Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen. Last time on the drunken bastard, Jaune had an edgy teenager moment, but it's all good now. Other then that, he told off Ozpin. That's the last chapter in a nutshell. But you're probably looking forward to reading this chapter, so lets get that started. Play the footage FILLS. Also, I own none of this.

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It's only been a few days since i've been at this school and i've already been launched into a forest full of deadly creatures that wanted to rip my throat out, yelled at the headmaster for doing so, and then explained to him about how I don't want to be here. Yup, been a pretty eventful week so far.

But it's not all bad, I lead a small team. Ok it's pretty bad, I mean, who came up with the idea of me being a leader? I can barely come up with a decent plan, seriously, who was the moron who gave me this position?

Well, it doesn't matter. What does matter, is the fact that I have classes in about an hour or two. Welp, I best get ready, don't want to be late for... what class do I have again?

As i'm sitting on my bed, I open my scroll and check my schedule to see what class I have next. It says here that I have... Grimm Studies?

Ok, I don't mind learning the ways on how to hurt the grimm more, I love stabbing grimm.

Anyways, I stand up and take a look around the room. It's got four beds, four walls, a floor and a ceiling, it's pretty goddamn barren. Meh, i'll fix that later, but right now, I smell like ass and I need a shower.

I open the door to the bathroom that's connected to our dorm room and walk in, and I close the door behind me.

I go and turn on the shower and let the water heat up. After waiting for a little while, I start doing my normal wash up routine, which you don't really need to know about.

After doing my routine I step out of the shower with a towel on, wait, I have come to the realization that I forgot to bring in my spare clothes. Welp, I guess the ladies get a show.

I open the door slightly to see if anyone was awake, lucky for me, it doesn't seem that way.

I open the door and walk over to my dresser and pull out my school uniform, god, I hate uniforms.

I go back inside the bathroom with my clothes and throw them on. I keep it unbuttoned so people can see my dress shirt and I put on the tie loosely, If i'm gonna wear a uniform, i'm gonna wear it my way.

After putting on my clothes, I step out of the bathroom and see if anyone woke up in the time that I was changing. It seems the only person who woke up was Ren.

From what I can see, he's not a morning person. Well, I can't say I am either.

"G'morning, how did you sleep?" I say, what? I'm not gonna sit here in silence all the time, that's just boring.

"I slept well, it could have been better if Nora wasn't talking about how excited she was to be here though." He says tiredly, speaking of Nora...

"Hey Ren, I got a quick question. Are you and Nora a thing or..." I say, but before I finish what I was gonna say, he cuts me off.

"No Jaune, we're not a couple. While many people assume we are, we're just friends, nothing more." He says calmly, I look into his eyes while he said all of this to see if he was lying, but couldn't find any deceit in his voice.

"Ok then." I say as I pull out my flask. I take a swig and sit on my bed.

"Hey, do you know what time it is?" I say with my flask in hand.

"It's about 7:30, why do you ask?" He says, did he forget that we had classes?

"We have classes today. And here I thought I was gonna forget." I say as I take another swig, he seems a little bothered that i'm drinking.

"Jaune, we don't have classes today, if you had stuck around for the ceremony you would have known that." he says. Are you fucking kidding me...

"Um, why don't we have classes, not that i'm complaining."I say, i'm ok with hanging out for another day, maybe I could go stop by Junior's place or something.

"The headmaster wanted the newly formed teams to bond so that we could all understand each other a little better." He says, huh, i'm gonna have to take my team out drinking then? Works for me.

"Alright then, well i'm gonna get changed out of these clothes and put on something more casual." I say, oh god, i'm getting dark souls flashbacks, I said the forbidden word!

Anyways, I grab a red hoodie from my dresser along with a white t-shirt and jeans and throw them on in the bathroom.

An evil thought comes to mind as I leave the bathroom. I look to Ren and say, "Hey Ren, you wanna do something funny?"

Ren seems curious at what I have to say, "What do you have in mind?" He says with a quirked brow.

"I say we prank the girls, get a little adrenaline going." I say, oh this is gonna be fun.

"Jaune, that is a very bad idea. Nora doesn't know when to stop pranking, she doesn't know how to stop." He says, I see a little bit of fear in his eyes, poor guy, he must have been through some tough shit.

"Ok, Nora is off the list. What about Pyrrha?" I say.

"What about Pyrrha says, 'hey, come prank me, it will all be fine'?" He says, ok, that's also fair. Hmm...

"What about Ruby and her team?" I say, oh man, that could yield even better results.

"They live just across the hall from us, they could easily tell it was us." He says, this guy likes to think about the big picture doesn't he?

"Meh, i'm sure it'll be fine. If they do find out it was us, the worst they would do is knock me unconcious." I say, they would only punish me...

"What about me, i'm sure they would try to do something to me to get revenge." He says, hmm...

"Just say I dragged you into it, I don't mind spending another day asleep, but only if you gaurd my flask." I say, I think that's a pretty fair trade.

"Very well, your sacrifice will not be forgotten." He says as he holds his right hand over his heart, alright then, it's time to commence operation 'just a prank'.

We walk out of our room and get everything ready for the prank, luckily, I still have the wine bottle from the first prank.

I hand Ren the bottle and say, "Ren, I want you to pour some of that wine in my hair."

"But didn't you just get out of the shower?" He asks.

"That's not important, what is important is the prank, so do it Ren." I say with a determined look on my face.

He pours some of the wine in my hair and I scrub it in to make it seem like i'm bleeding. Now for step two.

"Ren, I need you to hit the top of my head with that bottle." I say.

"Jaune, I would just like to say that this is a very bad idea." He says as he readies the bottle.

"Nah, it'll be fine. Now Ren, once you hit me with it, go back into our room and wake up the girls." I say.

