Brock stood across the street from the Illegal Underground Pokemon Cock Fight Place, which, was currently on fire.

The local fire department had responded rather quickly, the Popo weren't far behind. Amazingly no one was killed in the events that took place earlier. Despite there bullet holes and undetermined amount of blood loss as well as severe burns to the face, all the Mexicans seemed to walk away seemingly unscathed.

Brock had already told the police an elaborate cover up story for the cause of the fire and bullet wounds. According to Brock, there microwave which had experienced years of hard labor decided to retaliate towards the racist and cruel slavery that it was put through. It was able to hack into Brock's gun safe (I guess Brock is a republican.) Obtained a Ak-47, and fired into the poker party of over 300 people. It decided to end its life with a scream and a sudden combustion, starting the fire.

The cops found the story legit. Mostly because recently a lot of microwave slaves began to retaliate, many claimed there cause was noble. They wanted the end of there oppression, rumors said they were joining some unknown terrorist group called SKYNET, nothing big.

The fire was dying down with the use of water (but the cops believe its electrical...)

Brock pulls out his phone and dials a number. It rings for a bit.

"Hello?" The voice on the other end asked.

"Hey Misty, It's the Brock."

"NO! For the last time I won't go out with you!" Misty snaps.

"Where did that come from sugar lips? I just wanted to talk to you about this kid…"

"Don't call me that! What about a kid? You a pedophile now?" Misty asks.

"Off course not baby cakes. This kid, he may be the 'one'"

"What?"

"The one gramps talked about….you know…"

"The…God-Sue? Are you serious?" Misty obviously says in disbelief.

"Yeah…I was just giving you a heads up. He's heading your way."

"Oh really…" Misty says to her self, voice stuffed with the dreadful PLOT.

"Oh Misty, I have one more question."

"Ok."

"Will you make me a samich?"

Silence.

"Is that a no?"


Nearing route 3, Nameless guy and party are stopped by a nerd. Well they assumed he was a nerd, he wore glasses after all. There was the possibility he was Asian as well, but the group had yet to ask him any math questions yet.

"STAY AWAY MAN!" He screamed.

The group stopped.

(Switch to first-person.)

"Why should we listen to you?" I ask.

Helga crosses her arms and eyes the man suspiciously.

"Because I'm a doctor!" The teen age nerd answered."

"THEN YOU'RE A NERD" I scream. Ivysir offers a high five…or well a high vine. I accept the offering.

"Ok well then heed this! Ahead is the land of the sues! It has amazing sue powers! Like radiation or something….Anyways, the closer you get to the home land the more brain cells you lose and the more predictable things are!"

"Uh…speaking of crazy…" I say as I try and walk around him.

"Oh wait! One more thing! I have a gift from your mom!"

"My mom?" I ask clueless.

"Yeah the manatee of a woman, makes you feel like a woman because of her MANlyness, more hair than a new born yeti. That one. Same one I hooked up with, I hope."

He hands me a box. I think he pulled it out of his ass.

"How do you know my mom?" I ask.

"Koney 2012." He says.

"Fair enough."

He begins to walk away but turns around suddenly.

"Oh…my name is Günter by the way. I have a feeling we will see each other soon enough."

"Anymore advice?" I ask in sarcasm.

"Don't invest in gold."

"Ok then."

"Bye" Günter said with a wave.

"See ya" I say with a wave.

I tear…I mean open the box like a gentleman, sparing the wrapping paper. And inside is a pair of shoes.

I read the note attached aloud.

"I found these at the local Good Will, they should have the ability to break the laws of Pokemon Physics and allow you to run. Cool huh? They were only five bucks. LOVE YA." I finish.

With a sigh I put them on. Chills ran down my back and the sensation of standing on a mountaintop overwhelmed me. I felt like a man. The universe was my cloister…or some shit like that. I put one foot forward and felt the erg to run. I did so, and smiled.

I felt like things would be great, but the world hates me so….well see.


Current Team:

Ivysir- Lvl 16

Pringles-Lvl 15

Helga-Lvl 15

The Carl- Lvl 12

Del-Lvl 10


AN: So here is another chapter and stuff. I actually put some political opinion in here, it is a boring chapter but it was the first thing I was able to think up….been kinda idea less for a while n'stuff. SOOOOOOOO. Check out my other stuff, and drop a review. Tell me your favorite part, or least favorite part, or both. Uh…..in like a day is summer vacation.

THREE CHEERS.