'll bloody show him!
...
Canada: Sorry about that... I didn't realise he had his phone, eh?
Reply:
(To Froggiecool)
...You seem to know lots of information...
Yeah, but I like, want to live on my own.
Maybe...
(To Britain)
...Oh god...Old man.
...Not this again...
It's your own fault you didn't shoot him.
Anyway, it's not my problem.
...Sigh...Really?
You even brought that up?
...Old man, you did nothing wrong.
...Great.
Now you're even seeing your..."friends" again.
Yes, he should.
He is annoying.
Go ahead.
...
...Who are you exactly?
Anyway, bye.
From:Beijing
nihao
theres a video carmea inside the cloest and ouside. I will send it to you with picturse of laoshi cross dressing.
can i have some prussia blackmail? i need to get back at him for one thing.
Reply:
Nihao.
Sure, thanks.
Of course.
...I won't ask about that.
From:Greece's kitty
me: it tastes like fire.
mytilini: TRY IT!I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
Reply:
...
Now I'm not really sure...
From: Red-Tulips-Are-Awesome
((Pfft. I think it's awesome that us three are the only ones with connecting blogs. xD It makes me laugh.))
Yeah, I think so.
GUESS WHAT? I JUST DID. What now?
...Hong Kong. No. I do not focus all of my attention on South Korea. I focus it all on S. Italy. *Coughnotreallycough*
Actually...I have no idea now. Norwegian Kroner or Euro...I suppose that euro is more useful in Europe itself. OOH! I CAN USE IT IN THE SHOTA'S PLACE!
(Iceland: *Twitches.* Notashota, Vietnam. Hong Kong. I will find a way to hack your stupid blog. I WILL hack it. Mark my words, I will hack this piece of shit.)
Yeah. But seriously. Imnotgonnasayanything.
Oh yeah, do you know about the Korean Drama Soo Jin is making?
-Vietnam.
((Pssh. I dun care that someone else is already doing Icey. So I'm going to start doing him next chapter.))
Reply:
((Indeed. :) ))
...I challenge you to a gaming session.
Yeah like, whatever. Keep telling yourself that.
...
It doesn't matter, as long as it's both money.
...
Oh, hey Iceland.
Sure.
And in return, I'll hack yours.
HAHAHA!
...It's kind of weird when I type this "hahaha" laugh and I'm not even laughing.
Of course. I even told her my awesome ideas.
Well, zaijian.
...Except for you, Iceland. I'm watching you. And no, I'm not a stalker like your onii-chan. Come on, and call him onii-chan, you. He's right behind you...
From:I'M SEALAND
Hey! Give me 5 awesome ways to wind up that jerk England!
I need to know, it's urgent!
He consficated my Xbox!
Cheerio
Reply:
Sure, but just a heed of warning...
Now's not the best time to do them.
1) Tease him about his "friends" being not real.
2) Find his secrets out. Just do that.
3) ...Mention his thick eyebrows.
4) Explode. Explode. Explode!
5) Hm...Get his...tea?
Also, these are the not-so-effective ways, but it's just enough for you to do.
From: TheBlackPaperMoon
DON'T LOOK AT THE EXPLOSION.
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
I never knew you were blind...
I...Urm...I don't...Know...JUST GIVE ME A RANDOM NATION! As long as it's not America...
I feel bad for all the citizens in China...O_e for some reason that sounds not so right to me...
It did...
*Cough*You'recoolerthanChina*Cough*
CIAO.
Reply:
I beg your pardon?
I'm not blind.
Sure. Would the Nordics be to your liking?
What?
*cough*thanksforthat*cough*
Gramps! I'm cooler than you, I can even do kung fu!
Bye.
From:missnoodlechan
Hong Kong
*gives Swedish Fish*
I love those...
Ok, I like this boy, right, so in gym one day, his shorts were sagging, so I was staring at his boxer, because I love him! But according to my friends this is, 'Weird' & 'Obbessive', what do you think? On to you, what do you think of HongIce? Do you and poland talk?
Even though I love _, I still love you, too.
Ttyl
Reply:
...Okay.
...
I think your friends are right.
...
...
...
...
...
Seriously?
HongIce?!
...People! Do not support this sickening pairing!
I like, despise it! (*cough*actuallyidontmind*cough*) (*cough*imneutralonthispairing*cough*)
But still, why that pairing?!
I'm neutral on this.
No.
Who's Poland?
Okay...sure.
From:Alohapizzagoat
Soo Jin:
HONG. ARE. YOU. SERIOUS.
Why did you have to blow up Viet's, and MY house, Hong?
SERIOUSLY, WHY?
ONE BUILDING IS ENOUGH, HONG.
I have to stay with the old hag (Yan) now...
Hey, did you hear?
Apparently Taiwan is dating Japan...
I'm not sure if I can believe that, though...
Oh, hey, I need some help with my K-Drama.
I want to add some other characters, but I don't know who I should add.
Annyeong, Sir-explodes-a-lot,
Im Soo Jin.
Ps: Have you seen Chen anywhere?!
Reply:
Yeah, it was unintentional.
...What?
...Okay, I'm off to film this "Taiwan-is-dating-Japan" rumour to see if it is true or not.
Hm...maybe...Sir?
Ah...
I mean, the old man.
You know...England.
Zaijian, kimchi-girl.
No, I haven't...
Wait.
Did something happen?!
Ice didn't kidnap her or something, right?!
I hope not...
Anyway, zaijian.
And it's done...
Thanks for the comments.
Oh, and a message to all the readers.
"Do NOT support HongIce."
Seriously, because that is like, so...insane.
It does not make any sense.
Oh, and China, if you're reading this.
I'm cooler than you.
So face the music.
And...I bet Japan is having a hangover.
Thanks again for your comments.
And...
make sure your houses are safe and secure...
or else, I might explode your houses...
Anyway, zaijian!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
A/N: Yes! Another chapter finished! Oh, and from now on, I will only accept comments in private message, and in Japan's too. It's against the rules if it's in review or something...So! Those with no accounts, you can make an account and just send a message.
Anyway, bye bye and thanks for reading!