"Right." He says.

I close my eyes and wait for the bottle to hit me. I feel the bottle shatter against my head and I fall to the ground. I just hope I was loud enough.

I shut my eyes and act unconcious, and now we wait.

While I lay there in pure silence, I hear the door open and someone gasps.

"Jaune! Are you alright?!" I hear a high pitched voice say.

I'm turned over and I open my eyes slightly so I look as though i'm fading in and out of conciousness. I see that my victim is Ruby this time around, cool.

"Ruby... it's still around here..." I say before faking unconciousness once more.

"Jaune! Jaune stay awake! Don't go towards the light!" She yells into my ear, am I really that convincing?

I hear someone else yawn by the open door. I would assume it's a woman because team RWBY's made up of nothing but women... and under age Ruby.

"Hey Rubes, can you keep it down, some of us are trying to sleep." I hear a very familiar voice say, i'll give you a hint, I was drinking with them yesterday.

"Yang, Jaune's hurt pretty bad, we have to move him!" I hear Ruby say with urgency in her voice.

"What are talking about? Someome just hit him with a glass bottle. He should be fine." I hear Yang say, since when does she have detective skills?

"But he's bleeding, not to mention unconcious!" I hear Ruby say.

"Could you keep it down a bit Ruby, i've got a bit of a hangover."I say in a quiet voice, i'm lying about the hangover part, I don't get those anymore.

"Glad to hear i'm not the only one." I hear Yang say. I open my eyes once more and see Ruby and Yang standing above me, it's a pretty good view.

Ruby seems to be freaking out a little, "Jaune, what the heck happened to you?!" she screamed into my ear, ow.

"Oh, y'know, just a simple prank that didn't end how I wanted it to. I mean, if Yang didn't point out the glass bottle it would have been funnier for me." I say as I sit up.

I look at Ruby's face and she doesn't seem too happy, and let me tell you, i've seen plenty of mad women but never have I seen one that looked as mad as Ruby does right now.

"Jaune... that wasn't funny." She says in a quiet anger. I never thought I would say this but, i'm scared by a little girl who just so happens to look like the reaper.

"It was just a prank Ruby, nothing to get worked up about." I hear Yang say, isn't that hypocritical of her to say?

I hear Ruby sigh, "You're right, but so help me Jaune if you do something like that again..."

"Yeah, yeah, no more pranking you, now can you relax short stack?" I say calmly, masking my fear of the 15 year old girl. What? She's scary when she wants to be.

Ruby keeps up her stern glare, but drops after a moment and is replaced by a smirk, what is she doing?

I go to stand up, only for Ruby to push me back down, "What are you doing?" I ask in a monotone voice.

"Well, you're injured so it's not safe to move you. You should just relax until you get better" I hear Ruby say with a devilish smirk.

"C'mon now, you should know that it takes more than a little injury like this to keep me down, now can I get up?" I ask.

"Nope, how do I know you don't have any other injuries?" I hear Ruby say, oh, I have plenty of ways of proving it, but none of them would be legal in this situation.

"Oh, I've got an idea sis." I hear Yang say, she starts wispering into Ruby's ear and the little Rose starts turning the same color as her hood, that will never get old.

"I-if you think that's the b-best way to check s-sis." Ruby says, i'm using the term 'says' very loosely, it's more like she stuttered out a sentence.

With that said, I feel Yang grab a hold of my shoulders while Ruby grabs my hoodie, this taking a really weird turn. Ruby proceeds to take my hoodie off of my person, but before the two could get any further, I hear a door open.

I see the cat girl standing in front of their dorm, she opens her mouth and says, "Um, what are you three doing?" This is just leaving the best impression isn't it?

So I decide to throw out a little red flag by saying, "Oh y'know, just getting molested, the normal thing in life." My voice was dripping with sarcasm.

"We were just checking him for injuries." I hear Yang say, checking him for injuries huh?

"Yang, did he even consent to that? He doesn't seem to be very happy with his current situation." I hear the cat girl say, finally, someone who makes sense!

"Pfft, who needs consent when you're providing medical attention?" She asked rhetorically, everyone in the medical field needs consent to provide medical attention, it's a basic necessity. Well, most of the time they do...

"Well, he seems fine to me, the only thing wrong with him is that he smells like alcohol." The Cat girl says. Well, I take offense to that, my smell isn't just alcohol, it's also got some of my favorite cologne in it. It's not my fault the cologne just so happens to have alcohol in it.

"Fine, but if he passes out later due to blood loss, you would have to nurse him back to health." Yang says in a teasing manner, if that's the case, i'll pass out right now. I'm perfectly fine with being nursed back to health by a cat girl. Shut up, it's not a fetish!

Yang lets go of my shoulders, so I stand up and my legs wobble a little, my legs fell asleep."Ruby, give me back my hoodie." I say as she holds it in her hands.

"Huh? Oh right, sorry." She says as she hands me back my hoodie, what the hell was going through their minds when they decided to 'check me for injuries'? I doubt it was anything good.

She hands me back my hoodie, which she stripped off of me, and I sling it over my shoulder.

"Thanks for the help miss..?" I say.

"Oh, I'm Blake. Sorry you had to go through that experience." She says, she seems pretty chill.

"Meh, it's nothing a couple of drinks can't fix. I'm Jaune by the way, nice to formally meet you." I say, ok, just stay calm Jaune, we now know her name and I introduced myself, so don't go fuckin' it up.

"Well, it was nice meeting you." She says as she walks back into her dorm, dragging the two sisters with her.

With that, I walk back into my dorm.

I did it, I got her name!

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And that does it for this chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed and all that fun stuff. Anyways, I'll see you guys and gals later, right now, I'm in the middle of class. Cya