CLARENCE: Splendid work, Selena and PC. You did a good job.
CLARENCE: That being said, we still got a problem. Kirk is causing a bit of trouble.
CLARENCE: Normally, we just ignore his rants and let the public take care of it, but for once, he has a good reason.
CLARENCE: In the end, Mr. Crenshaw's murder was a racist act by the African-American community, no matter how much the murderer regrets it.
CLARENCE: Talk to the man and see if you have anything to help him with.
SELENA: Ugh, are you kidding me? I was hoping we were done with him.
CLARENCE: I know that the man is unpleasant, but he is a citizen here and we have to help citizens who may be in danger.
SELENA: Fine, let's get it over with. Let's talk to the man.
(Talk to Kirk Cedar to see if he needs help)
KIRK: You are all killers!
SELENA: Oh, great, like that isn't inciting more violence.
SELENA: Hey, you! Shut up and talk to us!
KIRK: Eh? Oh, you.
KIRK: I must thank you for solving Dirk's death. He may have left, but he was still one of ours. You're one of the few good ones.
SELENA: I feel so loved, now do you need anything?
KIRK: I would like all these… things out of here, but I know you won't allow that.
KIRK: I want to know if Dirk had a will. No one can find it and I like to see if he left anything.
SELENA: His will? It has to be somewhere around here. He probably lost it at the bar.
SELENA: We'll go look for it while you shut up and stay somewhere safe.
(Investigate Strip Club)
CLUES FOUND: Faded Paper
SELENA: Ah, this paper is the will, but the contents are faded. Why don't you clean it up?
ROOK: Oh, you have some nerve coming back here….
SELENA: Oh, hey Rook. Sorry about the whole… arresting your girlfriend for murder thing.
ROOK: Hmph, so you say.
ROOK: Listen, check the alleyway. I've heard a racket there and need someone to check it out.
SELENA: Uh, we were busy with something.
ROOK: Then do that first if you want. I'm sure what's there won't be gone when you leave. Later.
SELENA: Huh, he's gone.
SELENA: Well, you're choice. Check the alleyway or clean up the will.
(Recover contents of will)
WILL'S CONTENT REVEALED
SELENA: Great job. Now let's take a look at it.
SELENA: 10% goes to Kirk, which is quite a bit, as well as 10% going to Donald Hopkins.
SELENA: The rest of it goes to several companies, most of it going to Venetian Gardens Guard and Helex Technologies.
SELENA: Guess we'll have to inform both of our previous suspects about their increased in fortune.
(Talk to Kirk Cedar about his cut of the will)
KIRK: What up?
SELENA: Got the will and you get 10% of Dirk's fortune.
KIRK: Really? I knew he had a soft spot for me!
KIRK: My parents died when I was seven to some of those black gangbangers over in the Hills.
KIRK: Dirk adopted me and raised me up right, always trying his hardest to keep me out of trouble.
KIRK: Guessed I failed him in that regard….
SELENA: Hey, Kirk. Don't be like that.
KIRK: Nah, it's true. I've always been a shit stirrer and looked where it's got me…
KIRK: Ah, well, nothing I can do about it. I know it's strange for someone like me, but how about I take you guys out to lunch?
SELENA: Wait, you're serious?
KIRK: What? You help me and I'll help you. That's one thing that I always do, no matter what.
SELENA: Huh, what do you know? You're not an irredeemable asshole.
GAINED BURGER
(Speak to Donald Hopkins about his cut of the will)
DONALD: Ah, how are the two of you?
SELENA: We came to inform you that Dirk left 10% of his will to you.
DONALD: He did? Damn… how nice of him.
SELENA: What are you doing?
DONALD: I'm moving to Helex Technologies. They hired me to take a look at their finances and which stocks to buy.
SELENA: Helex Technologies? They're getting money from Dirk as well.
DONALD: Makes sense. He did several things for them.
DONALD: Since I have more money than I can handle, why don't you take some? Consider it a donation.
OBRAINED 20,000 COINS
(Investigate Alley)
CLUES FOUND: Canister
SELENA: Huh, this canister is out of place here. Let's unlock it and see what it's all about.
(Unlock the canister)
CANISTER UNLOCKED
SELENA: Great work. That thing opened like a charm.
SELENA: What the, I can't read a single word of this!
SELENA: Ugh, let's see if Brad can make heads or tails of this.
(Analyze message)
BRAD: My, my, this was quite interesting. Latin is not something I'm familiar with.
SELENA: Latin? I'm a Latina and I don't know how to speak it.
BRAD: Latin has absolutely nothing to do with Spanish-speaking cultures, you latina moron.
BRAD: As for the writing, I had an expert in Latin read it.
ELIZABETH: Thanks, Brad, for letting me look at it. You're my favorite grandson.
ELIZABETH: As for the message, it's a contract for him to sign, asking him to join the Venetian Gardens Guard.
SELENA: They're looking to hire him. Huh, that's weird.
SELENA: Alright, let's tell him about it.
(Talk to Rook about the contract)
ROOK: So what did you find?
SELENA: A contract written in Latin for you by the Venetian Gardens Guard.
ROOK: Them? Ugh, they won't leave me alone.
SELENA: Are they bothering you much?
ROOK: Nah, it's more like a monthly buzz in my ear. I'll deal with it.
ROOK: Since you looked into that for me, I'll tell the barbers around to give you a good haircut if you want it.
WARHAWK HAIRCUT OBTAINED
…
CLARENCE: Great work defusing the Kirk situation, although I imagine he'll be a pain later.
CLARENCE: Strange news about the Rook person being wanted by the Venetian Gardens Guard.
CLARENCE: To be honest, I don't trust them, so we'll have to be careful about the situation there.
CLARENCE: Still, that's nothing to worry about now. For now, we'll wait until something happens.
